Alex Needs to Chill
hamil.lion: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
turt13.10v3r: me too
hamil.lion: im getting behind on my schoolwork why did i let u guys come over for group date
turt13.10v3r: arent u like 3 weeks ahead on schoolwork
hamil.lion: IM ONLY 2 WEEKS AHEAD NOW
intothenarrative: calm down alex itll be fine
hamil.lion: why do i do this to myself
comma.sexting: its ok to take a break
its.pronounced.mariah: i can help you unwind
comma.sexting: this better be directed towards me
its.pronounced.mariah: ;)
intothenarrative: ok rlly alex maybe u should relax
hamil.lion: MAYBE U SHOULDNT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
loafayette: mon trognon
loafayette: calm your shit
turt13.10v3r: ill arrange an emergency “alex needs to chill” day w/ no work if i have to
hamil.lion: NO
hamil.lion: no its fine i just wont be in the chat lots today
jefferoni.macaroni: yay
hamil.lion: stuff it timmy
corsetz28: alex dont overwork yourself
loafayette: but trognon how will i know you are ok throughout the day
hamil.lion: i didnt say i wouldnt be in the chat
hamil.lion: just not lots
loafayette: ):
loafayette: i worry
hamil.lion: i know i just have things to do
corsetz28: we love you
jefferoni.macaroni: i dont
hamil.lion: STUFF IT, TIMMY
hamil.lion: ilyt guys but i gtg im wasting time
intothenarrative: alex
corsetz28: can we come over while u work
turt13.10v3r: ohhh i can bring snacks for everyone
intothenarrative: ahh that sounds great
intothenarrative: like a group date but with working
corsetz28: i mean none of us but alex are working
intothenarrative: shhh
turt13.10v3r: alex is this chill
hamil.lion: no
turt13.10v3r: great sounds like a plan then
hamil.lion: why this
hamil.lion: this is not what i wanted
corsetz28: this is not what i planned
turt13.10v3r: and i just gotta say
hamil.lion: STOP
hamil.lion: srsly ily but i need to work im not gonna let any of u in today
intothenarrative: yea guys alex needs time to wrok
turt13.10v3r: WROK IM
corsetz28: wait we live in the same dorm u need to let me in
corsetz28: please dont shut me out again
corsetz28: please dont slam the door
corsetz28: you dont have to keep your distance anymore
hamil.lion: im sure youll find a way to go the distance without me
corsetz28: damn okay
hamil.lion: im kidding ofc ur allowed in but pls dont bother me
corsetz28: DAMN OKAY
turt13.10v3r: herc u wanna come over here and watch disney movies with me
corsetz28: yeye
intothenarrative: ooo am i invited
turt13.10v3r: of course!
hamil.lion: goddamn guys why are you doing this i want to come
turt13.10v3r: this could b us but u playin
corsetz28: this is your own damn fault
intothenarrative: its ur own HAM fault
corsetz28: betsey no
intothenarrative: betsey YEs
jefferoni.macaroni: can i come
hamil.lion: NO OYU MAY NOT COME
hamil.lion: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HANG OUT WITH MY DATEMATES
turt13.10v3r: meninists r not welcome in my home
jefferoni.macaroni: IT WAS A JOKE
loafayette: wait wtf am i invited
corsetz28: ofc! we always skype you into impromptu group dates
hamil.lion: this is offensive
hamil.lion: this isnt a group date without me
loafayette: i cant skype in )):
loafayette: ive been in a car for like an hour and i had a long flight
loafayette: is it ok if i just nap when i get to ur apartment in a few minutes mon ange?
turt13.10v3r: HOLY FUKC
turt13.10v3r: I THOUGHT YOU WERENT COMING FOR ANOTHER MONTH
intothenarrative: SCREEEAAAAMS
corsetz28: YOUVE CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN
corsetz28: YOUVE CROSSED A RIVER
corsetz28: AND YOURE ALMOST HERE
corsetz28: YOURE ALMOST HERE
corsetz28: YOURE ALLLLLLLMOOOOOOST
corsetz28: HHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEEE
corsetz28: wait fuck i need to get ready i cant let johm get to you first
loafayette: I MISSED YOU MON CHER <3
intothenarrative: ur gonna have to try to beat me too bc im already on my way to johms now
corsetz28: FUCK
hamil.lion: THIS ISNT FAIR
turt13.10v3r: suck it alex youre gonna miss out on disney date night with laf
hamil.lion: baeguette im rlly sorry but i RLLY need to wrok can u come over and cuddle w/ me tomorrow
loafayette: are u sure u dont want to join us mon trognon?
intothenarrative: take a break alex
hamil.lion: but im a week behind on class wrok
turt13.10v3r: ur literally 2 weeks ahead
hamil.lion: im sorry i rlly need a day to catch up imsorryimsorryimsorry im muting the chat now i love u lots i gtg
hamil.lion: <3
turt13.10v3r: i dont want him to be alone all day ahh
intothenarrative: you know hes gonna forget to eat
hamil.lion: guys a wild laf has appeared at my door
loafayette: let me in
loafayette: mon trognon please
loafayette: alex?
loafayette: please, i know youre in there
loafayette: ppl have been asking where youve been
loafayette: they say have courage, and im trying to
loafayette: im right out here for you
loafayette: just let me iiiinnnnn
loafayette: we only have each other
loafayette: its just you and me
intothenarrative: me too bitches
turt13.10v3r: fukc im on my way rn
corsetz28: ye! group date w/ alex and laf ((: <3
hamil.lion: how did this happen
hamil.lion: i need to wrok
intothenarrative: aneglica tell this man john adams spends this summer with his family
hamil.lion: john adams is a punk bitch
hamil.lion: also, its not summer
intothenarrative: let me sing my fucking song
hamil.lion: what
intothenarrative: what
corsetz28: the only ones that are going to be doing the singing is me and my sweet foreign spouse singing breaking free from hsm
turt13.10v3r: wow okay i see
loafayette: only if i can be gabriella
corsetz28: wtf no
turt13.10v3r: laf i will let you be gabriella if you sing with me instead
loafayette: SOLD
corsetz28: wait no
loafayette: it is too late mon cher i have been bought
corsetz28: what abt us
corsetz28: what abt everything weve been through
loafayette: lmao fuck that id sell you to satan for one corn chip
corsetz28: ):
corsetz28: but thats troys part
loafayette: oh! ur right, two corn chips
corsetz28: THATS MORE LIKE IT
hamil.lion: id go for at least three smh
hamil.lion: also, im not letting u in the dorm
intothenarrative: let us in ur fucking room alex
hamil.lion: let me wrok in peace liza
loafayette: but the disney movies and the me
loafayette: but mainly the me
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intothenarrative: fucking christ alex calm down and let us in
loafayette: this is no way you should be treating your datemates
loafayette: especially the ones who came to see you first all the way from france
hamil.lion: ill bake u all cookies tmrw i need to catch up
corsetz28: calm down im on my way back from when i was trying to get to johms place
hamil.lion: ur key is on the kitchen counter btw herc
corsetz28: fuck
corsetz28: i need to start putting all of my keys together goddamn
hamil.lion: and im not letting u in so have fun w/o me and let me stresscry and wrok in peace ty
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jefferoni.macaroni: hes finally gone we are free
jefferoni.macaroni: god bless america
tturt13.10v3r: shh
turt13.10v3r: srsly we need to do something if no ones there he wont eat or rest
corsetz28: he wont even let me in and i live there tho
intothenarrative: we should climb in the window and put nyquil in his coffee
loafayette: or we could do something that doesnt include drugging our boyfriend and breaking into whats technically not even his property
intothenarrative: thats boring
turt13.10v3r: dont worry i got this
@turt13.10v3r has added @a.burr to the chat
turt13.10v3r: WE NEED YOUR HELP
a.burr: literally why would i help you
turt13.10v3r: alex needs your help?
a.burr: WHY WOULD I HELP HIM
turt13.10v3r: he wont let us help
a.burr: what if he doesnt want help
turt13.20v3r: ofc he doesnt but he forgets to eat and sleep when he gets like this
a.burr: oh
a.burr: why would he let me help
turt13.10v3r: bc ur immediate reaction wasnt “we should break in and drug him”
a.burr: what
intothenarrative: IT WAS A JOKE
turt13.10v3r: no it wasnt
intothenarrative: ur right lmao
turt13.10v3r: he wont even let us in the dorm maybe hed let u in idk
turt13.10v3r: do u have any classes with him
a.burr: i have almost all of my classes with him
a.burr: its v unfortunate i know
turt13.10v3r: what
turt13.10v3r: you misspelled blessing but okay
intothenarrative: its v blessing i know
turt13.10v3r: stop this
a.burr: why is it important how many classes i have w him
turt13.10v3r: u could say u want to work on something w/ him idk
intothenarrative: wrok*
turt13.10v3r: u could say u want to wrok on something w/ him idk
a.burr: why would i want to spend time with him of my own free will
turt13.10v3r: i mean i have pictures of when you were cuddling my boyfriend last group date night
a.burr: what
a.burr: this is a fucking bluff
turt13.10v3r: are you sure
turt13.10v3r: are you absolutely positive
a.burr: yes
@turt13.10v3r has sent a photo to the chat
a.burr: FUCK
turt13.10v3r: i also have access to the student-run newspaper
a.burr: you wouldnt dare
turt13.10v3r: i can make this the front page if youd like
a.burr: this is a b l u f f
turt13.10v3r: are you really gonna bet that twice in a row
a.burr: you wouldnt fucking dare
turt13.10v3r: try me
turt13.10v3r: ill write the article rn
turt13.10v3r: “You All Were Right, Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton are Definitely Hatefucking”
a.burr: OH MY GOD
a.burr: STOP THIS MADNESS
a.burr: ILL LOOK AFTER YOUR BOYFRIEND JESUS CHRIST
turt13.10v3r: thank you for calling me jesus christ that means a lot
a.burr: fucking christ
turt13.10v3r: i mean a couple people are
intothenarrative: not right now but
corsetz28: it definitely happens sometimes
a.burr: I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THIS
corsetz28: i mean technically you asked
a.burr: IM GOING TO HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND ISNT THAT ENOUGH TORTURE
intothenarrative: if u go do it right now
intothenarrative: that would be enough
a.burr: oh my god enough
corsetz28: now u listen to me
corsetz28: get to wrok
a.burr: OKAY IM GOING JFC
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