Everything is Great Now!
intothenarrative: are we on for group date night tonight
loafayette: absolutely!
corsetz28: of course, its laf’s last night before he goes to france again
hamil.lion: are we going to watch lemonade mouth
comma.sexting: i heard lemonade mouth, the best disney channel original film
comma.sexting: oh wait this is another group date night isnt it
its.pronounced.mariah: babe you can come over and we can watch it together
comma.sexting: i will say it again
comma.sexting: IM SO GLAD YOURE THE ONE IM DATING TBH
its.pronounced.mariah: <3<3<3
turt13.10v3r: okay but can we also watch hsm
hamil.lion: of course
corsetz28: okay but like i have a surprise for laf at the group date night
margaritasallaround: is it ur dick
corsetz28: jesus christ no for fucks sake
intothenarrative: i cant wait to know the surprise!
loafayette: whatever it may be ;)
corsetz28: jesus christ guys its not my dick
turt13.10v3r: i mean it wouldnt be a bad surprise ngl
comma.sexting: wait johm youre back
turt13.10v3r: it seems so
comma.sexting: goddamn i need to use this chat more
comma.sexting: so is everything chill now
turt13.10v3r: yeye everything was forgiven, even if not rightfully deserved, and everything is great now!
intothenarrative: ohhhh maybe we should have like a double date thing so its more like a party for laf!
its.pronounced.mariah: sorry eliza, we cant
its.pronounced.mariah: angelica and i are going on a date tonight and ive had this shit planned for a good month now
comma.sexting: babe my names aneglica, not angelica
its.pronounced.mariah: my bad, hon
its.pronounced.mariah: aneglica and i are going on a date tonight and ive had this shit planned for a good month now
loafayatte: r u proposing
its.pronounced.mariah: i would pretend to not know or tell you but who the fuck proposes in college two weeks before final exams
its.pronounced.mariah: we dont need wedding plans bugging at the back of our mind while we’re running on caffeine alone at four in the morning burying ourselves in our notes
comma.sexting: tbh i was gonna argue for a second but thats a great point
its.pronounced.mariah: rlly? what were you gonna argue
comma.sexting: well i mean highschool couples get married around finals idk but then again hs marriages are a bad idea
comma.sexting: it happens though people do it
its.pronounced.mariah: albeit idiot people
comma.sexting: yeah
its.pronounced.mariah: so no im not proposing laf sorry to disappoint
comma.sexting: we couldnt come anyways though
comma.sexting: studying abroad n all
intothenarrative: OH RIGHT LMAO
loafayette: we could invite some more ppl tho? not like a party but like idk a get together with zero alcohol n errything
corsetz28: do you have any friends that alex doesnt hate
loafayette: good point
intothenarrative: wait where is date night gonna be tonight?
corsetz28: alex’s and my dorm
corsetz28: technically i dont have to be here for lafs surprise but im lazy and also ⅗ of us are already here
loafayette: ⅗?
turt13.10v3r: alex asked me to stay
loafayette: i see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
turt13.10v3r: are you kidding we were all too emotionally exhausted for sex
loafayette: ok fair
loafayette: is burr coming
turt13.10v3r: no
hamil.lion: do you want him to
loafayette: i mean idk its nice to see him
loafayette: if itll cause problems thats fine he doesnt have to come
loafayette: but hes my friend
corsetz28: it wont cause problems if he comes right johm
turt13.10v3r: i trust u alex
hamil.lion: you trust me
hamil.lion: can i trust you
turt13.10v3r: i mean yeah
turt13.10v3r: i wont be thrilled to see him but i wont try to fight him unless he starts it
hamil.lion: if by “he starts it” you mean he literally tries to physically fight you and you have to resort to self defense and not he said something a little passive aggressive
hamil.lion: but if you start screaming at each other i will leave
loafayette: no alex wont leave johm you and burr will
turt13.10v3r: understood
hamil.lion: thank you laf
loafayette: of course mon trognon <3
hamil.lion: <3
corsetz28: so burr is invited?
loafayette: yeah!
jefferoni.macaroni: wtf what abt me am i invited
hamil.lion: no ew
james.madisin: am i
hamil.lion: i mean
hamil.lion: yh i guess
jefferoni.macaroni: what the fuck
corsetz28: james is invited because hes not a fucking meninist but u r not invited
jefferoni.macaroni: JEKDNRKDBEH IT WAS
jefferoni.macaroni: A
jefferoni.macaroni: J O K E
loafayette: sorry mon ami but my friends have spoken
jefferoni.macaroni: well at least jamie loves me n wont go w/o me right jemmy?
james.madisin: well
jefferoni.macaroni: maddy?
james.madisin: aw i was kidding ofc i wont go w/o you <3 i love you!!
jefferoni.macaroni: i love you too <3
hamil.lion: ...okay well anyways
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a.burr: did something happen
hamil.lion: no lmao You Are Invited to A Party!!!
a.burr: no bye
hamil.lion: DONT LEAVE
a.burr: what
hamil.lion: its lafs last day in america for a lil while and youre their friend too so we were gonna invite you to the little social gathering we were gonna do tonight to say bye to them
a.burr: is it a gathering or a party then
hamil.lion: a gathering
a.burr: is john gonna be there?
hamil.lion: does it matter? dont you want to say goodbye to laf?
a.burr: answer the question
hamil.lion: yes
a.burr: ill pass
hamil.lion: aaron please come?
a.burr: why
hamil.lion: for laf?
a.burr: ugh
a.burr: FINE
a.burr: can i leave the chat NOW?
turt13.10v3r: please do
hamil.lion: johm shhh
hamil.lion: u can tho
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