Thanksgiving Plans
Queen Martha sent a message to group Ham Spam Wham Bam
Queen Martha: Question what are y'all doing for Thanksgiving
Elizard: The Schuylers are actually going home
Elizard: Dad has been begging us
irlANGEL: Idk I'm pretty excited
Peggles: He's gonna try and cook again what do we do
irlANGEL: We suffer as we do every year
Laflyette: The four of us are gonna have it here
Laflyette: I bought everything today actually it's gonna be fun
T. Jeffersinn: James and I are heading back down to Virginia I'm not looking forward to it
JemMads: We're flying
JemMads: I'm gonna die
T. Jeffersinn: You aren't gonna die
JemMads: I will literally spontaneously combust the moment I set foot on that death trap
AyAyRon: Theo and I were gonna have dinner with her family
Theo.doe.eyes: My mom's been dying to see Aaron again
Theo.doe.eyes: He's such a kiss up I swear
SmolHamMan: Really? I never noticed
AyAyRon: Nobody asked Alex
AyAyRon: What are you and Washington up to, Martha?
Queen Martha: Keeping it simple
Queen Martha: A small ham with mashed potatoes, veggies, cornbread, stuffing, collard greens
J. Laur: Hi I heard the Southerner Meal being made
J. Laur: Laf you bought collard greens and cornbread right
Laflyette: Of course I did what kind of question is that
J. Laur: An important one
T. Jeffersinn: u g h I have to pack
T. Jeffersinn: I hate packing
SmolHamMan: You have a day
JemMads: He needs at least three
T. Jeffersinn: Our plane leaves early tomorrow I better hurry up
Laflyette: Godspeed
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T. Jeffersinn: James and I are en route to the plane station
Laflyette: Airport
T. Jeffersinn: Blockt
T. Jeffersinn: Traffic is so light I love driving at 5:30 am
irlANGEL: Thomas some of us are still actually resting
Prada.Mama: Not us tho we're packing
irlANGEL: And by that she means we're sitting on the couch at my place while I cry over her stomach because I love it so! much!
J. Laur: Okay but I'd like to talk about Alex's stomach because I cannot anymore
J. Laur: It's just so!! soft!! and he's really ticklish there so it's Great
irlANGEL: Laurens you and I should talk more
J. Laur: Tbh I relate bc you're nice but also intimidating and you seem like one to support my violent tendencies
irlANGEL: I'm all for it as long as you aren't actually hurting anybody bc I'd probably have to kill you
J. Laur: See and this is why I like you
Prada.Mama: Bonding over violence
Prada.Mama: Astonishing
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T. Jeffersinn sent a message to JemMads
T. Jeffersinn: Jem I'm getting McDonald's do you want anything
JemMads: Three cups of orange juice, hashbrowns, a pancake platter, and a will to live
T. Jeffersinn: Babe
T. Jeffersinn: Are you okay
JemMads: Just tired and ready to be done this trip
JemMads: My siblings are going to kill me not to mention yours
T. Jeffersinn: Ugh right
T. Jeffersinn: It's okay though I'm sure we'll be fine
T. Jeffersinn: Meanwhile come eat these pancakes I got you
JemMads: I love you
T. Jeffersinn: Love ya too
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T. Jeffersinn: We're getting on the plane!!!
JemMads: Please kill me
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SmolHamMansent a message to group chat Can't spell Polyphemus without Poly
SmolHamMan: Hey Laf do you need help cooking
SmolHamMan: I heard you drop a bunch of things in the kitchen and then you screamed "Fuck these pots fuck these pans fuck Thanksgiving I can't anymore I'm d o n e"
Laflyette: Oh
Laflyette: Right
SmolHamMan: Don't worry love I'm on my way
Laflyette: <3
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JemMads sent a message to T. Jeffersinn
JemMads: Ew now we have to go get luggage
T. Jeffersinn: If I see anything cute I'm gonna buy it for you
JemMads: If I said no would you still do it
T. Jeffersinn: Of course
JemMads: Fine but you're taking the first driving shift
T. Jeffersinn: No need
T. Jeffersinn: Jane and Mary are picking us up
JemMads: Oh great
JemMads: We're having Thanksgiving at yours this year right
T. Jeffersinn: Yeah and from what I heard you're family has been there for three days
JemMads: Amazing
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JemMads: Thomas I don't need that necklace
JemMads: Or that bracelet
JemMads: But I will take that navy shirt and the blanket with the stars all over it
T. Jeffersinn: Oh no the jewelry was for me
JemMads: That makes more sense
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T. Jeffersinn: Okay my sisters are here, we've got our luggage, let's get this show on the road
JemMads: Wait I have to pee
T. Jeffersinn: Isn't that what I told you when you chugged those two slushies
JemMads: Yeah whatever mom
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irlANGEL sent a message to The Schuylers
irlANGEL: Eliza, Peggy, you two better be ready because Maria and I are on our way to pick you up
Elizard: I can't find my conditioner we can't leave
Peggles: It's fine I packed it in my bag
Elizard: Thx
Elizard: Wow I can't believe we're gonna see dad in like forever
irlANGEL: Yeah he misses us
Peggles: This is going to be interesting
Peggles: I love y'all you know that right
irlANGEL: Oh my god
irlANGEL: They have f e e l i n g s
Elizard: We love you too Pegster
irlANGEL: Yeah
irlANGEL: Now hurry up we have to g o
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J. Laur sent a message to Can't spell Polyphemus without Poly
J. Laur: Laf do you have an extra hair tie
SmolHamMan: Don't give it to him he looks so cute and wholesome with his hair down
J. Laur: Yes but I need to help cook Alex
SmolHamMan: We'd all willingly choke on a follicle for this tho
J. Laur: A L E X
Herc.Nochilligan: He's right tbh
Laflyette: He is
Laflyette: Also my headbands are in the second drawer just use one of those and wear your hair out later
J. Laur: K thx love
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Theo.doe.eyes sent a message to AyAyRon
Theo.doe.eyes: Aaron can you stop looking at my kid pictures it's embarrassing
AyAyRon: But you're adorable
AyAyRon: You look so cute with your newborn locs
AyAyRon: And even before with your full on fro and braids
AyAyRon: Why did you ever get locs in the first place?
Theo.doe.eyes: Idk the style is easier to manage and I've always liked the aesthetic of locs
Theo.doe.eyes: My mother used to have them but cut them off when I was young
Theo.doe.eyes: Not to mention you like pulling at these
Theo.doe.eyes: YOU GOT SO RED OHMG MY MOM IS WORRIED
AyAyRon: I'm going to the bathroom
Theo.doe.eyes: Have fun!!
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Washingdone sent a message to Queen Martha
Washingdone: Hon do you need any help??
Queen Martha: No I'm just adding the finishing touches to the food don't worry
Queen Martha: But my feet hurt and I need to rest
Washingdone: How about I give you a massage while we watch the Junglebook on Netflix?
Queen Martha: Where did I go right with you??
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JemMads sent a message to T. Jeffersinn
JemMads: I just want to sleep after all of that interaction
T. Jeffersinn: Your mom still doesn't seem to like me
T. Jeffersinn: Is she still mad about that little stunt I pulled when we were seventeen
JemMads: You took me to Paris for three weeks without telling anybody
T. Jeffersinn: It was a good three weeks
JemMads: Was it worth being grounded for a month
T. Jeffersinn: Of course it was I was with you
JemMads: Don't make me cry I cannot do this with Ambrose here
T. Jeffersinn: I'll put on Rihanna and then we can nap
JemMads: My savior
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Prada.Mama sent a message to irlANGEL
Prada.Mama: Babe are you sure it's fine for me to stay with you
irlANGEL: Of course
irlANGEL: My dad is going to love you and if he doesn't then he can suck it
irlANGEL: But you'll be fine I'm positive
irlANGEL: And we can dip to my room whenever
Prada.Mama: I love you
irlANGEL: Love ya too
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Laflyette sent a message to group chat Can't spell Polyphemus without Poly
Laflyette: And food is done!!!
Laflyette: I'm so proud of myself
Herc.Nochilligan: So are we babe thank you!!!
J. Laur: Sorry but I already started eating the cornbread
SmolHamMan: And that's why we made an extra pan
SmolHamMan: I just want to say that I'm so thankful for you all
SmolHamMan: Like I know I can be obsessive with school and be kind of annoying sometimes but you all put up with me and I love you all so much
J. Laur: Alex,,,babe
Herc.Nochilligan: It's not putting up with you we genuinely love you and we'll always be there for you
Laflyette: We love you unconditionally and will love you forever
SmolHamMan: Ohnmygod
SmolHamMan: Can you come cuddle me
J. Laur: Omw!!!
Herc.Nochilligan: ^^^
Laflyette: We're gonna all start crying aren't we
J. Laur: Tbh we already are so why not do it in a group
Laflyette: True I'm coming
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irlANGEL sent a message to Prada.Mama
irlANGEL: And didn't I tell you he'd love you
Prada.Mama: You're dad literally greeted me in smiley boxers, a button up shirt, and sunglasses I love him
irlANGEL: Yeah he rarely gets dressed for holidays
Prada.Mama: He must be fun at parties
irlANGEL: Come on let's go pig out
irlANGEL: Food's been done for hours apparently
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T. Jeffersinn sent a message to JemMads
T. Jeffersinn: Babe it's time to go downstairs
JemMads: I'm sleeping
T. Jeffersinn: You've been up for the past thirty minutes we have to go
JemMads: Uggghghhhhhhh
JemMads: I don't want to deal with Ambrose he still owes me fifty dollars
T. Jeffersinn: How???
JemMads: Oh he stole it from me no big deal
T. Jeffersinn: Ohmy
T. Jeffersinn: On the bright side my sisters take to him nicely they'll probably be babying him
JemMads: Thank god for small miracles
JemMads: Did your mom make lemon cake
T. Jeffersinn: Of course
T. Jeffersinn: I think she made an extra one personally for us tbh
JemMads: Fine lets go
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Theo.doe.eyes sent a message to AyAyRon
Theo.doe.eyes: Stop kissing up to my mother it's gross
AyAyRon: I don't know what you mean
Theo.doe.eyes: You and I both know that cornbread was dry
Theo.doe.eyes: And yet you still complimented it
AyAyRon: I was being polite
Theo.doe.eyes: Well then come be polite in my lap
Theo.doe.eyes: And bring the wine
AyAyRon: Already poured you a glass
Theo.doe.eyes: <333333
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Queen Martha sent a message to group chat Ham Spam Wham Bam
Queen Martha: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!
JemMads: Happy Thanksgiving from Virginia - Thomas
Peggles: Lmao happy thanks mom
Theo.doe.eyes: Happy Thanksgiving
J. Laur: Happy White Man's Holiday to you all