HOOO BOY
turt13.10v3r: omg alex unblocked me and asked to be added to the chat i think it worked
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hamil.lion: okay which one of you sent burr to my doorstep
loafayette: it was johms idea i didnt even talk when he was in the chat
corsets28: kiss up
loafayette: i want my boyfriend to love me
corsetz28: but i already love you
turt13.10v3r: wow ok i dont anymore
loafayette: but mon ange
loafayette: ily
loafayette: <3?
hamil.lion: HES BEEN MAKING ME EAT WTF THE F U C K JOHM
turt13.10v3r: !!!!! good !!!!!!!!
hamil.lion: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HIM TO COME OVER HE HATES ME
turt13.10v3r: blackmail
turt13.10v3r: get back to eating and working
intothenarrative: wroking
turt13.10v3r: yes wroking ty liza
turt13.10v3r: im glad ur being taken care of
turt13.10v3r: i love you !!
hamil.lion: ugh
hamil.lion: ty for worrying
hamil.lion: i love you too
loafayette: WHAT ABT ME
hamil.lion: !!!! ily lots laf !!!!
hamil.lion: hmu tmrw i miss u
hamil.lion: gotta go wrok tho
corsetz28: ok so whos gonna bet against me: this night ends w/ burr and alex fucking
intothenarrative: i dont think hed cheat on us?
intothenarrative: $20 says he wont
corsetz28: youre on
its.pronounced.mariah: i mean
its.pronounced.mariah: @eliza i wouldnt be so confident in your boyfriend?
turt13.10v3r: oh hey maria!
turt13.10v3r: i mean, he already cheated on liza once? idk would he do it again
loafayette: i wouldnt honestly be surprised
corsetz28: tbh? he prolly would
loafayette: i mean i know he loves us but alex just
loafayette: has a hard time stopping himself when he cares about someone
corsetz28: ye and we all know how he feels about burr
its.pronounced.mariah: ?? i dont
intothenarrative: rlly?
intothenarrative: sorry tbh i thought everyone knew
intothenarrative: hes asked us before if he could ask burr to be part of the poly relationship
its.pronounced.mariah: really? i thought they hated each other?
turt13.10v3r: nah
its.pronounced.mariah: so what did you say?
corsetz28: well idk we said he could come on a few dates w/ us if he wanted so we could get to know him a lil more
its.pronounced.mariah: is that why he asked burr to the group date the other day?
corsetz28: kinda yeah
loafayette: yeah and burr kind of feels the same way abt alex ?? thats why hes actually taking care of alex rn
its.pronounced.mariah: so why hasnt he joined the poly relationship
intothenarrative: oh burr is monogamous af he cant handle a poly relationship
its.pronounced.mariah: but? why does burr act like he hates alex sm
intothenarrative: aaron is not only monogamous af but also s r s l y disapproves of alex, laf, herc, johm, and i’s relationship
its.pronounced.mariah: why tho
loafayette: he thinks its like alex is dating all of us but we’re not dating each other
corsetz28: alex had to explain it to him
its.pronounced.mariah: oh
intothenarrative: ye
intothenarrative: it didnt go great
corsetz28: tbh im pretty sure weve more or less told alex its ok to fuck burr as long as it didnt become regular tbh
intothenarrative: tru but hed still feel bad
corsetz28: tru
corsetz28: i still think theyre gonna fuck
jefferoni.macaroni: ?? burr and hamilton are fucking? what
corsetz28: yeah prolly
turt13.10v3r: i dont believe youve never heard these rumors
jefferoni.macaroni: i mean yeah ive heard them but aaron is my friend i didnt think hed go that low
corsetz28: think agaon
corsetz28: fuck no
turt13.10v3r: AGAON
jefferoni.macaroni: man i wish i didnt have to think agaon i dont want to think so lowly of burr
intothenarrative: havent you had angry sex with alex though
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loafayette: IM CRYING HE TOTALLY HAS
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jefferoni.macaroni: oh no my boyfriend knows of my past gay sins
james.madisin: explain this
turt13.10v3r: “You All Were Right, Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton are Definitely Hatefucking”
jefferoni.macaroni: i dont rlly wanna remember it?
james.madisin: e x p l a i n
jefferoni.macaroni: it was highschool we had a project and we hated each other idK leave me alone
turt13.10v3r: the question is
turt13.10v3r: was it good hatesex
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james.madisin: i dont believe this
corsetz28: are you surprised
james.madisin: i wish i was
loafayette: (it was not good hatesex according to alex, he said timmy was terrible in bed)
james.madisin: how do you KNOW that
loafayette: alex talks a lot idk if you noticed
loafayette: he doesnt keep secrets
turt13.10v3r: we also kno that you kissed him during junior antiprom @ your highschool
james.madisin: WHAT THE FUCK
james.madisin: THERE WERE MASKS HOW DID HE KNOW IT WAS ME
intothenarrative: how did you know it was him
james.madisin: he told me
loafayette: you knew who he was and still kissed him wow
james.madisin: LEAVE ME ALONE
turt13.10v3r: wait did you kiss him bc you wanted thomas to be jealous omg
james.madisin: LEAVE ME A L O N E
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loafayette: golden
hamil.lion: i am the scum of the earth and im so so sorry
corsetz28: did u fuck burr
hamil.lion: no but i almost did oh my god im so sorry
intothenarrative: (told u hed be somewhat faithful thats $20 herc)
loafayette: mon amour be a little more sensitive
loafayette: what happened mon trognon
hamil.lion: he was just helping me edit something to fit page limits and he stopped looking at the writing for a second and he was just staring at me
hamil.lion: i swear we were gonna kiss but
hamil.lion: idk i didnt want to kiss him unless i knew he was okay with it you feel
hamil.lion: i was actually about to ask him “can i kiss you” bc im the worst kind of scum on this planet but he kind of just cleared his throat and went back to editing
hamil.lion: my gay ass doesnt deserve this
loafayette: hey its ok
hamil.lion: its noT ok i almost cheated on you guys and i wasnt even the one who stopped myself from it
loafayette: alex you seem really stressed out
turt13.10v3r: yeah
intothenarrative: he wouldnt be if he had some nyquil
corsetz28: BETSEY SHH
turt13.10v3r: maybe you should come over and relax for a little bit
hamil.lion: wait
hamil.lion: hold on
hamil.lion: did you set this all up so i would feel bad and take a fucking break for you guys
turt13.10v3r: no!! i just thought youd let burr in and he could make sure you didnt work yourself to death!!
hamil.lion: why burr then??
hamil.lion: you know how i feel about him why couldnt you have picked anyone else
turt13.10v3r: i just thought he could help get you to relax!!
hamil.lion: i dont NEED to relax, i need to get shit done
hamil.lion: you knew that going in and you sent me someone you knew i felt this way about in hopes that it might make me feel bad enough to spend the day with you
hamil.lion: thats so manipulative i cant believe you would do that to me
turt13.10v3r: im sorry if there isnt a person who exists that i dont have to worry about you cheating on us with if youre alone with them
turt13.10v3r: who was i supposed to send? thomas jefferson, who youve had sex with? samuel seabury, who youve had sex with? charles lee, who youve had sex with? even if angelica was here i couldnt send her bc lord knows you couldnt really keep your hands off
hamil.lion: i slept with them before i started dating you, leave them out of this
hamil.lion: they have nothing to do with you and its none of your issue who i have and havent had sex with while i wasnt in a relationship
turt13.20v3r: what about maria? does eliza not count as someone you were in a relationship with?
hamil.lion: i was trying to save her from an abusive relationship
turt13.10v3r: what, and while you were doing that you slipped and fell into her vagina?
intothenarrative: john, hes more than made up for that
turt13.10v3r: why are you defending him?
turt13.10v3r: he cheated on you in a monogamous relationship
turt13.10v3r: for m o n t h s
intothenarrative: and he nearly sacrificed his scholarship because he was trying to make it up to me
turt13.10v3r: does that really justify it?
intothenarrative: ? absolutely? he was willing to risk sacrificing his entire future so we could stay on good terms?
hamil.lion: also, i actually did cheat on eliza then, and i didnt so much as hold burrs goddamn hand just now
turt13.10v3r: the expression is once a cheater always a cheater, right?
hamil.lion: i didnt cheat on you, i thought about how much i wanted to kiss someone
hamil.lion: theres a difference
turt13.10v3r: alex im not even sure if you actually love us or just wanna fuck everything that moves
turt13.10v3r: im sorry if i had to send someone you wanna fuck bc you blocked us out and im fucking concerned for your health
turt13.10v3r: i hardly think i can be held accountable for how much of a cheating whore you are
corsetz28: woah christ
intothenarrative: john we dont use that word why
loafayette: john!! non use that word!!
hamil.lion: i
hamil.lion: didnt know you felt that way
turt13.10v3r: yeah yeah whore is a bad word but what else am i supposed to call him
turt13.10v3r: a slut? a cheating scumbag? theyre all true
turt13.10v3r: your boyfriend came in from f r a n c e and you spent the day trying your hardest to ignore him and when were forced to find someone to make sure you take care of you, you almost fuck him
hamil.lion: lafayette is not a boy
turt13.10v3r: i dont give a flying fuCK what he is the point is you abandoned him
intothenarrative: stop misgendering laf to be a dick to alex
turt13.10v3r: youre missing the point
turt13.10v3r: relationships are supposed to be about trust
turt13.10v3r: how is trust present in a relationship where we regularly take bets on whether or not alex is gonna cheat on us today
loafayette: how is trust present in a relationship where you disregarding my gender and making me feel horrible is “not the point”
loafayette: stop misgendering me please
corsetz28: john you need to calm down
turt13.10v3r: i just cant be in a relationship where cheating is taken so nonchalantly
turt13.10v3r: im not positive that alex even cares about us at all
turt13.10v3r: especially if he thinks its ok to treat us like this
turt13.10v3r: you are totally right alexander, you ARE the scum of the earth
intothenarrative: well i mean you dont seem to be caring about us at all right now
corsetz28: betseys right, you need to calm down and think abt what youre saying
turt13.10v3r: eliza might be so desperate that she’ll accept an unfaithful boyfriend, but im not
loafayette: WOAH
corsetz28: it’s not acceptable to treat your datemates like this, john
turt13.10v3r: and its acceptable for him to treat us like this?
turt13.10v3r: dont attack me for pointing out what an asshole alex is being to us
intothenarrative: before you start pointing out what an asshole alex is being, look at yourself
corsetz28: just because your father shouts this kind of abuse at you doesnt make it acceptable to say to us
turt13.10v3r: DONT BRING MY FATHER INTO THIS
loafayette: this is too far john
loafayette: i think you need to take a break from this relationship
turt13.10v3r: youre seriously going to break up with me instead of alex
loafayette: i just dont think i feel safe in a relationship with you right now
loafayette: if no one else agrees with me, then ill just break up with everyone and let you all be
intothenarrative: i definitely think we need to break up john
corsetz28: i agree with you laf
turt13.10v3r: are you all fucking serious right now
turt13.10v3r: you dont feel safe with me but you feel safe with the unfeeling whore?
intothenarrative: look at what youre typing
intothenarrative: do you honestly expect us to feel safe when youre saying these things to us?
turt13.10v3r: im trying to protect you and stand up for you and i get attacked wow ok
loafayette: by misgendering us and calling us desperate?
corsetz28: by attacking us and then victimizing yourself?
turt13.10v3r: IM attacking?? woW
intothenarrative: fucking christ john read the damn chat and then ask yourself that
turt13.10v3r: if you cant appreciate how much i care about you then FINE, lets break up
turt13.10v3r: but first
turt13.10v3r: alex let me know youre reading this
hamil.lion: ive been here
turt13.10v3r: i mean this from the bottom of my heart
turt13.10v3r: you are an unfaithful untrustworthy whore and i hate that i love you
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hamil.lion: ouch
hamil.lion: i think
hamil.lion: im going to go to sleep
hamil.lion: burr might be here for a while bc i think hes worried but i absolutely promise that i will not cheat on you guys because i really do love you
intothenarrative: we understand
corsetz28: we love you and hope you have a good night’s sleep
hamil.lion: i told aaron to leave the door unlocked for you hercules
hamil.lion: and im so so sorry
loafayette: no need to be sorry mon trognon
corsetz28: oh no burr is asking me to add him to the chat
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a.burr: which one of you did this to him
intothenarrative: it was john but he left
corsetz28: how bad is he taking it
a.burr: let me put it this way
a.burr: i have watched so many people say so many horrible things to and about alexander and i never even saw him tear up
a.burr: right now, hes a sobbing mess
intothenarrative: shit
corsetz28: listen as bad as i feel about asking you this
corsetz28: can you like hold his hand and just comfort him while he cries
a.burr: if he lets me
a.burr: of course
corsetz28: i just dont think he can handle seeing us rn
intothenarrative: herc and laf can stay with me
loafayette: and rn i dont honestly believe hed let you so much as touch his shoulder without knowing we were ok with it, but it’s fine if he ends up kissing other people jesus christ
corsetz28: we knew going into this relationship that it was going to be open. we’re as allowed as he is to be with other people as long as we know he loves us and we love each other
intothenarrative: and we love him a lot
a.burr: ill let him know
a.burr: thanks for letting me take care of him
a.burr: he seems fragile
intothenarrative: of course!
intothenarrative: we trust you with him
a.burr: thank you
a.burr: i know its a big deal he doesnt rlly accept help
a.burr: so thank you
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