The Art of Exposure
Laflyette sent a message to group chat Ham Spam Wham Bam
Laflyette: OKay which one of you stole my dress
Laflyette: Thomas I'm looking at you cough it up I'm gonna be late for class
T. Jeffersinn: Okay I'm not a thief
irlANGEL: My hairties
J. Laur: My shampoo
JemMads: My virginity
T. Jeffersinn: Okay for the record James you gave me that last one
JemMads: Sometimes I regret it
T. Jeffersinn: Not what you were saying last night but that's not my business
SmolHamMan: Damn that's some exposure
Laflyette: This is about my dress not your sex life
Peggles: Which dress is it tho you have a LOT of them
Laflyette: My dark blue with the flare skirt with the white polka dots
J. Laur: Oh I have it don't worry
Laflyette: What are you doing with it
J. Laur: Uh??? Wearing it??? What else???
Laflyette: Isn't it hanging kinda low??
J. Laur: Oh no Hercules pinned it up for me
Herc.Nochilligan: It looks really nice on him I almost want to cry
SmolHamMan: I'm upset I haven't seen him yet
AyAyRon: You guys are so sappy and domestic
Peggles: I'm curious as to why you don't have your own chat yet
J. Laur: Shit they're right
J. Laur: I'll make it
Laflyette: Why do you get to make it
J. Laur: Because you don't really care
Laflyette: You're right I don't
Herc.Nochilligan: Go to class
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SmolHamMan: Oh,,, my god
JemMads: What happened now
JemMads: You're only in French
SmolHamMan: John happened
Laflyette: Yes he did and I'm uncomfortable
T. Jeffersinn: He just walked through the door and those two are swooning because of the dress
J. Laur: I don't think I look that bad tbh
Laflyette: You look great,,,
Prada.Mama: Someone help these sexually fueled idiots
irlANGEL: To the father
Elizard: The son
Peggles: And the holy ghost
Peggles: Amen
Elizard: Amen
irlANGEL: Amen
AyAyRon: Amen
T. Jeffersinn: Amen
JemMads: Amen
Herc.Nochilligan: Amen
Herc.Nochilligan: Please don't leave class you three I don't need this
J. Laur: Don't worry we won't
T. Jeffersinn: I'll live tweet
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T. Jeffersinn: Laf: Steuben may Alex, John, and I be dismissed? VS: What for?
irlANGEL: Oh my godd
T. Jeffersinn: A: John is having a problem and we're his emotional support J: Yeah against a wall maybe
Peggles: JO HN
Washingdone: Why
Queen Martha: W H OOPING
T. Jeffersinn: VS: Well I'm sure you'll be able to manage next class, go have fun you three Laf: Merci VS: And don't rip the dress, Lafayette and John look rather flattering in it
SmolHamMan: I"M STILL BLUSHING
Theo.doe.eyes: I,,
Herc.Nochilligan: WHERE ARE YOU THREE
Laflyette: D ASHING ACROSS CAMPUS
J. Laur: Lmao we might be a little late to class Washington
Washingdone: You have like 2+ hours before my class
J. Laur: I know
AyAyRon: Oh my god
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Washingdone: Hercules you might need to come pick up your signifs they're being gross and class hasn't even started yet
Herc.Nochilligan: I'm vv worried what are they doing
irlANGEL: Well for one Alex just offered to blow John in the back of the room
AyAyRon: Take note that he said this while already having John pressed against the wall
T. Jeffersinn: Lafayette is just staring and muttering in French but it's not good muttering they look ready to jump some bones
JemMads: I wish I could unsee this whole day
JemMads: I want to go to church
Queen Martha: Lmao y'all fucking wild
Queen Martha: Go get your boos Hercules
Herc.Nochilligan: Okay I'm on my way pls tell me they're full dressed
irlANGEL: I mean for now they are
Washingdone: Please hurry
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Laflyette: John has a hair pulling kink
JemMads: They're bringing it here
J. Laur: Laf likes bondage
Peggles: Woah nice
Elizard: Peggy
Peggles: Fine I'll stop
Theo.doe.eyes: Why? Is? This? Need? To? Know?
Herc.Nochilligan: Okay so we got back to my dorm and some things happened and in the aftermath they like,,, were admitting kinks and stuff?? Idk I'm not apart of it
SmolHamMan: Hercules is pretty vanilla it's kind of nice
Laflyette: Vanilla with you maybe
SmolHamMan: WHat does THAT mean??
Prada.Mama: Ngl I'm living for this
AyAyRon: I'm not I hate this chat
Laflyette: I'm in to all kinds of things so Hercules is nowhere near vanilla
Herc.Nochilligan: Why are you all like this
irlANGEL: You guys are immature this isn't needed
Peggles: Angelica's a bottom
Prada.Mama: Lol srry babe
irlANGEL: First of all
irlANGEL: I am a switch
irlANGEL: Second of all
irlANGEL: Maria's into breathplay
T. Jeffersinn: I want to say something but James is just gonna drag me to hell and back and I'm not ready for that
SmolHamMan: Thomas has a macaroni kink
T. Jeffersinn: Excuse the fuck out of me no I do not
T. Jeffersinn: I, a pure child of the Lord, have never had sex in my entire life
T. Jeffersinn: I don't even know what a kink is come on
JemMads: Thomas has a vibrator collection and like 20 different kinds of lube
JemMads: He's a bottom
JemMads: He likes ball gags and being spanked
JemMads: One of his favorite kinks is cockwarming
T. Jeffersinn left the chat
SmolHamMan: ,,,,wow,,,,,
SmolHamMan: Okay but same for the cockwarming
Theo.doe.eyes: Lmao I fucking knew it
AyAyRon: My respect for all of you continues to drop
Theo.doe.eyes: Aww come on Aaron you're not that different
AyAyRon left the chat
Theo.doe.eyes added AyAyRon and T. Jeffersinn to the chat
SmolHamMan: He has kINKS???
Theo.doe.eyes: A few
Theo.doe.eyes: He likes pegging
Peggles: Can I rescind my friendship please and than you
T. Jeffersinn: Okay who wants to hear James's kink list because I found it
Prada.Mama: You made lists??
T. Jeffersinn: It was for precautions
Elizard: Y'all are wild
JemMads: Thanks Thomas but I can out myself without your help
JemMads: I like waxplay, cupping, rimming, foodplay, rough sex, S/M, and sensory deprivation
JemMads: Of course that's only when I let Thomas top
Washingdone: I had faith in you James
JemMads: What a mistake you've made
J. Laur: GUYS!!!
J. Laur: Spoiler alert: Hercules is into biting and scratching and such
J. Laur: It's why he rarely wears shorts apparently
Laflyette: Yeah he's a total sucker for pain when in the mood
Herc.Nochilligan: I shared that with you with a confidence
Herc.Nochilligan: This relationship is fake you are all fake I can't stand it I'm leaving
SmolHamMan: He just kind of turned over and grunted
Herc.Nochilligan: Lafayette is into public sex and has a humiliation kink
Laflyette: I do not!
Herc.Nochilligan: Three days ago
Laflyette: Shit you're right
Queen Martha: George has a foot fetish
Washingdone: I want a divorce
irlANGEL: Mr. Washington! How scandalous!
Prada.Mama: You have one too tho
irlANGEL: I want a divorce
SmolHamMan: Hah Laf that's very convenient for you
Laflyette: Don't you fucking dare
Theo.doe.eyes: What's going on wtf
T. Jeffersinn: Alex is talking about The GWash Thing
Laflyette: Yes and all who knows was sworn to never bring it up in Washington's presence
Washingdone: I hate that I'm vaguely curious but what is it
J. Laur: Nothing you want to know trust me
Laflyette: He's right
SmolHamMan: They once called you daddy
Laflyette: Alexander agreed with me
Laflyette: He's the one who brought it up
irlANGEL: If we're being clear, we all got drunk one night and Alex was like "lol I bet Washington has a daddy kink" to which Laf said "Have you seen the man in a suit? Is that cotton or daddy material?" to which everyone in the group agreed
Washingdone: I'm afraid to ask who was in the group
T. Jeffersinn: Me, James, Laf, Alex, John, Peggy, Aaron, Angelica, Alexander, Hercules
T. Jeffersinn: So almost everybody
Washingdone: I-
Washingdone: We are all going to church on Sunday
SmolHamMan: It's almost funny I share a lot of kinks with you people
Washingdone: I hope you develop a kink with the lord this weekend