Ham's Got a Crush
loafayette: DO U WANNA KNOW WHAT HERCS SURPRISE WAS
comma.sexting: yes !!
jefferoni.macaroni: i guess yeah sure
loafayette: HE GOT ME A SIGNED JERSEY FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
loafayette: LIKE IT WAS U S E D AS A PROP THIS WAS IN THE DAMN MOVIE ZEKE WORE IT AND THE WHOLE CAST SIGNED IT
loafayette: THIS JERSEY HAS TOUCHED CHRIST WARREN JRS NIPPLES HOLY FUCK
comma.sexting: dont u mean chris warren jrs nipples??
loafayette: I MEAN CHRIST WARREN JRS NIPPLES
jefferoni.macaroni: woaH oh my god
comma.sexting: maria this is incredible they might be beating us @ the superior relationship game
its.pronounced.mariah: no theyre not remember when i got plane tickets for us to go to a bernie rally over spring break and he signed ur hat
comma.sexting: oh right nope sorry laf our relationship is still better than urs
loafayette: shh
loafayette: he wrote underneath all the signatures “Lots of love from your favorite cheerleader <3” this is so cute im crying
james.madisin: hercules was a cheerleader?
loafayette: yeah we both were how did you not know this
comma.sexting: wait aw thats rlly cute is that how u met him
loafayette: yeS it is how we met and also yes it is rlly cute thanks
corsetz28: aw laf <3 im super happy u like ur surprise! we’ll all miss u in while ur in france
loafayette: aww ill miss you guys too <3
loafayette: ill be back in a month though!
intothenarrative: but ill miss you for a whole MONTH
loafayette: aw mon amour <3<3<3
loafayette: im gonna CRY come here before i leave i deserve goodbye kisses
loafayette: cept burr he doesnt have to kiss me lmao
james.madisin: wait what happened everyone went all silent
hamil.lion: laf had to go or theyd miss their flight ))’:
james.madisin: why are they even leaving if theyre gonna move back here in a month isnt it less expensive to just stay
corsetz28: james idk if you were aware but lafayette is like really fucking rich
james.madisin: well yea but still
intothenarrative: also its not like they dont have family in france they need to get back to
turt13.20v3r: unfortunately
james.madisin: where is aaron during all of this?
intothenarrative: aaron?
intothenarrative: oh wait burr right
hamil.lion: hes w/ me
turt13.10v3r: well tell him to get on the fucknig chat
@turt13.10v3r has added @a.burr to the chat
a.burr: im right next to alexander he is telling me what’s going on
turt13.10v3r: but youre missing g r e a t t h i n g s
a.burr: i doubt it
corsetz28: wait wait alex
corsetz28: why are you with burr shouldn't you be here w/ us
a.burr: goodbyes make him sad
turt13.10v3r: so why isn't he with us?
hamil.lion: burr just told u
turt13.10v3r: okay……...but….still
turt13.10v3r: are we incapable of helping alex when hes sad
hamil.lion: apparently ur incapable of picking fights with my friend no matter what my emotional state is
turt13.10v3r: okay.
turt13.10v3r: thats fair.
corsetz28: hey thats fine alex be where you gotta be so u can be happy
hamil.lion: thanks
hamil.lion: i love you
turt13.10v3r: i love you!!!! so much
intothenarrative: we love you alex!!
jefferoni.macaroni: i dont
hamil.lion: thats ok ur not important
jefferoni.macaroni: wtf the fuck im offended
intothenarrative: good
margaritasallaround: thats ok ur still not important
james.madisin: youre important to me thomas!
hamil.lion: shame hes the only one
james.madisin: ?? hes not the only one whos important to me?
james.madisin: alexander, youre important to me
hamil.lion: no crap that wasnt what i meant i
hamil.lion: i mean thanks jem ur important to me too! but thats not what i
a.burr: ok what happened here bc alexander was just lookin at his phone and he got all red and flustered
margaritasallaround: damn hams got a crush
hamil.lion: OH MY GOD PEGGY SHUT UP
james.madisin: wait whats going on im confused
hamil.lion: nothings going on peggy is BULLYING me
hamil.lion: and spreading LIES
hamil.lion: dont pay attention to her jem shes a liar and a bully
jefferoni.macaroni: since when do you call my boyfriend jem
hamil.lion: since that one time in highschool where we spent like 72 consecutive hours awake together writing the federalist papers
hamil.lion: hes not just Your Boyfriend™ hes my friend
margaritasallaround: does it also have anything to do with that time you made out at antiprom
james.madisin: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT
margaritasallaround: eliza told me lmao
jefferoni.macaroni: okay why didnt i know that
margaritasallaround: ooo is the happy couple keepin secrets? sounds untrustworthy to me
intothenarrative: but wait wasnt he doin to make timmy jealous why wouldnt he know
jefferoni.macaroni: jemmy went to antiprom without me and he whined for hours beforehand about how i wouldnt go with him
jefferoni.macaroni: so if he made out with someone there it definitely was for different reasons than making me jealous bc i wasnt there
margaritasallaround: DAMN SOUNDS UNTRUSTWORTHY TO ME
turt13.10v3r: but didnt he say he did it to make tommy jealous? did he lie to us omg??
james.madisin: i never said i did it to make anyone jealous you guys asked and i said “leave me alone” and left the chat i didnt lie
corsetz28: but u admit that u were making out with alex for the simple reasoning that you wanted to make out with alex?
james.madisin: wow its time to change the subject!!
hamil.lion: i agree lets stop talking about this
margaritasallaround: this is all untrustworthy as fuck
a.burr: (aw hes so red omg)
hamil.lion: SHUT UP IM KICKING U OUT LEAVE
a.burr: we’re in my dorm you cant kick me out
hamil.lion: what a shame because i juST DID
a.burr: alexander
a.burr: alexander let me back in
margaritasallaround: IM HOWLING OH MY GOD
a.burr: ALEX I SWEAR TO GOD
hamil.lion: youve never called me alex before
a.burr: sorry, alexander
hamil.lion: why
a.burr: what?
hamil.lion: why are you sorry
a.burr: i dont know? am i being too familiar? I dont want to make you uncomfortable
hamil.lion: no i love familiarity wtf ive been telling you to call me alex since day one
a.burr: oh
a.burr: are you going to let me back into my dorm or?
hamil.lion: IDK R U GONNA STOP SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET
a.burr: i hope that isnt supposed to be a reference to me telling the chat abt how flustered u got bc there were no lies there, all truth
hamil.lion: wrong answer ur trapped out there forever
a.burr: christ alexander its my dorm please let me in
hamil.lion: no
a.burr: a l e x a n d e r
hamil.lion: typing my name wont change my mind
a.burr: alex please youre being immature
hamil.lion: hmmpf
hamil.lion: its unlocked
a.burr: fine
@a.burr has left the chat