Awkward Cast Convos
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Queen Martha: I need help cooking dinner
Herc.Nochilligan: I'm on my way
T. Jeffersinn: Same
SmolHamMan: You can cook??
AyAyRon: Literally he's the only one who cooks
JemMads: I'm lazy and Aaron just can't cook so
irlANGEL: Phenomenal
Washingdone: What are we having for dinner?????????? And when??????
Queen Martha: Well I'm frying fish and steaming some brocolli and they can add whatever
J. Laur: Hercules make cornbread!!!!!!!
Laflyette: !!!!! ^^^^^
SmolHamMan: Idk I want buffalo shrimp
T. Jeffersinn: I'm stopping by the store so speak now or forever hold your piece
JemMads: Porkchops
JemMads: And corn but not mixed with the peas I hate that
Peggles: Who mixes peas with corn
Elizard: Dad does
AyAyRon: Thomas when we don't by enough corn cans
SmolHamMan: I do sometimes I like the taste
Prada.Mama: Weird
Prada.Mama: Also can we get corn on the cob because yess
T. Jeffersinn: Kay anything else
Herc.Nochilligan: THings for buffalo shrimp since Martha has nothing here for that
Herc.Nochilligan: And white rice
Herc.Nochilligan: Don't forget we're feeding a mob here
T. Jeffersinn: I should be over in 20
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Herc.Nochilligan: What happened to being over in 20
T. Jeffersinn: Walmart is literally so crowded
T.Jeffersinn: Is everyone preparing for some sort of apocalyspe I wasn't informed of??
T. Jeffersinn: Oh wait I'm next hell yess
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T. Jeffersinn: Jem I'm paying with your card
JemMads: Why my card?
T. Jeffersinn: Because you used my card last time
T. Jeffersinn: And because you currently have more money on your card than I do so yeah
JemMads: Well I can't wait for Christmas then
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Herc.Nochilligan: Ookay supplies are here, hands are going to work, and dinner should be ready in two hours what time is it
Elizard: Currently 4:37
Herc.Nochilligan: Perfect
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Queen Martha: These two took over my kitchen so who wants to come play scrabble
irlANGEL: On my way
SmolHamMan: Pick us upppp Hercules took the car
irlANGEL: Can't I have Pegs, Eliza, Maria, and Theo to drive since Aaron has the car
JemMads: Aaron and I are on our way over so we'll come get you three
SmolHamMan: James is wonderful truly a saint
Laflyette: We're cominggg
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SmolHamMan: Fergalicious is not a word
Peggles: Oh it so it
J. Laur: Yes I agree
irlANGEL: I'm with Alex Fergalicious is not a word
Queen Martha: No no I think Pegs is onto something
JemMads: It shouldn't be played
Theo.doe.eyes: Aaron what do you think
AyAyRon: It was never said that we couldn't play words like Fergalicious so I say it counts
Prada.Mama: That's some serious bullshit
SmolHamMan: Agreed
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T. Jeffersinn: COME EAT WE HAVE LIKE TWO HOURS AND THERE'S A LOT OF FOOD
Washingdone: Oh my god I'm in heaven
Peggles: Whoever the fuck made peas
Peggles: RUn
Herc.Nochilligan: Dear lord
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Laflyette: Haha I think it's funny that we forgot all about Halloween
irlANGEL: That's tomorrow right?
Laflyette: Ha yeah I'm gonna scream I have nothing ready what do I do
AyAyRon: Closet costumes are a thing
T. Jeffersinn: How did we all forget about Halloween though
JemMads: Oh no I've been planning ever since August
JemMads: Thomas you and I are going as Tom and Jerry
SmolHamMan: Oh my god that's disgustingly cute
SmolHamMan: And it makes sense since Jefferson is such a tomcat
T. Jeffersinn: You have no right to talk Alex I swear
J. Laur: Anyway moving on
J. Laur: Guys we should do ocean themed costumes
Herc.Nochilligan: Any reasons?
J. Laur: Idk I just want one of us to be a jelly fish
J. Laur: I bought this really cute dress with swishy tentacle things a few months ago and I never a chance to where it until now
SmolHamMan: Oh is that what's in the bag in the back of our closet
J.Laur: Yep
Peggles: That sounds pretty
Peggles: I'm gonna be Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale
Laflyette: OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE
Laflyette: John you're so lucky I love you like dear lord
Prada.Mama: Oooh Angelica we should do a Cecilos costume too
Prada.Mama: I call Cecil
irlANGEL: Why do you get to be Cecil
Prada.Mama: I'm just really into science these days
Elizard: I'm gonna be Medusa
Peggles: Why because you're a snake
Elizard: That and because I have this wonderful dress and eye makeup that I've been dying to wear
Theo.doe.eyes: I'm gonna be Aaron
AyAyRon: And I'm gonna be Theo
Queen Martha: That sounds adorable
Queen Martha: I plan to stay inside and binge watch every horror movie I can find
Theo.doe.eyes: AhhhHHHHHHHH
Theo.doe.eyes: You and Washington should be Morticia and Gomez Addams that would be so cute oh my god
Peggles: That sounds like the cutest shit ever
Washingdone: But how about this ,,,,, no
SmolHamMan: Oh my god plEASE MR. WASHINGTON
Washingdone: What's in it for me
SmolHamMan: Reasonable essays from me and a hundred on every test from everybody else for the next month
Washingdone: Deal
T. Jeffersinn: Guys we have to g o we're gonna be late
J. Laur: How long do we have
T. Jeffersinn: Five minutes
Laflyette: SH I T
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Laflyette: John you need to learn how to drive
J. Laur: I got us here on time didn't I?
irlANGEL: You almost hit like three people
J. Laur: Oh no that was deliberate
J. Laur: They were wearing Trump t-shirts
irlANGEL: Okay carry on then
Peggles: GUYS IT'S GONNA START TIME TO START P I L I N G IN
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SmolHamMan: Yo this set is beautiful like what the fuck
SmolHamMan: I once saw a stage so beautiful I started crying???
Prada.Mama: It's starting!!!
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Washingdone: Thank god for intermission
J.Laur: Alex started crying halfway through Aaron Burr, Sir
SmolHamMan: It's a fucking masterpiece like what the fuck I love these people
Herc.Nochilligan: Wanna cuddle until Act 2
SmolHamMan: Please
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Queen Martha: GET BACK YOU GAYS IT'S S T A R T I N G
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SmolHamMan: WHO LIVES
J. Laur: WHO DIES
Herc.Nochilligan: WHO TELLS
Laflyette: YOUR S T O R Y
Elizard: That was so powerful wtf the fu ck
AyAyRon: I need to rethink all of my life choices
Prada.Mama: Honestly I'm so alive right now like who returned my soul
Washingdone: Guys I'm shook
Theo.doe.eyes: We're all extra shook
Peggles: Guys we're being summoned Let's Go!
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Peggles: Aw Cephas is taller than me
Theo.doe.eyes: That's literally all you have to say
Peggles: Yeah pretty much
Peggles: Oh and she smells like cinnamon and what dreams are made of
Queen Martha: Hercules and James are so animated with Oak they all look so happy
Queen Martha: Nice to know James is the shortest
Queen Martha: Alex looks so starstruck and John just looks really gay
J. Laur: I'm gonna ask if they'd fuck their double
Theo.doe.eyes: Please don't
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irlANGEL: John why the fuck would you even ask that question
J. Laur: It was relevant I needed to know because I know I would fuck Anthony Ramos
irlANGEL: Yes we know you loudly declared it and Anthony died after mumbling a quiet yes
irlANGEL: Renee and I just like,, shared a look
irlANGEL: Like it wouldn't be sex it would intellectual conversations over fine wine and I'm grateful for that
Peggles: I like how Jazzy just shrugged "Ha yeah why not? ;)"
Prada.Mama: She was so chill about it like I aspire to be her
Elizard: Phillipa looked so embarrassed but she looked at me and said she'd have to think about it like how do I react
T. Jeffersinn: I love how Daveed just said fucking yes
Laflyette: "I mean I wouldn't decline it like if they asked I would probably say yes" -Daveed Diggs on screwing his doppelgangers
T. Jeffersinn: More like doppelbangers am I right
Elizard: Please don't
Herc.Nochilligan: He was so shy I found it weirdly endearing kind of like when John does that blushy thing whenever we point out his southern accent
JemMads: Oak just shrugged with a "I don't think I'd be opposed but I'd find it weird"
AyAyRon: I'm still screaming at "I could finally see how I look when I orgasm" because Leslie thought he would top smh
Theo.doe.eyes: Aaron you can't even top on a good day
Washingdone: This is a fucking hell chat and I want out
Washingdone: Anyway Christopher Jackson politely declined because we both agreed that that would be weird and I don't think that's something I need in my life
SmolHamMan: Lmao Lin just casually winked at me like I'm still red I can feel it this is murdering my soul
SmolHamMan: Like I didn't know I needed that to be asked but at the same time I'm glad it was because I was kinda curious
Peggles: Tonight was great I got so many selfies
J. Laur: Same
Laflyette: ^^
Laflyette: Ngl we should probably leave now we have late Halloween plans to make
Prada.Mama: Oh god you're right
irlANGEL: God help us all