a pimp named jean-neigh (Fem!Reader x Jean)
Jean's POV
Being a ladies man, or as many say, a pimp, I can safely say that I have a lot of girls all over me. Every hour, I called one of my girls and asked where they were. "Getting your money," they would always respond.
"Just as you should be."
There was just one of these girls that I couldn't get to like me. A girl with beautiful, silky (h/c) hair and bright (e/c) eyes. Her (s/c) skin was so soft.
Her name was (f/n).
Okay, maybe I over-exaggerated a bit. She likes me, but she won't admit it.
We'll see about this... she'll admit it somehow. Even if I have to force it out of her.
That Yeager kid, oh I know he'll help out. Kid loves helping... sometimes.
Oh, it'll be fine. A smooth plan, made up by Armin.
Sometimes, I wonder how he does it.
I talk to her, everyday, but her friends don't know if she likes me. Not even Hanji.
Smh...
She's a dancer. Always playing one song the most. A Pimp Named Slickback by Lakim, that is. She does a dance to it. (f/n) calls it the footwork, but there's also another dance that she does with it. The Sexy Walk, I think it is. Well, I should know. I'm always around her. Her boy bestfriend, if you will. I've learned a few - a lot - of moves from her, and now I'm willing to show her.
As much as I hate being called a horse, Armin made me a remix to that song. A Pimp Named Jean - neigh.
It literally goes like that.
Johnny, that's what I said.
No, no, Jean - neigh.
Johnny, that's what I said.
No, nigga, I'm A Pimp Named Jean - neigh.
On the neigh part, it's literally a horse neighing.
How did Armin do that?
I have no idea, but he is a computer whiz.
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It's time to show her. I pull out my phone and speaker, playing the song for her, and doing the dance.
It looks terrible - which it is - but she looks like she's enjoying it.
Once it goes by once, she decides to join me.
This has to be my chance! Thank you, Armin!
After it's over, I ask her what she thought. She giggles; it's music to my ears. My horse ears... (See what I did there lmao?)
"It was great, Jean." She hugs me, and I (of course) hug back.
"Thanks... Princess."
I can feel her muscles tense against mine, and it ends up as a hug attack. Not long later, it's a kiss attack. And soon enough, it's a makeout session.
Oops. Sorry, not sorry.
It's your loss, Hanji.