Jefferoni Macaroni
loafayette: HEY LOSERS
loafayette: GUESS WHAT
loafayette: gwash emailed me back a couple hours ago and he agreed to pick me up from the airport next month (‘:
loafayette: washingdad loves me more than u
hamil.lion: fucking lies
hamil.lion: washingdad drives me home on the daily
turt13.10v3r: FUCKING HELL ITS LIKE FOUR AM GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
hamil.lion: sleep is for the weak
turt13.10v3r: sleep is for those who still want to go on a date w/ their boyfriend tomorrow
hamil.lion: fuck
hamil.lion: you got me there
loafayette: u guys are having date night without me?
loafayette: r00d
turt13.10v3r: you live
turt13.10v3r: in f r a n c e
turt13.10v3r: tell u what if you can make it my apartment by 7 tmrw you can join date night
loafayette: i mean ill be there in a month
turt13.10v3r: we’re not waiting a month for u to join our date
corsetz28: UR BLOWING UP MY PHONE STOP
corsetz28: I DONT DESERVE THIS
turt13.10v3r: but this is the #crew
corsetz28: s#crew u i need my beauty sleep
loafayette: but babe ur already beautiful
corsetz28: thats sweet
corsetz28: but i still need my fucking sleep
hamil.lion: just mute the chat ily bae
turt13.10v3r: goddamn i cant get back to sleep now
hamil.lion: i have that effect on people ((;
turt13.10v3r: IM
turt13.10ver: ik some people who would disagree ??
hamil.lion: impossible
hamil.lion: everyone is in love with me
hamil.lion: wait
hamil.lion: wait ur not going to add
@turt13.10v3r has added @james.madisin, @jefferoni.macaroni, and @a.burr to the chat
hamil.lion: for fucks sake
turt13.10v3r: hi were talking abt how much we hate ham i thought u could contribute nicely
jefferoni.macaroni: OK FOR ONE THING
hamil.lion: why is everyone awake rn
turt13.10v3r: so NOW YOU WANNA SLEEP HUH
james.madisin: christ what happened now
hamil.lion: NO I DONT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO SLEEP SO THEY STOP BULLYING ME
hamil.lion: IM A POOR ORPHAN I DONT DESERVE THIS
turt13.10v3r: YOU ASKED FOR IT MAN
jefferoni.macaroni: youre a bastard orphan for sure
hamil.lion: who asked u
jefferoni.macaroni: ur boyfriend did
james.madisin: damn son
loafayette: fukcign hell i leave for FIVE minutes
james.madisin: hey laf whats good
loafayette: not this chat for sure
hamil.lion: why do u insist on crushing my dreams laf
loafayette: obviously im not in them anymore bc u and laurens are having date night w/o me
hamil.lion: YOU LIVE
hamil.lion: IN FRANCE
jefferoni.macaroni: which automatically makes him cooler than u if he werent already rad
james.madisin: what the fuck did you add me to
turt13.10v3r: the most magical place on earth
hamil.lion: STOP FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY JXJDHDDH
james.madisin: hell?
turt13.10v3r: well i wouldnt hAVE to if s oMEoNE hadnt DIVORCED ME
loafayette: dont worry babe ill always be here for u
turt13.10v3r: THANKS LAF
loafayette: <3
turt13.10v3r: <3
hamil.lion: how come i never get any love ))’:
jefferoni.macaroni: i can think of a couple reasons why
loafayette: because you divorce every1 all the time
james.madisin: idk im kinda interested in what tjeff has to say ??
hamil.lion: ur interested in a lot of things related to tjeff
james.madisin: ¿? whats that supposed to mean??
jefferoni.macaroni: jesus madison everyone knows
james.madisin: what are you?? talking abt???
hamil.lion: I FUCGKING KNEW IT
hamil.lion: YOU GAY DUMBASS
loafayette: ur talking alex
hamil.lion: I MAY BE GAY
hamil.lion: BUT IM NOT A DUMBASS
jefferoni.macaroni: i beg to differ tbh
hamil.lion: NOBODY ASKED YOU
james.madisin: wait thomas what did u mean by “everyone knows”
hamil.lion: WHO INVITED HIM ANYWAY
turt13.10v3r: i did
jefferoni.macaroni: maddy
jefferoni.macaroni: pls
jefferoni.macaroni: ur the gayest person ive ever met
hamil.lion: WH Y DID U DO THIS TO ME JOHM I THOUGHT U LOVED ME
turt13.10v3r: i do love you
turt13.10v3r: but sometimes you can be a gay dumbass
james.madisin: are you implying that i have a crush on you?? thats absurd ???
jefferoni.macaroni: tbh who isnt in love with me i am rlly hot and i have a chef that makes rad macaroni
james.madisin: i know i am
james.madisin: wait
james.madisin: fuck i mean
hamil.lion: wait this is some gay shit goin on rn woah
james.madisin: no shit
james.madisin: how do i delete messages
loafayette: u cant
james.madisin: SHIT
loafayette: jk u can
james.madisin: hOW
hamil.lion: tbh james ur not that bad but i cant believe ud stoop so low
loafayette: but i wont tell u how
james.madisin: SCREAMS
hamil.lion: just like u do in the bedroom jeff set aside 4 u aye aye
jefferoni.macaroni: ok lets not talk abt that
hamil.lion: WHY R U AFRAID TO FACE THE GAY
hamil.lion: EMBRACE THE RAINBOW
hamil.lion: I KNOW YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW
james.madisin: its not gay for me to have a place to stay bc im at monticello a lot
loafayette: its gay if he sleeps in there when ur not there
jefferoni.macaroni: YOU CANT PROVE ANYYHIGN
loafayette: i mean i have pics
jefferoni.macaroni: ,,,
jefferoni.macaroni: why do u have pics
loafayette: sally sent them to me the day before she broke up w/ you bc she thought u were in love with someone else (((:::
james.madisin: wait who is he in love with
james.madisin: fuck i mean
james.madisin: ill just stop
hamil.lion: HOW OBLIVIOUS CAN U BE
hamil.lion: so, there are two gay dumbasses
jefferoni.macaroni: three* including u (:
loafayette: jesus FUCK would u two just date already
hamil.lion: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DATE JEFFERGROSS
loafayette: I MEANT MADISON AND JEFFERSON U DUMBSHIT
hamil.lion: o
hamil.lion: yeah
jefferoni.macaroni: maddy?
@james.madisin has left the chat
jefferoni.macaroni: fuck
loafayette: gosh diddddily darn alex u made him leave
turt13.10v3r: FUcK i fall asleep for like two hours and this is what i miss
hamil.lion: guess my staying awake charms didn’t work this time
turt13.10v3r: stfu
a.burr: what the fuck did i wake up to
hamil.lion: gay shit
@a.burr has left the chat