Homecoming Warrior
hamil.lion: gmorning loves
intothenarrative: morning hon
loafayette: good morning mon trognon
hamil.lion: anyone seen gercules?
corsetz28: yep thats me
corsetz28: gercules mulligan
corsetz28: a tailor spyin on the british government
loafayette: what
corsetz28: what
intothenarrative: herc and laf are over at my place if you want to join us
corsetz28: gerc*
loafayette: we are almost finished with cadet kelly but we were gonna put on high school musical next and you could watch it with us
hamil.lion: can we watch camp rock instead
corsetz28: i mean
corsetz28: we could
corsetz28: if its the sequel
hamil.lion: you cant just watch a sequel without watching the first movie first
hamil.lion: it is Against The Rules
corsetz28: but what if you have only time to watch one
hamil.lion: then u watch the first one
corsetz28: what if the first one is rlly bad tho
hamil.lion: that argument is invalid because it doesnt apply to the situation were talking about right now
loafayette: the real question is who would ever watch camp rock over hsm
hamil.lion: someone whos emotionally exhausted and really fragile and john was always my gabriella can we watch camp rock please
loafayette: can i be mitchie
hamil.lion: only if i can be tess
corsetz28: im caitlyn
intothenarrative: im so shane tbh
hamil.lion: what about peggy and ella
intothenarrative: i know a good candidate for peggy!
@intothenarrative has added @margaritasallaround to the chat
hamil.lion: peggy omg!!
corsetz28: HEY PEGGY
loafayette: hey peggy!
intothenarrative: welcome
margaritasallaround: what is this mess
loafayette: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the sin tin
margaritasallaround: why am i here
corsetz28: we need you for camp rock we dont have a peggy
margaritasallaround: why did you call me im clearly nate
intothenarrative: no ur obvi jason
margaritasallaround: who
intothenarrative: kevin jonas
margaritasallaround: WOW
margaritasallaround: OKAY
margaritasallaround: did you just add me into this chat to insult me
corsetz28: thats p much all we do in this chat yeah
margaritasallaround: i dont need this negativity in my life
margaritasallaround: fuck how do i leave
hamil.lion: you cant
loafayette: youre stuck here with us
corsetz28: forever
margaritasallaround: eliza help me
intothenarrative: u heard them
intothenarrative: f o r e v e r
margaritasallaround: i dont deserve this
hamil.lion: ur right u are extremely ungrateful about this gift that has been delivered to you
hamil.lion: but we’re nice so we’ll let you stay
margaritasallaround: wow im so privileged
margaritasallaround: yippee
loafayette: we’re glad u understand ur position
hamil.lion: eliza im almost there
intothenarrative: ok !! gerc is making popcorn rn
margaritasallaround: wait are you texting and driving alex thats bad
hamil.lion: why would i drive to her dorm im walking
hamil.lion: its literally easier and faster to walk
hamil.lion: i dont even own a car
margaritasallaround: oh
margaritasallaround: good
hamil.lion: lmao is abby
intothenarrative: what
intothenarrative: is abby what
loafayette: no thats what he meant is abby
corsetz28: so is she?
hamil.lion: fuck it sent prematurely is abby there or is she with the prick and his friends
intothenarrative: oh
intothenarrative: hes right here right now and theyre talking before they go out in a bit
hamil.lion: okay eliza i might be a little late getting there
intothenarrative: understandable tbh
corsetz28: crying he just asked if you were coming and left immediately no need to be late bro
hamil.lion: ew im in ur hallway does that mean ill see him
corsetz28: probably not he left in a real hurry
intothenarrative: yea like he bolted out of the door
loafayette: i hope he doesnt plan on driving anywhere bc he left his car keys here
hamil.lion: laf were you ok w/ being there while he was there tho
corsetz28: guys we should steal his car
hamil.lion: why would i ever want to be so close to something he owns
loafayette: i mean i got p uncomfy when he got there but he didnt want to leave
loafayette: idk but i wouldnt be opposed to vandalising his car and fucking it up
hamil.lion: but like he comes in physical contact with it regularly
hamil.lion: ew
hamil.lion: god i hate john adams so much
intothenarrative: christ i just want to watch my fucking movies
hamil.lion: you shouldve gotten a roommate who isnt dating the human embodiment of everything terrible in the world then
corsetz28: im crying out of context this could be about abby or madison
hamil.lion: exactly
hamil.lion: !! we still need a peggy though
margaritasallaround: i am still here hi
intothenarrative: i thought we already established that ur jason?
margaritasallaround: im nate bye
intothenarrative: whatever helps u sleep at night pegs
margaritasallaround: did you just give me a nickname for my nickname
intothenarrative: yes
@hamil.lion has added @a.burr to the chat
hamil.lion: we’re watching camp rock will u be our peggy
a.burr: why would you be watching camp rock when you could be watching wendy wu: homecoming warrior
intothenarrative: what
hamil.lion: what
margaritasallaround: wha t
loafayette: what
corsetz28: WHAT
a.burr: did i stutter
hamil.lion: burr i think u need to leave and think abt what u have done
corsetz28: get away from me right now
a.burr: im not even near you
corsetz28: G E T
intothenarrative: youre tearing this family apart
margaritasallaround: my preacher said to stay away from sinners like you
a.burr: you were literally introduced to this group chat as the sin tin
margaritasallaround: ….how do you know that
a.burr: i know these people too well and its honestly terrifying
loafayette: you know whats terrifying
loafayette: that anyone would prefer wendy wu: homecoming warrior over a work of art like camp rock
a.burr: this is disgusting discrimination against movies with actual plots
a.burr: !! im adding people with an actual taste in movies back in tyvm
@a.burr has added @jefferoni.macaroni and @james.madisin to the chat
hamil.lion: oh no it was so peaceful without them
a.burr: wendy wu: homecoming warrior is obviously better than camp rock right
james.madisin: is this a question
james.madisin: obviously camp rock is better
jefferoni.macaroni: i mean if alex thinks camp rock is better
jefferoni.macaroni: the answer is wendy wu: homecoming warrior
james.madisin: what the fuck thomas
james.madisin: if u honestly believe that im sorry i dont think this relationship is gonna work out
jefferoni.macaroni: no wait camp rock is better pls babe
jefferoni.macaroni: im just arguing for the sake of disagreeing with alex
a.burr: but its true
corsetz28: STOP THESE L I E S
corsetz28: I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO G E T
loafayette: thats it im adding washingdad to settle the argument
@loafayette has added @george.washington to the chat
loafayette: washinton isnt camp rock MUCH better than wendy wu: homecoming warrior
george.washington: What?
george.washington: Is this a joke?
george.washington: They’re both terrible compared to High School Musical.
corsetz28: FUCKING CALLED IT
hamil.lion: GERCULES YOU CANT JUST SWEAR IN A CHAT WITH MY BOSS IN IT
margaritasallaround: why the fuck not
george.washington: Why are you calling him Gercules?
corsetz28: bc sir it is my name
corsetz28: i have been baptized anew by the mistakes of my friends
george.washington: Oh, then I’m sorry if I got it wrong, Gercules. Maybe I don’t want to know, but why is your username corsetz28?
hamil.lion: gerc dont you DARE
intothenarrative: IM SCREAMING
george.washington: What’s wrong? Are you okat?
george.washington: I’m sorry, I mean okay.
loafayette: dont worry sir, its okat
a.burr: oh my god what is this
a.burr: alexander how could you let this happen hes your boss too
hamil.lion: I HAD NO CONTROL
hamil.lion: im deeply sorry for troubling you sir we just wanted your opinion
george.washington: Oh, okay.
george.washington: How do I leave?
margaritasallaround: you dont
a.burr: oh yes you do
a.burr: you click the little information icon in the corner and scroll down that page until you see a button that says “leave conversation”
a.burr: click that
george.washington: What does the little information icon look like?
a.burr: its the little i in the circle
george.washington: Thank you, Aaron.
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margaritasallaround: lmao yeah thanks burr seeya losers
intothenarrative: PEGGY NO WE LOVE YOU
margaritasallaround: you wanted to make me kevin jonas in camp rock
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a.burr: wow omg look i can do it too
hamil.lion: tbh i would object but u said wendy wu: homecoming warrior was better than camp rock so leave and also never talk to me or my son again thanks
corsetz28: G E T
jefferoni.macaroni: no wait dont leave me here with hamilton
a.burr: my alternative is staying in contact with hamilton? so
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