vine oneshots (AOT/Reader || AOT/OC)

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vine oneshots (AOT/Reader || AOT/OC)
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i eat my rice and cabbage (Salem x Levi)

Salem's POV

I had just finished rewatching my motivational video. (Here) I already knew what I had to do. Take one for the team, that is. I replayed the video.

It's true that I'm a bad bitch, bad bitch.

Bitch, I eat my rice and cabbage, cabbage.

Ass so fat, he wanna grab it, grab it!

If he gotta couple hundreds, he could have it, have it!

Y’all already know I’m the baddest bitch, baddest bitch!

I suck that dick, and then I ride that shit! 

Then his friends cheer in the background.

Best believe he gonna pay for it, pay for it!

Get on his knees, then he pray for it, pray for it!

Fuck him in his mama’s bed, mama’s bed!

Yeah, that nigga got the best head!

Legs up on the headboard, headboard!

Then he choke me with the cable cord!

One again, his friends cheer in the background.

Once it's over, I realize that I hadn't responded to any messages.

Levi

12:03 pm

Brat, where are you?

12:04 pm

Sorry Levi, I forgot that we were supposed to meet up. Give me a few.

Levi

12:05 pm

You'd better fucking be there. I don't like waiting, damn it.

12:06 pm

Yeah, yeah yeah, save it, shorty.

Levi

12:07 pm

I'll make sure you pay for that.

12:09 pm

Mhm, whatever. See you there.

 

 

I slipped my phone in my pocket, on my way to meet Levi at the cafe.

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At the cafe, I saw Levi sitting at a table in the corner. As I sat down, his gunmetal eyes bored into me.

"Hey, shorty."

"Don't fucking call me that. You're shorter than me, anyways."

"You're shorter than Kevin Hart. And he's pretty short."

"Only by an inch. You might as well say we're the same height."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Tch."

After a few minutes of going back and forth, I go and order vanilla tea for me, and black tea for Levi. When I come back, I realize he was staring at me the whole time. I knew I had felt someone's eyes on me.

"Enjoyed the view, Shortstack?"

That's when Levi also realized that he had his eyes on my the whole time. Snapping out of it, she looked up at me. "Tch. What'd you do to for it to be so big?"

Smiling, I replied. "I eat my rice and cabbage."

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