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jefferoni.macaroni: so guess whos worked out their gay distress
hamil.lion: i think for once im actually not hating jeff
hamil.lion: eliza am i dying
intothenarrative: no
hamil.lion: good thank u
jefferoni.macaroni: no shut up im talking abt my gay distress
hamil.lion: ok hate u again jeff
jefferoni.macaroni: good to know
jefferoni.macaroni: ok but rlly so uh
jefferoni.macaroni: maddy is rlly cute and its not ok w/ me tbh
intothenarrative: WAIT WHAT
intothenarrative: have u guys finally started dating omg
comma.sexting: they werent already?
jefferoni.macaroni: no im having issues leave me alone
comma.sexting: wait
comma.sexting: why the fuck were you in this chat before me
comma.sexting: WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ADD THE MENINIST BEFORE ME
hamil.lion: no one knows tbh
jefferoni.macaroni: angelica stop telling people im a meninist i stg
jefferoni.macaroni: i told you i wore that shirt on halloween as a joke bc meninism is a joKE im not a meninist
comma.sexting: yeah ok sure
hamil.lion: you have a meninist shirt what fhe fuKC
jefferoni.macaroni: AS A JOKE
intothenarrative: you spent money on a meninist shirt?
jefferoni.macaroni: A S A J O K E
intothenarrative: but was it worth it?
jefferoni.macaroni: can we all pls help me bc im rlly gay for my best friend and hes rlly gay for me but he wont talk to me abt it and i dont know what to do
hamil.lion: do u mean to tell me that after that conversation he still wont talk abt how gay he is wtf
comma.sexting: wait so you two really arent dating yet?
jefferoni.macaroni: NO THATS THE PROBLEM
jefferoni.macaroni: like he wouldnt talk to me for like a day after that whole ordeal and now he wont even high five me and every time ive tried to mention what we talked about he stops looking at me help me im so gay and confused
@intothenarrative has added @james.madisin to the chat
intothenarrative: im helping
comma.sexting: just kiss and make up jesus
james.madisin: is that meant literally or figuratively?
comma.sexting: yes
james.madisin: what am i doing in this chat again
intothenarrative: talking
intothenarrative: and we’re ALL GOING TO SHUT UP WHILE THEY FIGURE THINGS OUT
intothenarrative: conversation starter: ur both rlly gay for each other and need to accept it. go.
james.madisin: im not gay for tjeff what
james.madisin: our relationship is strictly no homo
jefferoni.macaroni: jemmy pls
jefferoni.macaroni: ik u dont want to talk about it
jefferoni.macaroni: but can u please be serious
james.madisin: oh damn
james.madisin: dropping the full spelling
jefferoni.macaroni: james
jefferoni.macaroni: please
jefferoni.macaroni: for me?
james.madisin: fine
james.madisin: anything for you
jefferoni.macaroni: thank you
james.madisin: but can you please stop functioning under the assumption that everyone is in love with you
jefferoni.macaroni: james idk what ive done wrong then
jefferoni.macaroni: i just dont know what else i couldve done to make u ignore me like this
jefferoni.macaroni: tbh maybe im jumping to conclusions
comma.sexting: YOU ARE NOT
intothenarrative: angelica no shh
jefferoni.macaroni: shh
jefferoni.macaroni: maybe im jumping to conclusions but its the only explanation i can think up for how youve been acting
jefferoni.macaroni: did i do something wrong?
james.madisin: no!
james.madisin: i mean i dont know
jefferoni.macaroni: is there anything i can do so youll just talk to me again
james.madisin: im talking to you rn
james.madisin: ive been talking to you
jefferoni.macaroni: this isnt talking
jefferoni.macaroni: talking includes your smile and your laughter and your touch and i miss that
jefferoni.macaroni: i miss you
james.madisin: im scared
jefferoni.macaroni: why
james.madisin: i have no idea
james.madisin: im just so scared and holy fuck how can i trust myself to look at you talk to you without
james.madisin: fucking everything up forever
james.madisin: i want to talk to you too
james.madisin: im just so scared
jefferoni.macaroni: you dont have to be scared bc ill be with you
james.madisin: thats kind of why i am so scared
jefferoni.macaroni: this is absurd tbh
jefferoni.macaroni: i shouldnt be having this conversation with you rn
jefferoni.macaroni: let alone in a fucking group chat
jefferoni.macaroni: im just so confused
james.madisin: do you want to stop talking about it?
jefferoni.macaroni: yes
jefferoni.macaroni: ok can u help me out buddy
james.madisin: sure?
jefferoni.macaroni: so there’s this kid i know
james.madisin: ??
jefferoni.macaroni: and i didnt realize this before a little while ago how fantastic he is
jefferoni.macaroni: and hes super duper cute and hes always been a great friend of mine
jefferoni.macaroni: and just a couple days ago is rlly when i realized it but oh my god im pining, im pining over him and i think i always have been but im in so deep my god im drowning in his presence but i could never ask for anything better
james.madisin: and why do you need my help?
jefferoni.macaroni: i was hoping you could help me out by finding something out before i made a fool of myself
james.madisin: ??
jefferoni.macaroni: i was hoping you could find out whether or not he’d be down for idk going on a date w/ me sometime soon
jefferoni.macaroni: im fairly sure you know him
james.madisin: sure
james.madisin: buddy
jefferoni.macaroni: his name is james madison?
intothenarrative: FUKC THAT WAS RLLY CUTE
james.madisin: i think he’d be p down for a date w/ you tbh
james.madisin: in fact, i think his exact reaction to that question would be “absolutely, nothing could ever possibly make me happier.”
comma.sexting: finally
hamil.lion: that was the gayest shit ive ever read in my life
jefferoni.macaroni: so we’re good?
james.madisin: we’re great
james.madisin: thank you for like
james.madisin: trying idk
james.madisin: its more than i was willing to do
jefferoni.macaroni: anything for u
corsetz28: oh yeah speaking of rlly cute gay shit does anyone know how long until lafayette finally gets here
loafayette: just a few more weeks, mon cher
loafayette: how was your date night with mon amour?
intothenarrative: it was really nice! we drove around until we found a nice place to have a picnic and we got to watch the city lights
corsetz28: it would have been better if you were there though <3
loafayette: of course, mon cher <3
hamil.lion: WELL SINCE YOU ASKED DATE NIGHT WITH JOHM WAS GREAT
jefferoni.macaroni: for fucks sake alex let us have one nice moment jesus
turt13.10v3r: hes not even telling the truth we watched the powerpuff girls and i fell asleep
hamil.lion: but you called me cute
turt13.10v3r: i said ur lucky ur cute bc it almost makes up for how hopeless the idea of you ever pulling off anything romantically is
hamil.lion: this is bullying
intothenarrative: no its not
corsetz28: i mean its tru loafayette: no worries mon trognon soon ill be back and i can plan group date night
comma.sexting: tbh im jealous i want to go on a group date w/ yall
intothenarrative: first of all ur in london angie u cant anyways
intothenarrative: and im p sure thats incest
intothenarrative: also u and maria seem to be p exclusively involved
comma.sexting: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
corsetz28: aneglica no
comma.sexting: ANEGLICA IM CRYING
comma.sexting: yes, it is i
comma.sexting: aneglica schuyler
corsetz28: fucking christ
comma.sexting: ( ͡° ͜°)
turt13.10v3r: jesus that is terrifying
intothenarrative: angelica why
comma.sexting: who is this angelica
comma.sexting: my name is aneglica
hamil.lion: yes i love the sin tin
hamil.lion: you have hercules mulligan, marie-joseph paul yves roch gilbert du motier de lafayette, alexander hamilton, james madison, thomas jefferson, aaron burr, elizabeth schuyler, *looks at smudged writing on hand* johm laurens and aneglica schuyler
intothenarrative: im p sure burr left again
comma.sexting: holy fuck laf ur name is a mouthful
hamil.lion: what
@hamil.lion has added @a.burr to the chat
hamil.lion: ur missing out on great things
loafayette: thats not the only thing abt me thats a mouthful ((;
a.burr: somehow, i don’t regret missing out
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