Double Trouble
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Prada.Mama: Guys I came to a realization
SmolHamMan: Share with the chat
Prada.Mama: So Peggy and I were doing makeovers and I realized they look exactly like me???
Peggles: We have the same bone structure and everything it's so weird
Prada.Mama: who'swhodoggoaddition.png
J. Laur: ??????????? I hate this
Theo.doe.eyes: Im pretty sure Maria's on the left in the brown dog
Elizard: I don't want to choose because that means I don't know what my sister looks like and I cannot have that guilt on my soul
SmolHamMan: My eyes are hurting w t f
Laflyette: Maria has the dalmatian you can tell by the hair part
Herc.Nochilligan: They have the same hair part tho???
Peggles: Rekt scrublord 3000
Queen Martha: I don't like this it makes me feel like a terrible mother
JemMads: No opinion
AyAyRon: Same
T. Jeffersinn: This,, is too much
irlANGEL: Okay but like Peggy's cheeks are slightly rounder and her eyes are wider
irlANGEL: She's the one with the dalmatian dog filter
irlANGEL: AKA Maria is on the left and Peggy the right
Peggles: Lol fam you right
Elizard: I
Elizard: I knew that
Peggles: No you didn't
Elizard: No I didn't
Prada.Mama: This just proves how awesome my gf is everybody else can go the fuck home
SmolHamMan: Okay but on that topic can we just??? Compare ourselves to others??
SmolHamMan: I just realized that Herc and Madison look so much alike???
SmolHamMan: Like the only difference is the height and possibly the body build because nobody matches my bby's thighs okay goodb y e
JemMads: We've noticed that quite a while ago tbh
Herc.Nochilligan: Yeah it's funny we all wondered when you'd notice
J. Laur: I kinda noticed that
J. Laur: I was like eh???? Maybe???
T. Jeffersinn: Lafayette and I look exactly alike as well
J. Laur: Now I wouldn't say /exactly/ alike because they have fuller lips
SmolHamMan: I don't see it
JemMads: How can you not see it?
Washingdone: Alex we can all see it
Laflyette: If anything, Thomas looks more like Daveed Diggs
T. Jeffersinn: Okay I agree to that
irlANGEL: You two both look like Daveed Diggs with your hair out and faces clear of make up
AyAyRon: I'm sorry but who is he??
SmolHamMan: Some rapper in a group
Laflyette: Not just SOME rapper
Herc.Nochilligan: He's part of the rap group clipping. and he's pretty good I love his flow
Prada.Mama: He's the fastest rapper that was on Broadway??? How do you not know who he is????
Theo.doe.eyes: He played in Hamilton, right? About the founding father?
SmolHamMan: Okay SLOW DOWN
SmolHamMan: EXPLANATION
J. Laur: Please because my head is spinning
Washingdone: Ditto
Queen Martha: You guys are pathetic I find it sad
Queen Martha: Hamilton: An American Musical, is about the ten dollar founding father Alexander Hamilton. It has a very diverse cast despite it being about a bunch of dead white guys that founded the country and the whole thing is nothing but music and the show is beautiful and now that I think about it you all look like people from the original cast???
Theo.doe.eyes: She's right their roles even share the same names as us
Theo.doe.eyes: Alex you look a lot like Lin Manuel-Miranda, the writer/composer/person who plays Alexander Hamilton
Theo.doe.eyes: John looks like Anthony Ramos, who has a beautiful voice and plays John Laurens/Philip Hamilton
Theo.doe.eyes: Both Laf and Thomas look like Daveed Diggs (my bby to the max), who plays, suprisingly, both of there roles
Theo.doe.eyes: James and Hercules look like Okieriete "Oak" Onaodowan, who plays there roles also and doesn't get enough recognition because they're completely different in the musical like H O L Y SHIT
Theo.doe.eyes: Both Pegs and Maria look like Jasmine Cephas Jones, who plays their roles respectively, is dating Anthony Ramos, and has the voice of an angel like she can slay my existence
Theo.doe.eyes: To make this easier imma name who the rest of y'all look like because they play the person with your name so why the extra words
Theo.doe.eyes: Ang looks like Renee Elisa Goldsberry who is vvv pretty i cann ot
Theo.doe.eyes: Eliza Like Phillipa "Pippa" Soo who is so sweet like,,,,yess
Theo.doe.eyes: Aaron looks like Leslie Odom Jr., aka another angel sent from heaven
Theo.doe.eyes: Washington looks like Christopher Jackson who is lowkey really attractive
Theo.doe.eyes: Martha and I are mentioned but we aren't important characters
Theo.doe.eyes: I'm married to Aaron and we have a child though I'm cheating on my husband who is a British officer and Leslie does this song about it while trying to prove he isn't salty about Hamilton's success and his own lack of success
Queen Martha: Oh yeah Wait for It is great
SmolHamMan: ,,,
J. Laur: Wow ohmy god
Laflyette: Thomas and I actually met Daveed he is very sweet
Herc.Nochilligan: WHAT NO FAIR I WANNA GO MEET MY TRIPLE
irlANGEL: I need to listen to the soundtrack
SmolHamMan: We all do
Laflyette: Woops I know it a l l fear me
Laflyette: Everybody go listen and we'll regroup in 2 and a half hrs
J. Laur: Save us god
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SmolHamMan: I,,, did not want that
SmolHamMan: Someone hold me
J. Laur: I'm sobbing that was beautiful what the fuck
Elizard: Peggy where are the tissues
Peggles: I used them all suck my ass
Washingdone: I think I've ascended
Queen Martha: He's clenching onto my hand I think this broke him
AyAyRon: That :) was :) pleasant :)
Theo.doe.eyes: Aaron is sobbing into my shoulder oh my god
Theo.doe.eyes: Wait For It broke him
JemMads: I don't understand why Oak doesn't get enough recognition because his role switch was great
Herc.Nochilligan: The voices??? hOW??? I'm impressed vvv much
irlANGEL: I loved Renee she has a nice voice and is very talented I'm happy I look like her
Elizard: Phillipa's voice makes me want to cry
Elizard: Burn hit me so hard
Elizard: It's my favorite song besides Satisfied
Peggles: My character got like no screen time I feel neglected
Prada.Mama: I like Say No To This a lot
Prada.Mama: Those high notes cleared my skin and I think I'm passing all my classes
Prada.Mama: But really Hamilton (the father) you dick what the fuck
Laflyette: I'd like to take a moment to recognize the beauty that is Guns and Ships
T. Jeffersinn: I never get over how much of a jazzy fucker Jefferson is I love it
Queen Martha: George won't admit but his favorite song is One Last Time
Queen Martha: Mine is The Adam's Administation
Theo.doe.eyes: Mine's Dear Theodosia
J. Laur: Okay but like
J. Laur: I have questions???
J. Laur: Whatever happened to my character in the first act
Queen Martha: Was shot by retreating British forces right before NonStop
Queen Martha: You get a mini song
J. Laur: Oh how pleasant
Herc.Nochilligan: Okay but what happened to me??? I just fucked off after Yorktown?? Where did I go???
Theo.doe.eyes: Nobody really knows tbh
Peggles: What happened to Peggy????
Theo.doe.eyes: Married then died of like a cold or something
Peggles: How anticlimactic I'm disappointed
J. Laur: So am I tbfh
SmolHamMan: I'd like to get something clear because
SmolHamMan: Aaron Fuckboi my mother was not a whore okay thanks
AyAyRon: I never said that
SmolHamMan: Then I'm not talking to you
Queen Martha: We should all see the musical
Laflyette: That's a splendid idea Martha!
Laflyette: I'll check for the affordable tickets because god knows how much the resales are
Theo.doe.eyes: We should go soon oh my god I'm hype for this
Theo.doe.eyes: Maybe this weekend? Because none of us are ever busy
SmolHamMan: I just saw the resale ticket prices
J. Laur: He nearly passed out
SmolHamMan: That's! too! much!
Herc.Nochilligan: What if we begged people for tickets?
Laflyette: No need
Laflyette: If everyone goes on now then you can buy some of these newly released tickets
Laflyette: How about we go see the second Sunday show?
Queen Martha: Sounds good
Theo.doe.eyes: Very
irlANGEL: I have no problem
T. Jeffersinn: Good for me
J. Laur: Very
SmolHamMan: I'm assuming everybody that just spoke is paying for tickets right
irlANGEL: Of course
Herc.Nochilligan: Sometimes I forget our signifs are from wealthy households
SmolHamMan: It's pretty easy to tbh
AyAyRon: I am so excited for this
JemMads: So am I
Prada.Mama: Angelica you can afford my ticket too right
irlANGEL: My father?? Is rich???
irlANGEL: Of course I can tf
Prada.Mama: Thx bby love youuu
irlANGEL: <3
T. Jeffersinn: Is this a forest because I did not expect all this sap
JemMads: Don't make me start
T. Jeffersinn: I rescind my comment
SmolHamMan: Lmao what a leash you got there
J. Laur: Lmao nice burn bro
SmolHamMan: Lmao
Herc.Nochilligan: Stop
Peggles: Guess! Where! I! Am!
Elizard: Where?
Peggles: Lmao check snapchat
J. Laur: WHY
J. Laur: ARE YOU WITH
J. Laur: ANTHONY RAMOS
JemMads: Wait what???
Peggles: Haha funny story actually
Peggles: I was on my way to that donut shop downtown for my weekly free box of glaze
Peggles: And I'm just coming out of the store when I see Anthony like at the exact time he sees me
Peggles: And I'm here like 'wow john where are your other signifs' when he says says 'jazzy babe didn't expect to see you here'
Peggles: Then there's a pause where we decide to regroup and like
Peggles: 'You aren't John' 'You aren't Jasmine'
Peggles: 'I'm Peggy Schuyler' 'Really now?' 'Lmao yep' 'Well that's fucking weird' 'No shit'
Peggles: 'You look a lot like my gf' 'A lot of people say that' 'like who?' 'oh my sister Angelica she's dating my other double Maria'
Peggles: 'so you're actually Peggy Schuyler' 'yah' 'And you just so happen to look like Jazzy' 'Coincidentally'
Peggles: 'I'm assuming you've heard of Hamilton' 'Duh who hasn't' 'Do you have like, a group of friends or whatever that look like the cast' 'Oh god you have no idea my friend John looks just like you'
Peggles: 'Weird' 'Very' 'Do you plan to see the show' 'Uh yeah we're all gonna see it this Sunday why' 'Because I gotta go tell the others this is mind boggling'
Peggles: Long story short I got his number, a selfie, and the cast will be expecting us
Peggles: Oh and I gave him a glaze because why not
Washingdone: Holy shit
Peggles: Watch your fucking language Washington
Theo.doe.eyes: Well shit I'm extra hype
J. Laur: Peggy are you sharing my double's number with me or what
Peggles: Soz broseph never got the permission
Peggles: Also dormmates I'm coming back with donut leftovers lmao forgot to mention that
Elizard: Love ya sis
Prada.Mama: Wife :0
Prada.Mama: You shouldn't have :0
Peggles: But :) I did :)
Prada.Mama: Truly the best
Herc.Nochilligan: Um
Herc.Nochilligan: Not to worry y'all but Alex just screamed
Elizard: Is he okay
J. Laur: Yeah just shook
SmolHamMan: What if we all get mixed up and I kiss Ramos instead of John
SmolHamMan: I wouldn't know my own boyfriend oh my god I'm dying inside
Peggles: If it helps
Peggles: Anthony likes to wear his hair down
J. Laur: And I'll be right next to you okay don't freak
Herc.Nochilligan: I'm extra hype
Theo.doe.eyes: Pegs ask him if he can get most of the original crew together so we can meet everyone
SmolHamMan: Oh so some of the cast left? Who?
Queen Martha: Pippa, Leslie, Lin (though he still lurks around), Daveed, Groff (original King George), and Arianna Debose (The Bullet) is who I remember the most but I think a few more might have left
Laflyette: I know that Renee is scheduled to leave in the fall
Laflyette: Idk when Chris is leaving
Laflyette: Janthony are leaving in the spring
T. Jeffersinn: Janthony
Laflyette: Jasmine and Anthony
Theo.doe.eyes: Duh
Peggles: Done and he said he could do it for a fee
Peggles: We get details later
Peggles: Also John he said Hey
J. Laur: I'm so honored what the fuck tf
SmolHamMan: Guys I've been thinking
AyAyRon: This isn't good
T. Jeffersin: When aren't you
SmolHamMan: Don't fucking start
SmolHamMan: Anyway
SmolHamMan: As I was saying
SmolHamMan: What if we're reincarnations?
JemMads: That would suck because I don't want to be the reincarnation of a racist white dude
T. Jeffersinn: I would rather die tbh
Theo.doe.eyes: No offense but why is this what you think about
J. Laur: Idk sounds pretty likely
Laflyette: I'm breaking up with you two
Herc.Nochilligan: RT
irlANGEL: I don't want to think that but that would honestly be interesting
irlANGEL: Not to mention we're all people of color here and resemble the actors/actresses that play us in a musical about a founding father
SmolHamMan: Idk I was just thinking because it hits so close to home for me it's almost uncomfortable
AyAyRon: I have to agree with him on this I'm still a little unnerved about Wait For It
Elizard: Maybe we are reincarnates
Peggles: That would be so cool we should act like it
Peggles: Prank people and pull random facts out of our asses like we lived it
Prada.Mama: I like that idea
Washingdone: I don't want to think about it my head is swimming enough
Queen Martha: What a weenie lol
Queen Martha: But I have a question for Aaron
AyAyRon: Shoot
Queen Martha: Lmao that's funny
Queen Martha: Would you shoot Alex here if you felt the need to
AyAyRon: I don't think so
AyAyRon: I mean there are much more efficient ways to duel without purposely trying to murder him
AyAyRon: Like I could knock him out
AyAyRon: But like
AyAyRon: I don't think I want to kill him just to shut up
SmolHamMan: That's good??? I think?? I hope
Laflyette: I'm interrupting with an important service announcement
Laflyette: Babes I'm going to the store what do you want
SmolHamMan: Oh um mint gum, pens, some paper, mechanical pencils, and popcorn
Herc.Nochilligan: Black thread, Mt Dew and/or Coke, gummy worms
J. Laur: My sanity
Laflyette: Don't think that can be replaced
J. Laur: Okay then
J. Laur: Those lime tortilla chips and salsa, hot pockets, Gatorade, oreo thins
Laflyette: Got it someone throw me my wallet
Laflyette: Never said at my face Hercules
Herc.Nochilligan: Deepest apologies
Laflyette: I'm off
Laflyette: I go to the store with more funds
Laflyette: I come back with more gum
Laflyette: And chips
Laflyette: And soda, bread, and dips
Washington: We'll rendevous at Rochambeau and share some shopping tips
Washington: No but really meet me in the parking lot Martha sent me to get stuff for baked ziti
Laflyette: I'm on my way
T. Jeffersinn: How long have you been waiting to say that
Laflyette: Three hours
JemMads: Why am I still here
AyAyRon: I ask myself that daily
Theo.doe.eyes: Angelica what are we having for dinner tonight so I can go get it before going back to the apartment
irlANGEL: Oh I was gonna fry chicken and steam some brocolli
Theo.doe.eyes: In that case I'm going home to start covering the chicken
irlANGEL: Aaron Theo is a keeper don't hurt her
AyAyRon: Wouldn't dream of it
Peggles: Eliza Maria what are we having for dinner
Prada.Mama: We are literally right here
Peggles: You're point?
Prada.Mama: True
Elizard: I made a chicken Caesar salad so that's what I'm eating
Peggles: Why so health conscious
Elizard: Why not
Peggles: I'm gonna make a sandwich then that's so lame
Queen Martha: You guys need better food
Queen Martha: I'm cooking for you all before we go see Hamilton on Sunday
SmolHamMan: Thanks Mom-tha you're the best
Queen Martha: I try to be