My Apple Core
corsetz28: i miss everything when im asleep its not fair
loafayette: bc u sleep forever mon cher
hamil.lion: u never call me cute french names
hamil.lion: explain
loafayette: ok since u asked from now on ur mon trognon
hamil.lion: did u just call me a fucking apple core
loafayette: yes
corsetz28: ok so ?? did madison and tjeffs start dating last night what exactly happened
jefferoni.macaroni: I DONT KNOW HE WONT ANSWER ME
jefferoni.macaroni: thx for fucking something up for me again alex
jefferoni.macaroni: or he mightve just gone to sleep idk
hamil.lion: if i didnt say something you never wouldve
hamil.lion: dont blame me for ur Gay Distress™
corsetz28: ham ur the cause of so much gay distress tbh
turt13.10v3r: dont i know it
turt13.10v3r: speaking of gay distress
turt13.10v3r: ham do u have a plan for date night or are u just gonna order pizza and put 50 First Dates on netflix again
hamil.lion: you dont want to netflix and chill with me?
turt13.10v3r: alex do you even know what netflix and chill actually is?
turt13.10v3r: i stg a piece of fucking cardboard is more romantic than you
hamil.lion: ok no i actually had a plan
corsetz28: wait fuck does that mean betsey and i have date night
hamil.lion: why do you call her betsey wtf her name is eliza
corsetz28: her name is elizabeth and bc its what i call her get off my cAse ham
turt13.10v3r: wait whats the plan tell me
hamil.lion: no its a surprise
loafayette: mon cher ur having date night without me too wow ok
loafayette: i thought we had something special
hamil.lion: how come hes your dear and im ur fucking apple core
loafayette: bc i love him more
turt13.10v3r: FUCKIGN TELL ME
hamil.lion: woW OK
hamil.lion: christ im trying to be romantic like u said
corsetz28: sorry bae id work out date night w/ you if u could be here )):
corsetz28: but i promise there will be something for when you get back
corsetz28: ((;
hamil.lion: wait somethings wrong
loafayette: what
turt13.10v3r: what
corsetz28: what
jefferoni.macaroni: good
turt13.10v3r: goddamnit jefferson
hamil.lion: where is my sweet wife wtf
hamil.lion: this is a crime
@hamil.lion has added @intothenarrative and @a.burr to the chat
hamil.lion: much better
intothenarrative: what
intothenarrative: what is this
loafayette: the sin tin
intothenarrative: why am i just now being added to it
intothenarrative: i belong in the sin tin
corsetz28: BETSEY OMG FINALLY
corsetz28: wait johm and alex are having date night tonight so are we too?
hamil.lion: bc laf’s a baguette
loafayette: i mean ur not wrong
loafayette: wait by baguette you meant dick right
intothenarrative: yh we totally are herc
hamil.lion: yES I MEANT YOURE A DICK LAF NOW STFU AND APOLOGIZE TO MY SWEET WIFE
loafayette: i mean ur not wrong
loafayette: and i am deeply sorry, mon amour
intothenarrative: <3
hamil.lion: WTF THE FUCK LAF
hamil.lion: ELIZA IS UR LOVE, HERC IS UR DEAR AND IM UR APPLE CORE
loafayette: it’s a pet name mon trognon
hamil.lion: YEA A FUKCING SHIT ONE
hamil.lion: OUT OF ALL THINGS
hamil.lion: AN APPLE CORE
hamil.lion: APPLE CORES ARE THE MOST USELESS THING
turt13.10v3r: wait what am i
hamil.lion: youre a gay potato thats what
hamil.lion: whats that in french laf
hamil.lion: huh
loafayette: pls chill mon trognon ily all lots
loafayette: johm is mon ange <3
hamil.lion: WTF THE F UKC
turt13.10v3r: awwww <3<3
intothenarrative: guys guys stop
intothenarrative: we can all be friends
loafayette: “friends” mon amour we’re literally all dating with the exception of thomas
corsetz28: tru
intothenarrative: shh laf
intothenarrative: shh
intothenarrative: plus, shouldn’t ANGELica be mon ange ???????
loafayette: angelica isnt dating us tho
hamil.lion: ELIZA YOURE NOT HELPING
intothenarrative: shh alex
intothenarrative: you have a cute french pet name
intothenarrative: that should be enough
hamil.lion: laF I MEAN YOU COULD AT LEAST CALL ME MON LION OR SOME SHIT
loafayette: nope
loafayette: it’s apple core or cabbage
loafayette: your pick
turt13.10v3r: tough choice m8
hamil.lion: how about i just dont choose and stop talking to u
@intothenarrative has added @comma.sexting to the chat
loafayette: mon trognon
loafayette: come on mon trognon
comma.sexting: apple core ?
comma.sexting: what is this
intothenarrative: the sin tin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
corsetz28: gay hell ngl
turt13.10v3r: eliza no
hamil.lion: ELIZA NO
intothenarrative: eliza yes
a.burr: what did i do to deserve this
a.burr: stop adding me into this chat
@a.burr has left the chat