What Did You Expect From This Number
jefferoni.macaroni: GUYS I HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO TWENTY ONE PILOTS TONIGHT WHO WANTS IT
hamil.lion: wow you listen to something other than country music
hamil.lion: also why would i want to spend four hours with you
hamil.lion: wait
hamil.lion: will u give it to me for free
hamil.lion: and how close are the seats
jefferoni.macaroni: im selling them for 50
turt13.10v3r: wait how do u have an extra ticket
jefferoni.macaroni: the front of the 100s
hamil.lion: oh shit
jefferoni.macaroni: james cant go
jefferoni.macaroni: he has a cold
hamil.lion: when does he not??
jefferoni.macaroni: shut
jefferoni.macaroni: so none of you want it
jefferoni.macaroni: LAF DO YOU WANNA COME BACK RIGHT NOW TO SEE TWENTY ONE PILOTS
turt13.10v3r: laf is sleeping
turt13.10v3r: time zones
hamil.lion: i never said i didnt want to go??
jefferoni.macaroni: fuck
jefferoni.macaroni: what happened to not wanting to spend 4 hours with me
hamil.lion: those seats are fucking great
jefferoni.macaroni: yes i know
hamil.lion: are you willing to negotiate down?
turt13.10v3r: alex
hamil.lion: yes?
jefferoni.macaroni: no
hamil.lion: jefferson if i buy the ticket u cant speak to me the whole time
jefferoni.macaroni: deal
jefferoni.macaroni: i just wanna sell it tbh
hamil.lion: WOO
turt13.10v3r: tbh $20 on them getting in a fist fight before the night is over
corsetz28: damn im not gonna bet against that
james.madisin: if they get in a fist fight i’ll kill them both so i’ll take you up on that
jefferoni.macaroni: hey cmon
jefferoni.macaroni: you wouldnt hurt me u love me too much
james.madisin: youre right, i wouldn’t hurt you physically because i’m not the type of person who would resort to physical violence
hamil.lion: ouch
hamil.lion: johm its only a concert im p sure i can hold off from punching him as long as he keeps his dumb mouth shut
turt13.10v3r: but what if he doesnt keep his dumb mouth shut
hamil.lion: ill manage
turt13.10v3r: sure u will
hamil.lion: i will!!
hamil.lion: also thomas when is it
jefferoni.macaroni: we have to leave in like an hour i can drive us both
hamil.lion: ew i have to be in a car with u too
jefferoni.macaroni: yes
hamil.lion: fine ill go get ready 2 go
hamil.lion: gerc will u help me find smthn to wear?
jefferoni.macaroni: its literally a concert its dark no one will see what ur wearing u dont have to look nice
hamil.lion: um
hamil.lion: im leaving my dorm of course i have to look nice i cant just go outside and not look nice who do you think i AM
jefferoni.macaroni: woW ok
hamil.lion: timmy just bc u obviously dont care abt what u look like doesnt mean u should tell other people how to dress
jefferoni.macaroni: WOW OK
jefferoni.macaroni: u kno what uve offended me u can no longer come to this concert with me
hamil.lion: what the fuck
hamil.lion: who are u going to sell it to now though the concert is in an hour
@jefferoni.macaroni has added @a.burr into the chat
jefferoni.macaroni: hey burr wanna go to a twenty one pilots concert with me
a.burr: twenty one pilots?
jefferoni.macaroni: W H O A R E Y O U
a.burr: who are the pilots
a.burr: why are there twenty one of them
jefferoni.macaroni: i dont believe this
hamil.lion: jeffers dont even bother all he listens to is kpop
a.burr: stop this this is bullying
hamil.lion: so are u still not gonna take me?
jefferoni.macaroni: FINE be ready in an hour and keep your goddamn mouth SHUT during the concert
hamil.lion: its no concern of urs what my mouth is busy with during a concert
jefferoni.macaroni: ok, ew, if you start making out with strangers im not driving you back u get to fend for yourself
hamil.lion: (;
james.madisin: aw look at my two boys spending time together
jefferoni.macaroni: ??? shut up
hamil.lion: fuck you im sneaking down to the pit as soon as the concert starts
james.madisin: oh wow ok
james.madisin: thomas can you get me a shirt from the concert?
hamil.lion: idk jem i wouldnt trust his fashion sense i mean he obviously doesnt care about appearance so
hamil.lion: ill get u a shirt
turt13.10v3r: hold up since when is alex your boy
margaritasallaround: u n t r u s t w o r t h y
hamil.lion: shhhh peggy its nbd he can say what he wants were friends
margaritasallaround: friends
margaritasallaround: with benefits
turt13.10v3r: idk alex yours/mine has always had romantic connotations
james.madisin: thats not what i meant ahhhh
hamil.lion: see? not what he meant, im fine with it
a.burr: wait alex is james’s boy?
a.burr: when did this happen??
jefferoni.macaroni: u have like a half hour alex
hamil.lion: dont rush me im still deciding on what to wear
jefferoni.macaroni: i mean i can always just leave u here so im not LATE
hamil.lion: i mean u can always shut the fuck up but thats not happening anytime soon right
jefferoni.macaroni: i dont need to shut the fuck up im the one with the tickets
hamil.lion: its too late ur already stuck with me no one else can go w u
jefferoni.macaroni: im outside if ur not out here in 3 minutes im leaving u
hamil.lion: fine ill just go out w/o a shirt then
jefferoni.macaroni: if u do im bringing the meninist shirt and ur wearing that
hamil.lion: DAMN OK FINE I FOUND A SHIRT IM COMIN
hamil.lion: also
hamil.lion: were not listening to country in the car
jefferoni.macaroni: driver picks the music
hamil.lion: driver keeps his EYES ON THE GODDAMN ROAD
hamil.lion: either way i will jump out of the car and run to the venue were not listening to it
hamil.lion: aaaaand hes playing country music
hamil.lion: jemmy how do u put up with this
james.madisin: thats a good question
james.madisin: its probably bc i love him
james.madisin: and for the small price of $50.00 u can too!!!
hamil.lion: are u implying that timmy here and i are going to be friends after this??
james.madisin: you never know
jefferoni.macaroni: jemmy who do u think i am
james.madisin: someone whos endangering my boyfriend and my close friends life rn eyes on the road
a.burr: okay so i listened to the twenty one pilots but like there arent twenty one of them and theyre not pilots so ?
hamil.lion: please leave ur embarrassing me
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