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1) Prologue2) Dilemma - Hermione x Ginny3) Prefects'... Showers? - Ron x Hermione4) Phases - James x Lily5) Going Crazy - Sirius x Nobody6) Definitely Going Crazy - Sirius x Nobody7) The Tenderness Of A Cliché - Harry x Ginny8) Cold And Wounded - Remus x Tonks9) Once A Marauder... - Remus x Tonks
Definitely Going Crazy
April 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
“Remus! Help me!” The wail seemed to end in a sob.
Remus sprinted through Grimmauld Place, wand in hand and ready to fight, and burst into the bathroom expecting the worst.
“Sirius! What’s -”
The sight that met him was unexpected. Sirius was hunched underneath the shower’s flow, naked.
“Moony, please help,” he pleaded. “I’m so hard it hurts -” Remus caught a glimpse of the evidence, and looked away quickly. “- and this shower is spelled to stay warm!”
Remus’ mind raced. “You can’t take a cold shower?”
“No!”
“And you want my help?”
“Yes!”
“But Sirius... can’t you help yourself?”
Sirius stared at him in horror.
“Apostate! Marauders are above wanking!”
“Through fourteen years of solitude? Like hell!”