every1 is a mess, half dressed, lowkey pathetic
enjolras - AP0LL0
grantaire - claudemoneY
Marius - CosetteFucker
Cosette - MariusFucker
Joly - jolyranchers
eponine -epo9
bossuet -BossAssBitch
courfeyrac - courffee
combeferre - moth_erfucker
bahorel - johncena
jehan - plantastic
feuilly - _feuilly_
musichetta - chettta
Montparnasse - memepornASSe
gavroche - gayvroche
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you have entered the group chat “ !!GRANTAIRE SUPPORT SQUAD!! ” with claudemoneY, epo9, chettta, BossAssBitch, and plantastic
claudemoneY: guys im sobbing did you see those bomb ass selfies enjolras posted on twitter
claudemoneY: gavroche REALLY knows his way around a contour pallet
claudemoneY: im not sure if it would be weird to fav/rt them?
claudemoneY: but im pretty sure it would be weird for me to quote them with “YAAASSS DADDY FUCK ME UPPPP SLAYYY ME LIKE YOU DO THE PATRIARCHY” right?
plantastic: i mean? just a little bit
epo9: BOOIIII YOU WONT
claudemoneY: youre right i wont
chettta: gavroche said that enjolras is going to come back tomorrow
claudemoneY: in other totally unrelated news, i am moving to america and my flight is tomorrow morning :)
epo9: if you go to america can i come? montparnasse has a friend who crashed with us for a couple days who lives in new york. i think he works in the government or something. his name is thomas i think??? he bought a vape once from montparnasses vape shop.
claudemoneY: yes we will go to america and stay with thomas this is a good idea.
BossAssBitch: or maybe you should stay and see what happens with enjolras?? :))
claudemoneY has removed BossAssBitch from the group chat “ !!GRANTAIRE SUPPORT SQUAD!! ”
claudemoneY: anyways
plantastic: grantaire you cant keep running away from your problems
claudemoneY : sent a picture gtgchicken.jpeg
epo9: DRAG
claudemoneY: in all seriousness, i did a rolling stones interview today and since my ballet is a love story the interviewer asked me about MY love life and if it had any impacts on my writing and i took a drink of water so that i could have time to think of an answer but then i started choking on my water and literally couldnt think of a lie because the protagonist's (me) love interest is LITERALLY enjolras like LITERALLY.
chettta: UPFHA;OEWUBFAP
epo9: BOOOIIIIIIIII
plantastic: UR DYIN OUT THERE
jolyranchers: SOMEONE SAVE GRANTAIRE FROM HIMSELF
jolyranchers: BTW U GUYS IM BACK I GOT A NEW PHONE
jolyranchers: it only costed 15 months in rent, half my soul, my left arm, my will to live, and i had to sell my body to science to pay for insurance but here we are :))
chettta: gotta love capitalism :)))
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you have entered the group chat “ Les Amemes”
courffee: i miss enjolras :((
claudemoneY: who is enjolras
claudemoneY: i have no idea who you are referring to tbh
gayvroche: ya know, blonde hair, rlly passionate about politics, currently passed out on a cold pizza
plantastic: oh MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS
_feuilly_: pics or it didnt happen
gayvroche : sent a picture ohithappened . jpeg
moth_erfucker: did i save this picture or did this picture save me
johncena: IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND FRAMING IT
jolyranchers: beautiful, spectacular, show stopping, amazing.
chettta: TATTOO THIS ON MY FACE
MariusFucker: is that pineapple on his pizza what the fuck blocked
CosetteFucker: r u srs……
MariusFucker: what
CosetteFucker: you dont like pineapple on ur pizza?
MariusFucker: no?? how do u not know this weve been dating for almost THREE YEARS
CosetteFucker: idk???
CosetteFucker: i guess we never really order pizza bc we have those free coupons to the Thai place that is RIGHT next to the pizza place and even when we do go into the pizza place we always just end up buying that pizza that is actually a big cookie
MariusFucker: oh my god ur right.
_feuilly_: ok wait are you saying that in your three years of dating you never ONCE had the conversation of “what do you want on your pizza”?
CosetteFucker: i mean im sure we did?
johncena: ok but we all got pizza together like LAST WEEK
MariusFucker: yeah but we ordered as a group so we got one cheese 3 veggie and one pepperoni
_feuilly_: but i specifically remember marius asking if we could put pineapple on one of the veggie ones
MariusFucker: i thought he was being ironic?? sarcastic?? i thought he was trying to be funny? Like ? Performance art
plantastic: how is that funny
MariusFucker: idk like “haha lets put rusty nails on our pizza haha lmao!”
courffee: sweet jesus you RELLY dont like pineapple
MariusFucker: WHY WOULD YOU PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA?? WHO WANTS TO EAT WARM COOKED FRUIT WITH CHESE AND TOMATO SAUCE?? WHO??
CosetteFucker: ME
MariusFucker: were breaking up
plantastic: i like pineapple on my pizza tbh?
CosetteFucker: THANK YOU
_feuilly_: SAME?
gayvroche: i dont mind it. enjolras likes it though. i think? he ordered some weird stuff. the guy on the phone sounded so confused when he asked them to crumple up cookies and bake them into the pizza along with pineapple, celery, sriracha, and black olives. I think he's having a midlife crisis
gayvroche: also they didnt have sriracha and he started crying until i told him that i had some he could use
claudemoneY: this is the man i have chosen to love everyone
courffee: its okay it happens to the best of us
courffee: like one time, when me and combeferre were in bed i was like half asleep but conscious enough to know that ferre checked if i was asleep, assumed i was, and then started eating a box of oreos that i know FOR FACT had been lying open on the nightstand for A WHOLE WEEK while also watching project runway.
moth_erfucker: this is disgusting.
_feuilly_: askKJASLDJFASDFASJ
moth_erfucker: i would NEVER
moth_erfucker: IM DIVORCING YOU
moth_erfucker: ok but thats nothing compared to that time you LITERALLY PRE-CHEWED FOOD FOR THAT BABY BIRD THAT MUSICHETTA FOUND
chettta: aww :)) i remember that :)) that was the first time we met
chettta: i remember finding it with its broken wing on the street outside my appt and vaguely knowing there was a vet student a couple floors above me??
chettta: i literally knocked on 8 doors trying to find you
courffee: i remember borrowing medical supplies from my classroom to take care of it :))
moth_erfucker: “borrowed”
moth_erfuker: you mean STOLE
courffee: listen
courffee: think of the animals
moth_erfucker: i cant believe im dating a THIEF
claudemoneY: jehan? is that you?
plantastic: BOI IF YOU DONT CUT IT OUT
claudemoneY: i only speak the truth
plantastic: LISTEN me and montparnasse arent even dating sooooooo
epo9: ok but you like each other right
plantastic: idk he doesnt seem like the kind of guy that i would be into
plantastic: and he doesnt seem like the kind of guy that would be into someone like me
epo9: hang on
plantastic: WOAH STOP
plantastic: IDK WHAT YOURE DOING BUT NOOOO
epo9: :)
plantastic: BOI
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mempornASSe has a new message from epo9
epo9: so we need to talk
memepornASSe: listen im going to clean up the blood in the bathroom thats nothing. also? if you find any drugs in the apartment those arent mine they're for a friend and idk where those police handcuffs came from they just showed up in the living room haha? also if someone named Thenardier calls he is a SLUT and also sold me REALLY BAD WEED and i told him if he comes by at any time i am going to CALL THE COPS also FYI there is a loose tarantula in the apartment somewhere idk where but just be on the lookout, his name is spaghetti and i love him but am also terrified of him so im not coming back to home until you catch him ok? :)))) thx ily :)))
epo9: ……..anyways
epo9: this isnt about any of that but thanks for the info?
memepornASSe: oh ok whats up
epo9: what did you think of jehan :))))
memepornASSe: you mean the love of my life?
memepornASSe: no i have no idea who ur talking
epo9: KLASHDF;AS’
memepornASSe: i am gonna need you to delete that last text tho i gotta keep my street cred up
epo9: so are you going to ask them out or anything :)))
epo9: can i set you up on a date??
memepornASSe: listen,..
memepornASSe: i dont do dating much
epo9: you need to stop saying that to sound dramatic literally you have had 3 boyfriends in the last year ur so fake
memepornASSe: LISTEN…,,,
memepornASSe: plus idk theyre just so put together and sure of themselves and out of my league and then HERE I AM a MESS APOLOGETIC HALF DRESSED I LOOK PATHETIC
memepornASSe: except thats fake bc i always look TOO NICE like i am ON FLEEK 200 PRECENT OF THE TIME TBH
memepornASSe: but only on the outside
memepornASSe: on the inside i am A MESS™
memepornASSe: i dont even have their number
memepornASSe: i forgot to ask for it
memepornASSe: bc i am A MESS™
epo9: so is that a yes to setting you up on a date
memepornASSe: yes
epo9: :)
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you have entered the group chat “ Les Amemes ”
epo9: jehan would you like to go on a date with montparnasse?
plantastic: yes
plantastic: why did he say something
plantastic: omg what did he say
plantastic: i replied ‘yes’ WAY to fast
plantastic: that was like 3 second after you asked that
plantastic: jehan, chill
epo9: ok im going to make a reservation at that vegan sushi place?? montparnasse rlly likes that place and i know you do too
plantastic: OMG HE LIKES THAT PLACE??
courffee: this is so cute
jolyranchers: YAASS BOII
claudemoneY: OH SHIT WADDUP
moth_erfucker: modern day romance :,)
johncena: DO IT
chettta: SLAYYYYY
_feuilly_: this is SO GAY
MariusFucker: everyone is getting into couples this is so great
plantastic: eponine do it
plantastic: SET ME UP
plantastic: to die
plantastic: grantaire are you still moving to america bc if you are i wanna come
CosetteFucker: what the fuck grantaire youre moving to america since when??
claudemoneY: YAS BRO FUCK IT UP LETS GO TICKETS ARE ON ME
plantastic: sice
johncena: wait im confused are you actually moving to america?
courffee: can i come there is this new musical that i want to audition for on broadway called like obama the musical and its about their president and i wanna be in it so bad
claudemoneY: YAASS bitch fuck it UP
plantastic: ok so its settled, we leave tomorrow at dawn
_feuilly_: guns, drawn.
johncena: youre not actually going though? this is fake
courffee: well idk about you dudes but i am definitely auditioning for that musical. theyre having open auditions here in paris so imma do it bc yolo
moth_erfucker: no one has said yolo since 2012
courffee: well i literally JUST said it
moth_erfucker: were getting a divorce.
courffee: thats fine i need to focus more on my acting career anyway.
courffee: AND MAYBE NOW I CAN FINALLY GET A FUCKING DOG
moth_erfucker: UNCALLED FOR
_feuilly_: pls stop if you guys break up i will LITERALLY stop believing in love
johncena: ^^^
courffee: no its fine im currently laying on combeferres back as he makes me dinner
MariusFucker: as in, like, piggyback?
courffee: yes.
courffee: were having a competition
CosetteFucker: which is?
moth_erfucker: whoever can carry the other for the longest gets to pick the movie we watch
plantastic: whos winning
moth_erfucker: courf literally dropped me after 4 minutes and 34 seconds
moth_erfucker: bc he is smol and only used to carrying cats and stuff
courffee: thats fake i had to pick up an 40 kg dog the other day so im basically superman tbh
_feuilly_: ok and how long has courf been on your back
moth_erfucker: 25 minutes and 51 seconds
courffee: listen i know he already won but im so tall now i feel like there is a whole new world up here
plantastic: does anyone else really miss enjolras or is it just me
claudemoneY: its not just you
courffee: i know hes only been gone like 2 days but it feels like weeks
claudemoneY: same
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epo9 and plantastic have a new message from courffee
courffee: has either of you guys checked up on grantaire like in person in a while
courffee: im worried that hes anxious and/or guilty about what is happening
epo9: i was about to head over to his apartment rn
courffee: ok good i would but tonight is date night
plantastic: ponine can i come im so bored and freaking about about this date with montparnasse and i need you to tell me everything about him
epo9: yaass
epo9: im actually rlly close to ur apartment rn bc i need to stop by that bakery that grantaire likes
plantastic: the one that sells those rlly good cinnamon rolls?
epo9: yes
plantastic: YAS ok i will meet u there in like 10 minutes
epo9: gucci
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gayvroche has a new message from AP0LL0
AP0LL0: when r u getting back from class im boreddddddd
gavroche: have you even left my dorm since you got here?
AP0LL0: no :)
AP0LL0: also i proof read the essay on your desk and you made some really good points but i fixed a lot of typoes and also you kinda strayed from your main argument in the second body paragraph but besides that it was killer
gayvroche: aww :)) look at that maybe you arent completely useless
gayvroche: a couple of my friends are getting together tonight in like two hours for a party type thing if you want to come.
gayvroche: you could still totally pass for a uni student
AP0LL0: omg i havent been to a uni party in like 3 years yas i totally wanna go
AP0LL0: is that boy gonna be there???
gayvroche: YES AND IM FREAKING OUT AND THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO COME SO I DONT HAVE TO GO ALONE OK
AP0LL0: OKAY ILL GO
gayvroche: you should totally bring up how youre in love with the creator of Monarchie L’amor, ya know, grantaires ballet
gayvroche: bc you two would have SO much to talk about
gayvroche: bc he too, is in love with grantaire
AP0LL0: WOW
gayvroche: :)))))
AP0LL0: …….anyways
gayvroche: what time are you leaving tomorrow?
AP0LL0: i have a train for 9 am
AP0LL0: but i was thinking that maybe i would just enroll in uni again… u know… hang with u… learn more stuff… hangout…. die…
gayvroche: ok so 9 am?
AP0LL0: LISTEN
AP0LL0: yes 9 am
gayroche: i believe in you enjolras you can do this
AP0LL0: ok but do i WANT to
gayvroche: yes
AP0LL0: sounds fake…
gayvroche: sounds real
AP0LL0: can u bring home more ramen
gayvroche: no but im bringing you a protein smoothie and a kale and spinach salad with walnuts and cranberries
AP0LL0: i did not know how much i needed that until JUST NOW
gayvroche: what are best friends for :)))))))))))
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claudemoneY and plantastic have a new message from epo9
epo9: hey loser me and jehan are almost at ur place can you buzz us up in a couple?
claudemoneY: ok fam
claudemoneY: did i forget that we made plans or are you just chillin
plantastic: were just chillin
claudemoneY: nice AF
epo9: are you okay dude?
claudemoneY: yes?
epo9: ok yeah but like youve seemed a little off since the kiss and stuff
claudemoneY: idk im just confused as to why enjolras felt like he literally needed to leave the city after he realized he kissed me?
claudemoneY: like? was it that bad?
plantastic: i dont think it was you, i think it was just him psyching himself out
claudemoneY: but hes done that before for tons of bigger things that were more important than a drunk kiss and hes managed to keep himself more calm
claudemoneY: it was only a kiss how did it end up like this
plantastic: (it was only a kiss it was only a kiss)
epo9: obviously this is just really important to him
claudemoneY: its obvious he just regrets what he did
plantastic: Drunk Actions Are Just Sober Thoughts #JustGirlyThings
claudemoneY: do you think he should be the one to talk to me first when he comes back tomorrow or should i approach him
epo9: i would just see how things play out and if he doesnt say anything to you within like the day then maybe you could ask to talk to him or something?
plantastic: yeah thats a good idea. i feel like he should talk to you though, since you were the one who wanted to talk about it in the first place and then he just kinda….. left….
claudemoneY: yeah thats true
claudemoneY: like i was completely open and willing to talk about it but he LITERALLY JUST LEFT
plantastic: thats bc he literally does not know how to deal with his feelings that he cant pour into a political or social issue. Hes so passionate about everything he does, and that includes the people in his life.
plantastic: he just has problems conveying and explaining emotions and feelings sometimes
epo9: i couldnt have explained it better myself
plantastic: like do u remember his last boyfriend??
claudemoneY: UGH u mean fucking LEO
claudemoneY: my ENEMY
claudemoneY: i cant believe they dated for TWO ENTIRE MONTHS
claudemoneY: THE WORST TWO MONTHS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
epo9: yes i know
epo9: that was the worst two months of my life too bc i had to literally sleep at your apartment every night bc u didnt wanna be alone
claudemoneY: ok literally you had been staying at my apartment literally an entire MONTH before they started dating and were planning on staying those two other months anyway so …… stop being a trick as hoe
epo9: ok u got me
epo9: but i still had to hear ur ass complain and whine about how Leo was wrong for enjolras
claudemoneY: BC HE WAS!!
claudemoneY: HE WASNT RIGHT FOR HIM HE WAS TOO IDK TOO WEIRD HE FREAKED ME OUT
epo9: you and enjolras are basically polar opposites how do you argue ur side
claudemoneY: bc we just works out ok
claudemoneY: u cant appreciate the light without the dark
plantastic: wow
plantastic: deep
claudemoneY: its true
plantastic: grantaire how did u survive when Leo was around???
claudemoneY: i literally didnt
claudemoneY: that was when i stopped coming to meetings remember
plantastic: oh my god ur right
plantastic: enjolras was so pissed when u skipped he would be in a lowkey bad mood for the rest of the night
claudemoneY: really?
plantastic: yeah
claudemoneY: LITERALLY HOW WOULD HE EXPECT ME TO GO WHEN FUCKING LEO WAS SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW MAKING GOOGLY EYES ALL NIGHT
claudemoneY: AND THEN THEY WOULD FUCKING LIKE??? STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND STUFF
claudemoneY: THE AUDACITY OF THOSE TWO
claudemoneY: I LITERALLY COULDNT TAKE IT SO I JUST STOPPED COMING
claudemoneY: i was always so bored on thursday and saturday nights from 6-8 bc all my friends were at the meetings
plantastic: this is so emo im so sorry
plantastic: i dont even remember why they broke up tbh
plantastic: it was like one day he was there and the next he was not
claudemoneY: idk man but im glad it happened
epo9: I REMEMBER THAT I CAME HOME FROM A MEETING AND TOLD YOU THEY BROKE UP AND YOU LITERALLY STARTED TWERKING
epo9: YOU OPENED A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE
claudemoneY: BC IT WAS A GOOD DAY
claudemoneY: but also :(((( if apollo was sad bc he just went through a breakup but :)))))) bc GOOD
plantastic: YOU R SUCH TRASH
claudemoneY: IM LITERALLY JUST TRYING TO CHILL
epo9: ok were here can u buzz us up
claudemoneY: YAS BITCHES
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AP0LL0 has a new message from plantastic
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plantastic: i swear to god enjolras if you dont fucking answer me right now i will tell everyone that you sometimes go to starbucks
AP0L0: hello jehan! long time to see! how’ve you been? the weather has been really weird lately hasn’t it? politics amirite!
plantastic: you are OUTRAGEOUS
plantastic: im going to ignore the fact that you left the city for a minute bc im sure you have a valid reason that i have no prior knowledge to but i do have a small question if you have time
AP0LL0: i always have time for the best friend in the entire world :)) and best friends dont tell other friends that they sometimes give into corporate monopolies bc they’re running late but rlly RLLY need their caffeine fix :))) right ::))))
plantastic: fam u GOTTA stop caring so much about what others think of you
AP0LL0: imworkingonit
plantastic: ANYWAYS
plantastic: im glad ur ok btw xx
plantastic: ok so i had a question about leo
AP0LL0: who is leo
AP0LL0: OH WAIT THAT LEO
plantastic: right,.., im texting bc i realized that you never told anyone why u and him broke up and i think everyone just let it slide bc they didnt wanna pry but im a curious hoe and since its been like half a year since u broke up..,.., u should spill the tea
AP0LL0: it was really nothing we just didnt have anything in common really.
AP0LL0: we just didnt mesh well
AP0LL0: also he didnt challenge me
AP0LL0: we always agreed on everything and it was boring
AP0LL0: also i hated him
AP0LL0: also he was too nice
AP0LL0: also we would always coincidentally wear the same color a lot and it pissed me off for some reason idk why
AP0LL0: and he was just idk
plantastic: it was like dating urself
AP0LL0: EXACTLY
AP0LL0: we got set up by someone i worked with bc he said we had so much in common and we went on a couple dates and i invited him to a couple meetings but idk it just wasnt a good fit u feel
plantastic: yeah i feel
AP0LL0: i wasnt too upset when we broke up but i didnt wanna come out and be like “Yeah i broke up with him bc he was too nice :))” bc that sounds really dickish of me
AP0LL0: so i just acted sadish and stuff
plantastic: i can understand that
AP0LL0: anyways….//..
AP0LL0: why do you ask
plantastic: no reason really it just popped into my head and i thought i would ask
plantastic: it also gave me a reason to spam text you to make sure u were ok
AP0LL0: aw :)) what a babe
plantastic: also i have a date with montparnasse and u missed so much when u were gone pls come home soon
AP0LL0: im coming home tomorrow morning AND WHAT THE FUCK OMGOMGOMG IM SO PROUD OF YOU I CANT BELIEVE THIS IM SO EXCITED WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
AP0LL0: WHEN IS IT
AP0LL0: WHERE IS IT
AP0LL0: DONT DO ANY DRUGS THAT YOU DONT WANT TO DO
AP0LL0: BRING THE PEPPER SPRAY THAT YOU HAVE
AP0LL0: HAVE ME ON SPEED DIAL
plantastic: omG OMG
plantastic: we can talk all about this when u get back and maybe about hoW YOU FUCKING LEFT THE CITY WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE??
AP0LL0: HMMMM OK FINE ILL SEE U TOMORROW
plantastic: I LOVE YOU xxxox
AP0LL0: I LOVE YOU TOO
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AP0LL0 has a new message from gayvroche
gayvroche: ok u ready to go
AP0LL0: am i ready to go get drunk with a bunch of 19 year olds? u bet
gayvroche: only 19 but my mind is older
AP0LL0: im not throwin away my shot
AP0LL0: as in, lets do some shots
gayvroche: YAASS
gayvroche: ok but u need to make me look rlly cool ok
AP0LL0: whats this guys name that ur into?
gayvroche: ok so his name is Lucas and im in love with him
AP0LL0: ok tell me more
gayvroche: hes studying to be a lawyer and he is rlly into roman mythology and ballet and asian politics and he has a rlly big collection of movie posters from the 70’s
gayvoche: and his favorite show is adventure time and also that show where they try and convince you that aliens helped people build stuff in the past
AP0LL0: ancient aliens?
gayvroche: yes that one
gayvroche: also his favorite animals are bats and his favorite color is baby blue
AP0LL0: how is his instagram?
gayvroche: aesthetic but not to the point where he doesnt post pictures of his friends.
gayvroche: its like he made it look aesthetic but not to the point where it looks like hes putting any effort into TRYING to make it look aesthetic
AP0LL0: wow that must take a lot of effort
gayvroche: god yes
gayvroche: but its worth it bc it looks great
gayvroche: also hes trans just FYI and hes really open about it and super chill
AP0LL0: noted
AP0LL0: alright lets go make kid fall in love with you
gayvroche: OH SHIT WADDUP
AP0LL0: also dont let me drunk text
gayvroche: ok give me ur phone now then
AP0LL0: ok aces
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claudemoneY has a new message from AP0LL0
1:43 am
AP0LL0: heuy lsiten imn sorty tahyyt ijm basd at talking
claudemoneY: hey apollo, you alright?
AP0LL0: UR alright
AP0LL0: if ur know waht i mean ;)))()
AP0LL0: asnywasys im seeing uu tomorwoe anfd im goiung to taslk words in ur face
claudemoneY: haha alright dude, where is gavroche?
AP0LL0: gays wash is the witgh luke us n i stole my phone backj
claudemoneY: you should probably drink some water ok?
AP0LL0: causer im THIRSTY
claudemoneY: i am enjoying this so much
AP0LL0: do u ever thinkinf about climate changing?
claudemoneY: of course. do you have any ideas how to stop it?
AP0LL0: i jus threw the ice form in the my cup in outside so,. i think were good now
claudemoneY: oh my god apollo, you literally just singlehandedly ended global warming.
AP0LL0: thanking you
AP0LL0: i like it when u calling me apollo
claudemoneY: well apollo, whats next on your, Save The World™ list?
AP0LL0: bears
claudemoneY: bears?
AP0LL0: no
claudemoneY: no?
AP0LL0: im sleep
claudemoneY: find gavroche and have time take you back to his dorm okay?
AP0LL0: okay :))(())) night grand air
claudemoneY: goodnight xx
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gayvroche has a new message from claudemoneY
claudemoneY: hey are you keepin an eye on enj
gayvroche: yes i am sorry i literally jUST MADE OUT WITH THIS SUPER HOT GUY
claudemoneY: OH SHIT WADDUP
gayvroche: I KNOW RIGHT AHHH
gayvroche: but yes im taking him home now omg hes such a mess
claudemoneY: hes been drunk texting me and its literally the best thing ever
gayvroche: thats so gay wtf goals
claudemoneY: ok but now im really nervous bc he said he wanted to talk to me tomrrow
gayvroche: dude dont be youll be fine.
claudemoneY: im going to THROW UP
gayvroche: ok honestly me too
gayvroche: and it looks like so is enjolras
gayvroche: ok i need to deal with him ill text u in a little bit
claudemoneY: ok son good luck
gayvroche: thanks dad :))