Chapter 27
Chapter 27
The Original Perry
Princess Bubblegum was a tyrant and a fool. She kept us locked up here like her own lab rats.
When I expressed my concern to Monogram, he said we have nothing to worry about.
People have gone missing, and yet we have nothing to worry about?
We can't leave the city. We can't have lives. I mean, sure, I wouldn't have had a life outside of OWCA, but Phineas and Ferb and Candace… they all had so much to do in their lives.
I haven't seen Doof in weeks. He was trying to figure out what was taking so long, but they just… took him. I guess.
The OWCA had named me a ‘princess’ so that I could be a representative in her Princess Council.
I sat next to Princess Kenny, the anime boy in the orange hoodie and Zelda costume.
He muttered something that I couldn’t hear.
“Platypus Princess.” Isabella said, sitting next to me.
“Fireside Princess.”
The meeting begun.
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“Hey, Kenny?” I asked after we left. We lived on the same street so we walked together.
“Yeah?” His muffled voice asked.
“Do you want to break into the OWCA and look at files?”
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I find a file on the origin of agents.
They -- we -- are genetically modified humans made to fight crime and be sold as body gaurds.
Monogroam bought us all…
From Princess Bubblegum.
“You kids have gone too far!” A voice schrieks.
We get knocked out.
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“Perry!” It’s Doof. We’re in a cell together.
“Where are we?”
“Bubblegum’s secret dungeon.”
“Oh.”
Me and Doff then have sex, since we’re alone.
Oh yeah, Kenny died.