Spophifufimalregadsherinx (Who the hell?)

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Spophifufimalregadsherinx (Who the hell?)
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Threesome - F/M/M Murder Crack Out of Character Underage Sex - Freeform Threesome Alternate Universe - High School Spoilers Nudity Crack Fic Drugs Avengers - Freeform Agents of SHIELD angel - Freeform OT3 otp Harry Potter - Freeform undertale - Freeform Not for the faint of heart implied sex Steven Universe - Freeform I wrote this in seventh grade at least until chapter 19 i didn't know how high school worked diseases that do lots of weird things random color changes random sex changes exploding fairies lady robot/gay guy/bi guy threesomes Spongebob - Freeform phineas and ferb - Freeform firefly - Freeform Futurama - Freeform Malcolm In The Middle - Freeform Adventure Time - Freeform Regular Show - Freeform Sherlock - Freeform Winx doctor who - Freeform Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Freeform dollhouse - Freeform kingdom hearts - Freeform south park - Freeform Cyberchase - Freeform yandere!Princess Bubblegum human!perry Female!Perry human!peter DoofXPerry PerryXPeter PerryXPeterXDoof CarlXStella FinnXPhineas Bi!Finn Gay!Phineas CandaceXIsabella Bi!Candace Gay!Isabella Sparkly Pink Fedoras Sparkly Pink Fairy Hearts Emo!Warren WarrenxAndrew WarrenXAndrewXBender Female!Bender WarrenXAndrewXBenderXPerry FitzXSimmons BuffyXSpikeXAngel SpikeXAndrew Senpai!Finn BubbleButt!Bubblegum Exponentially Growing Tits Inverted Titties NOTP foetp Brotp Teenage!Doof Lesbian!Lorelei Evil!OWCA Evil!Monogram Frequent Misspellings Glory Holes TEM FLAKES TweekXCraig Princess!Kenny FionaXMarceline Purple Swirly Evil Eyes Color Changing Characters Now in Technicolor Firey Redheads Evil Redeheads Heroes Want Redheads dumb blondes Badass Blondes Clone!Perry Clone!Perry X69 Frequent Swearing Evil Armies Evil Robot Armies Shield!OWCA Hydra!OWCA FryXLeela Bald!Leela Hairy!Leela Stoner!Warren Stoner!Andrew Stoner!Topher Fairy Murder Kairi Eats Hearts Nudist!School Ouran High School Host Club - Freeform Southern!Kairi
Summary
I wrote this in seventh grade thinking it was good. I'm making it a crack fic.
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Chapter 1

Chapter 1
Isabella

“No more summer” I said as I slumped into a seat next to my best friend/crush Phineas Flynn. I picked up a name tag off my desk and wrote Isabella Garcia-Shapiro on it.
“I know” said Phineas. “Less time for inventing.” I looked up and saw Phineas’s hair was messed up. It always is.
I looked around to see who else was in our class. A girl with tan skin and long dark hair wearing a white jumpsuit. A boy with blond hair and a tie and buck teeth. A boy and girl with almost matching outfits (The girl’s hat had longer ears.) What a strange class.
The person in front of me turned around. “Hi, I’m Dewey” said the boy. Dewey was actually the most normal looking person here.
“I’m Isabella. Pleasure to meet you.”
The girl who had the hat with long ears said, “And I’m Fiona!”
“ATTENTION!!!!” boomed the teacher. “I’m Mr. Krabs, and I’m your geometry teacher for your freshman year in Melting Pot High. Now, I’m also the owner of the Krusty Krab, and we need a new fry cook. Anyone interested?”
The boy with the buck teeth stood up immediately. “I’d like to be the new fry cook for the Krusty Krab, sir!” He said with a high squeaky voice. “Ok, Mr... Spongebob Squarepants. You have the job.”
Class was rather boring. It was all just rules and stuff. We don’t have uniforms. We all eat at the same time, during our break period.
I started to doze off when Mr. Krabs said to the class at a rather loud pitch, “Now, pay attention. For every class you will have two teachers. As our school colors are blue and gold, we will have Blue Days and Gold Days. Today is a Blue day, so you will have all the teachers you have today on Blue days. You’ll have your other teachers tomorrow.
“Also,” he added “Both teachers do teach during the day, but they switch classrooms. It gets pretty confusing,”
Half the class nodded in agreement, including Phineas, and the other half looked utterly confounded, including me.
“Hey Phineas,” I whispered.
“Yeah?” he whispered back.
“Can you help me understand this at recess?”
“Yeah, sure,”
Internally I grinned. I had just landed a date with my crush! This year is going to be so great!

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