Post-Date Night
comma.sexting: good morning nerds
comma.sexting: how were ur dates with the people that arent maria lewis and are therefore inferior
hamil.lion: shh its early most of my datemates are still sleeping
hamil.lion: oh also burr is sleeping rlly close to me and hes actually really fun to talk to when he is willing to express his opinions
hamil.lion: like we stayed up for a long time talking about politics and im so poly help why does god hate me
loafayette: god doesnt hate u hes blessed u w/ my presence so
hamil.lion: tru
hamil.lion: ok also im rlly sorry u couldnt join our cuddles last night and i promise when u get home i have lots of cuddles for u
loafayette: <3
loafayette: je t’aime mon trognon <3
loafayette: though idk why ur apologizing you didnt get to cuddle yesterday either
hamil.lion: johm eliza and herc look like sweet happy angels cuddling in their sleep and my heart is overflowing with love
hamil.lion: and i understand ur long distance pain now
comma.sexting: wait why didnt you join the cuddle fest
loafayette: there is only enough room on the cuddling couch for four people
comma.sexting: so burr cuddled your datemates and you didnt?
hamil.lion: no i invited him on the date im morally obligated to be his cuddle buddy for the night i cant just ditch him
comma.sexting: so why didnt you cuddle
hamil.lion: he didnt want to )):
hamil.lion: ok im making im sorry breakfast for everyone
loafayette: i want alex breakfast
hamil.lion: im sorry! i love you!!
hamil.lion: <3
hamil.lion: the love with which i make this food is also love for u
loafayette: i can be satisfied with that
comma.sexting: i cant
hamil.lion: can u be satisfied with anything aneglica
comma.sexting: i can be satisfied with maria lewis
its.pronounced.mariah: i thought you didnt want to be one of those disgustingly cute couples
comma.sexting: i lied
its.pronounced.mariah: <3
comma.sexting: <3
hamil.lion: ok anyways, off to make breakfast
hamil.lion: FUCK
hamil.lion: IM SCREAMING BUT I CANT SCREAM BC ITLL WAKE EVERYONE UP
loafayette: what happened
hamil.lion: BURR JUST SHIFTED IN HIS SLEEP AND NOW HIS HEAD IS ON MY CHEST HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
hamil.lion: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE MY DATEMATES A NICE BREAKFAST MY GAY ASS DOESNT DESERVE THIS
loafayette: push him off
hamil.lion: no thats rude af and goes against everything i stand for
hamil.lion: its like picking up a kitten that fell asleep on u it is Against The Rules
hamil.lion: maybe if im gentle i wont disturb his sleep?
hamil.lion: fuck hes got my arm now
loafayette: just wake him up alex i swear
hamil.lion: FINE HAVE IT UR WAY
loafayette: ;)
loafayette: …
loafayette: is something wrong mon trognon you havent said anything in five minutes that never happens
loafayette: alex
loafayette: alex mon trognon im getting worried
hamil.lion: SORRY HOLY SHIT BURR CAN TALK
loafayette: you left me because you were doing nothing more than talking
loafayette: thats such a boring thing to be worried abt tbh im disappointed in both of us
hamil.lion: no idk
hamil.lion: burr apologized like 50 times for “being such an inconvenience” and said another 50 times that “it was an accident, and [i] shouldve woken [him] up the second [i was] made uncomfortable”
hamil.lion: and i told him that it was chill 100 times and that i was perfectly comfortable cuddling w/ him but i needed to get up so i could be sweet to my dumb datemates so theyll forgive me for being such a drama queen
hamil.lion: and he wouldnt stop apologizing until i let him help me with making breakfast
hamil.lion: so thats what ive been doing?
loafayette: still boring
hamil.lion: boo-hoo. what incredibly interesting things did you do over the course of those ten minutes
loafayette: i worried
loafayette: which is why i find this so lame
hamil.lion: stop worrying im gonna keep making breakfast
hamil.lion: ily my dear baeguette
loafayette: baeguette im cryign
loafayette: ilyt mon trognon <3
jefferoni.macaroni: yall are up too early
loafayette: its like two pm timezones are a thing
jefferoni.macaroni: oh
jefferoni.macaroni: right
loafayette: but how was your date mon ami
jefferoni.macaroni: it was great
jefferoni.macaroni: he made me mac and cheese
jefferoni.macaroni: so obviously hes my soulmate
loafayette: what is ur obsession with mac and cheese
jefferoni.macaroni: its gods gift to humanity
jefferoni.macaroni: its modern day ambrosia
loafayette: are u kidding
jefferoni.macaroni: NO I AM NOT
jefferoni.macaroni: anyways i thought u of all people would be used to guys with an interest in thick, creamy noodles
hamil.lion: oh no
loafayette: PLEASE NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
jefferoni.macaroni: ok but you have no place to be questioning food obsessions loafayette
jefferoni.macaroni: justify ur obsession with bread
loafayette: hey no pain no gain
jefferoni.macaroni: WAS THAT A FRENCH PUN OH MY GOD
jefferoni.macaroni: IM SO MAD
jefferoni.macaroni: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN THOUGH
jefferoni.macaroni: like “no bread no gain” makes no sense
loafayette: it means that bread adds meaning to my existence
loafayette: without bread i gain nothing from life
loafayette: bread is the only comfort i have when i am existing with the knowledge that i am temporary
jefferoni.macaroni: are u ok
jefferoni.macaroni: did i just make u wax poetic about bread
loafayette: i think im gonna go lay down
jefferoni.macaroni: yeah ok buddy go do that
hamil.lion: what did u do
hamil.lion: u broke my datemate
jefferoni.macaroni: theyre probably fine
jefferoni.macaroni: probably
corsetz28: OK ALEX IM SORRY FOR SAYING YOU WERENT SWEET OMG
corsetz28: YOURE MY FAV
hamil.lion: damn right
turt13.10v3r: ok but since he was doing it to try to get us to admit he was sweet does it rlly count
hamil.lion: yes
corsetz28: good enough for me
turt13.10ver: does it though
jefferoni.macaroni: i still think hamilton is about as sweet as onions
hamil.lion: thats fine you dont matter
jefferoni.macaroni: WOW OK
james.madisin: dont worry babe i still love u
jefferoni.macaroni: <3
jefferoni.macaroni: good morning !!
jefferoni.macaroni: how did you sleep?
hamil.lion: are u guys texting while in the same room
hamil.lion: who even does that
corsetz28: yeah who would ever text while in the same room
turt13.10v3r: psshhh no one does that wtf
intothenarrative: thats so needlessly complicated
hamil.lion: wait burr asked to be added to the chat again! YAY! bc he felt left out
jefferoni.macaroni: all of you can shut the fuck up
@hamil.lion has added @a.burr to the chat
jefferoni.macaroni: no were not in the same room
jefferoni.macaroni: why would you even assume that
jefferoni.macaroni: i drove him home after our date like a gentlemaN
hamil.lion: welcome back burr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hamil.lion: u realize that since u asked we can add u in at will again right
a.burr: why this
james.madisin: gmorning love
hamil.lion: ick
hamil.lion: gross
hamil.lion: stop this
hamil.lion: get a room
jefferoni.macaroni: fucking christ do you ever stop talking
turt13.10v3r: no
intothenarrative: no
corsetz28: no
loafayette: no
a.burr: jesus have you met him
jefferoni.macaroni: thank you for calling me jesus that means a lot
loafayette: IM CRYING THATS THE BEST RESPONSE IVE EVER HEARD
hamil.lion: dont encourage the enemy
intothenarrative: hes only your enemy
corsetz28: all of us like him except you
turt13.10v3r: literally ur the only one with enemies in this chat
hamil.lion: this is bullying
hamil.lion: stop this
a.burr: jesus calm down
jefferoni.macaroni: im calm already thanks
hamil.lion: thanks for calling me jesus it means a lot
jefferoni.macaroni: its not funny when you do it
hamil.lion: BULLYING
a.burr: i didnt want this
turt13.10v3r: this is not what i want
corsetz28: this is not what i planned
turt13.10v3r: and i just gotta say
corsetz28: i do not understand
a.burr: IM OUT
@a.burr has left the chat