You Had One Job
loafayette: HEY ALEX
loafayette: GUESS WHAT
hamil.lion: WHAT
loafayette: IM COMING TO AMERICA FOR THE SUMMER
hamil.lion: OMG AH
hamil.lion: IM TELLING THE CREW
loafayette: no no i want it to be a surprise
@hamil.lion has invited @corsetz28, @a.burr, and @turt13.10v3r to the chat
hamil.lion: GUYS
loafayette: NO STOP
hamil.lion: LAF’S COMING HOME FOR THE SUMMER
loafayette: christ alex
loafayette: you had one job
a.burr: Yay laf! Can’t wait to see you again!
corsetz28: WHEN
turt13.10v3r: OMG
turt13.10v3r: GONNA BREAK OUT THE SAM ADAMS
loafayette: …
loafayette: go away
turt13.10v3r: WAIT WHY ARE YOU COMING
turt13.10v3r: HOW LONG
loafayette: im coming bc i want to
corsetz28: whEN
loafayette: idk yet
loafayette: im just coming
turt13.10v3r: ARE U STAYING AT MY PLACE
turt13.10v3r: YOU SHOULD MY DAD LIKES U
loafayette: washington likes all of us
turt13.10v3r: i mean tru
loafayette: i love how alex just left after spilling my secret
turt13.10v3r: wait no alex come back
turt13.10v3r: alex my love come back to me
hamil.lion: sorry
hamil.lion: i was telling our wife abt laf
loafayette: ALEX STOP HOLY FUCK
loafayette: why do i trust you w anything
hamil.lion: thats a great question
a.burr: guys stop my phone is blowing up
hamil.lion: OH ARE WE SORRY
turt13.10v3r: whats wrong burr?
hamil.lion: WOULD HATE TO
loafayette: ADJSNVKLNFS
turt13.10v3r: cant handle this
hamil.lion: INCONVENIENCE YOU
loafayette: SDFGHJ
turt13.10v3r: thought you were part of the #crew
loafayette: not so much of an obedient servant now
hamil.lion: DOES
hamil.lion: IT
turt13.10v3r: #fakefan
hamil.lion: B
hamil.lion: O
corsetz28: BURR BURR LIKE THE COLD
loafayette: OUI OUI
hamil.lion: T
turt13.10v3r: ham no
hamil.lion: H
hamil.lion: E
corsetz28: CHILLAX BURR
hamil.lion: R
hamil.lion: U
hamil.lion: stop telling me how to live my life johm
turt13.10v3r: johm laurens
turt13.10v3r: yep
turt13.10v3r: thats me
hamil.lion: this is bullying
a.burr: christ
@a.burr has left the chat
hamil.lion: wow johm you made him leave bc of ur mean attitude
hamil.lion: brb divorcing u
corsetz28: wait all of us
hamil.lion: no just johm i still luh u boo
turt13.10v3r: damn
turt13.10v3r: offensive
loafayette: damn daniel**
hamil.lion: OK I LIED IM DIVORCING LAF TOO
loafayette: ok then i just wont visit u this summer
hamil.lion: THATS FINE KEEP UR UNDANK MEMES MILES AWAY
loafayette: ill steal laurens from u
corsetz28: babe pls
loafayette: laurens we can hangout with washingdad all summer
loafayette: and just be the rarest pepes
turt13.10v3r: <3<3
hamil.lion: im gonna add burr back to witness the horrifying name ur giving to memes
@hamil.lion has added @a.burr to the chat
corsetz28: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) welcome back
a.burr: hell no
@a.burr has left the chat
turt13.10v3r: AYY
turt13.10v3r: wait no he’s gone
corsetz28: wow r00d
hamil.lion: mulligan
hamil.lion: mulligan how did you do that
corsetz28: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hamil.lion: EXPLAIN THIS
loafayette: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)rustle( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)my( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)jimmies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hamil.lion: HOW
turt13.10v3r: this has gone too far
corsetz28: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hamil.lion: this is bullying
@corsetz28 has added @a.burr to the chat
corsetz28: ok dont leave i wanted to say something important
a.burr: give me one reason
corsetz28: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a.burr: STOP THIS
hamil.lion: I CAN DO IT TOO
a.burr: NO
a.burr: DONT PLEASE
hamil.lion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜
hamil.lion: SHIT NO
turt13.10v3r: alex pls ily but stop
loafayette: YOU DID IT WRONG YOU ASSBAGUETTE
hamil.lion: SHUT UP I SEE THAT
a.burr: why am i here can you leave me alone
a.burr: im tired
a.burr: we have class tomorrow
hamil.lion: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hamil.lion: I DID IT
a.burr: bye
@a.burr has left the chat