Chapter 1
ectoBiologist [EB] is pestering gardenGnostic [GG]:
EB: jade, I need your help!
GG: john, you are lucky that my date is in the bathroom. what do you need?
EB: I think vriska might be a lesbian.
GG: what?
EB: I found some porn magazines in her bed, which I thought wasn’t such a big deal, but then I saw some photos in her facebook account.
GG: you are stalking her?!
EB: I was just curious!
GG: anyway, what did you found?
EB: just some photos of her and a girl with weird braids. The first photos were friendly, but then I saw one where they were cuddling?
GG: I think that was Meenah. she is like a gangsta wannabe.
EB: do you think vriska and her dated? And if so, does that means that she is gay and that my chances with her are zero?
GG: john, she is your girlfriend.
EB: I know, but if she dated girls why is she dating me?
GG: do you even know what does bisexual means?
EB: bi what?
GG: oh my god. Do I have to give you a sexuality class, little brother?
EB: enlighten me, big sister.
GG: ok, a bisexual is a person that is attracted to both men and women. Vriska is a bisexual, so she likes both men and women.
EB: so she is both gay and straight?
GG: that is a weird way to put it, but you are getting it.
EB: but wait, if she is dating me does that make her more straight than gay?
GG: no john, the fact she is dating a man doesn’t mean that she is no longer attracted to women.
EB: but you can’t be gay if you aren’t dating someone of the same sex.
GG: let me put it this way. Do you like women?
EB: yes.
GG: well, do you still find other women attractive after you got with vriska?
EB: jade, she is the one I love!
GG: of course, but do you still find other women attractive?
EB: …yes? What is your point?
GG: the point is, even after a bisexual is in a relationship, they will still feel attracted to the gender of their preference.
EB: I think I understand. However, I still feel a little confused about all this.
GG: john, do you remember how confused you were when you discovered that kanaya was a boy?
EB: it is just that I find it weird that kanaya is a lesbian and a dude too.
GG: like with that situation, you have to be openminded and let go of some of your old school sex ed.
EB: I guess. Anyway, how is your date so far? Is he nice?
GG: well, I can’t say he is a he.
EB: oh my god, jade are you a lesbian too? I will understand, I am just surprised.
GG: they aren’t a man or a woman, so I am not a lesbian.
EB: they? Are you dating many people?!
GG: davepeta is just one person. They use no gendered pronouns because the use of male and female pronouns isn’t of their likings. Oh, they are coming. See you later.
EB: jade, wait!
gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB].