Sappy Relationship Goals
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SmolHamMan: That was pleasant
J. Laur: Rt
Laflyette: Rt
Herc.Nochilligan: Rt x12
irlANGEL: Well that's a relief
Elizard: Very
Elizard: Alexander I'm sorry for going at your throat like that
Elizard: It wasn't like me at all
SmolHamMan: Yeah you scared me a little bit
SmolHamMan: But we're cool
Elizard: Thank you
SmolHamMan: Don't question it Lizard
T. Jeffersinn: Well I'm sorry to impose on this moment but does this mean y'all are gonna act 4x more sappy
Laflyette: Now Thomas don't be ridiculous
Laflyette: 16x sappy is how I do things
T. Jefersinn: I'm gonna puke
JemMads: I think it's adorable
JemMads: It would be nice if you were that sappy with me
JemMads: I feel pretty underappreciated to be frankly honest
Prada.Mama: This chat is so gay I want to cry it's so beautiful
irlANGEL: I love you bby
Prada.Mama: Aw bby i luv u 2
Peggles: Tfw you're surrounded by couples
AyAyRon: Relatable
Peggles: But you're in a relationship
AyAyRon: Theo is busy so I am lonely af
Peggles: Wanna get McDonald's
AyAyRon: Oh hell yess
T. Jeffersinn: OH bring me back a big mac
AyAyRon: I forgot I room with you
AyAyRon: James you want anything?
JemMads: Chocolate milkshake and a chicken wrap with a large fry please
AyAyRon: I'm at the door give me the money
Prada.Mama: I want somethinggggggg
Peggles: But you're at Angelisnake's place
irlANGEL: I can read this
Peggles: I know that's why I said it
Prada.Mama: Anyway no she's at our dorm so get us something and we'll pay you back
irlANGEL: Please Pegs I haven't eaten in three days
Peggles: You literally had chinese takeout with us last night
irlANGEL: That is not the point
Peggles: Fine what do you want
irlANGEL: And don't say Maria
Prada.Mama: I want,,,,,, two orders of large fries and a two burgers and a large coke thx love
irlANGEL: 2 orders of 20 piece nuggets and a sprite plz
Prada.Mama: I cnnt blve ths
Prada.Mama: Angelica marry me
Peggles: Can we do that later
Peggles: Eliza do you want anything
Elizard: No,,,
irlANGEL: She is vibrating please get her something
Elizard: I can't though
Elizard: I've eaten mcDonald's three times this week I do not need anymore
Peggles: I eat it almost everyday and you see how great I am
Elizard: You threw up two nights ago
Peggles: Stomach bug
Elizard: Fine get me the same order as James
JemMads: I feel honored to be eating the same order as Eliza Schuyler
Elizard: Awwwwwwwwwww aww aww awwwwwwww
AyAyRon: Stop this
AyAyRon: Peggy I am outside hurry up plz
J. Laur: I want McDonald's tf
Peggles: Ha too bad get if yourself
J. Laur: Can't idk where my pants are
Laflyette: Rt
SmolHamMan: Rt
Herc.Nochilligan: Rt
Prada.Mama: I feel that on a deep level rtrtrtrtrt
JemMads: Rt
T. Jeffersinn: You are literally sitting next to me I can see you wearing pants
JemMads: I don't want to be
T. Jeffersinn: Then don't
JemMads: That's the smartest thing you've said all day
SmolHamMan: I want to go commando
irlANGEL: Tmi
Laflyette: I'm already commando so go for it
Theo.doe.eyes: Honestly I relate to that
Peggles: Theo Aaron said hi
Theo.doe.eyes: Hiya babe I miss you sososo much
Prada.Mama: Where are you anyway
Laflyette: ^^^ ???
Theo.doe.eyes: Oh I was shopping in town
AyAyRon: Why? Didn't? You? Tell? Me?
irlANGEL: AREN'T YOU DRIVING MY KID SIBLING SOMEWHERE
Peggles: We're in the parking lot of MD chill
irlANGEL: Lol k chill
Theo.doe.eyes: Because I'm getting something for you
Theo.doe.eyes: It's a surprise
AyAyRon: Aw honey now I need to get you something
Theo.doe.eyes: No you don't
Theo.doe.eyes: You know I don't like gifts
Herc.Nochilligan: You don't???
Theo.doe.eyes: Not really no
Theo.doe.eyes: Never saw the point
Theo.doe.eyes: Like yeah you care about me I don't need items to know
AyAyRon: She still appreciates it when I get her things though
Theo.doe.eyes: He doesn't give me the reciepts to return any of it so
Theo.doe.eyes: I don't have a choice
AyAyRon: Okay but what about that necklace I got for you?
Theo.doe.eyes: The one with that matching bracelet you have
Theo.doe.eyes: I cried when you got it for me I didn't expect it and I wear it everyday
AyAyRon: I love you so much Theodosia Provest
Theo.doe.eyes: And I love you Aaron Burr
Theo.doe.eyes: With my entire heart and thensome
Peggles: This makes me want a relationship oh my godd
Herc.Nochilligan: I'm choking up you two are so adorable
irlANGEL: Aaron and Theo win the most romantic relationship award
SmolHamMan: Wait is this a competition now
T. Jeffersinn: Why was I not informed I don'r understand
JemMads: Tom we aren't that romantic let it go
Laflyette: Are there other awards?
irlANGEL: Of course
irlANGEL: Example being the Schuylers
Peggles: We win the best sibling relationship
Prada.Mama: You guys are the only siblings here
Elizard: Default win
Prada.Mama: Fair
irlANGELICA: Most aesthetically pleasing relationships
Herc.Nochilligan: No offense but that's us even before we were actually together
J. Laur: That's true
J. Laur: We did aesthetically sappy things all the time
Laflyette: bowlingbabes.png
Peggles: WHEN DID YOU GO BOWLING W H A T
SmolHamMan: Two, three weeks ago????
Laflyette: It was really fun I enjoyed it
J. Laur: He only says that cuz he won
Elizard: Who took second place?
Herc.Nochilligan: Alex
Herc.Nochilligan: He's scary good I was worried
J. Laur: Hercules lost
Laflyette: He's still bitter to this day
irlANGEL: This picture is so aesthetically pleasing though like
Theo.doe.eyes: Look at Lafayette's eye makeup
Peggles: Hercules is just HOLDING BOTH ALEX AND JOHN WHAT
Elizard: I vote them the most aesthetically pleasing
irlANGEL: RT
Peggles: RT
Prada.Mama: Nobody objects to this I cannot believe
J. Laur: Ha suck it
SmolHamMan: That's immature John
irlANGEL: Very
irlANGEL: Next award: Most tame couple
Laflyette: Oh that's Thomas and James definitely
AyAyRon: James has this leash on Thomas and he always listens whenever things get out of hand
T. Jeffersinn: That's not particularly true
JemMads: It's pretty accurate
JemMads: Somebody name a time
J.Laur: Remember like three days ago in Washington's class?
J. Laur: Alexander and Thomas were arguing about hell knows what
irlANGEL: RIGHT OH MY GOD
irlANGEL: Okay so Thomas's voice just kept getting louder and louder, with Alexander to follow up
irlANGEL: And Thomas was ready to STAND ON THE DESK
irlANGEL: But James just like
irlANGEL: Patted the back of his thigh and they shared a look
J. Laur: Thomas sat down almost immediately and didn't talk until class started
Peggles: Why do I not have those classes with you
Elizard: You weren't interested in the class and you're a year younger than us
Elizard: I can't believe I missed this though I'm upset
Theo.doe.eyes: Aaron why don't you tELL ME THINGS
AyAyRon: I missed this too don't worry
irlANGEL: Okay James and Thomas win the most tame award because they do that all the time tbh
irlANGEL: Now for the most sappily domestic relationship?
Elizard: The Washingtons
JemMads: That's so true it's almost sad
SmolHamMan: Summon GWash
Peggles: Washingdog
AyAyRon: Washingtonian
J. Laur: WAAASHINGTOOONNN
Herc.Nochilligan: Washywashington
Laflyette: George
JemMads: Mr. Washington
T. Jeffersinn: Washington
Elizard: Mr. Washingtonn
SmolHamMan: I'm adding Martha
SmolHamMan added Queen Martha
SmolHamMan: MARTHAAAAAA
Queen Martha: AAAALEEEXXX
Queen Martha: Hello everyone
Prada.Mama: Hi Mrs. Washington!!!
Herc.Nochilligan: MARTHA HEY
Queen Martha: Maria! Hercshire!
JemMads: Hello
Quenn Martha: Sup James
J. Laur: Ey Mrs. Washington!
Queen Martha: John, hello son
J. Laur: Ew the son card
J. Laur: Jk mom how are ya
Queen Martha: Can't complain
T. Jeffersinn: How do you know all of us?? You've never been here???
Queen Martha: But? My? Husband? Is?
Queen Martha: I read his messages to him when he's too tired to
Queen Martha: Also, congratulations on your relationship you four
Laflyette: Merci
SmolHamMan: Thanks mom
J. Laur: ^^
Herc.Nochilligan: Thank you Martha
Queen Martha: Anyway why am I here
irlANGEL: You and Washington are voted cutest domestically sappy relationship and we wanted confirmation
Queen Martha: Oh it's true I take complete pride in it
Elizard: I told you all
Elizard: Also Martha did we have homework for home ec??
Queen Martha: Do we ever?
Elizard: True
Herc.Nochilligan: Do you have anymore knitting/sewing/any patterns for me because I need more please
Queen Martha: Of course I do
Prada.Mama: Baking recipes???!!?!?!
Queen Martha: When don't I?
Prada.Mama: I love you Mrs. Washington
Queen Martha: It's Martha outside of school
Prada.Mama: Hella chill I'm liking this
Theo.doe.eyes: Martha my gurrrlll
Queen Martha: Theoooooooo
AyAyRon: We're back with the McDonalds be near the door
AyAyRon: Peggy just CATAPULTED FROM THE CAR WTF
Peggles: I'm okay
Peggles: The food is safe
Peggles: I'm coming upstairs have the door open
irlANGEL: What is wrong with you
Peggles: A lot of things but that's not important
T. Jeffersinn: Aaron I think James is gonna cry please hurry up
Queen Martha: James honey are you okay?
JemMads: I just
JemMads: Really really love McDonalds okay
T. Jeffersinn: It's his calming food
Queen Martha: I prefer Chick Fil A
Theo.doe.eyes: OKAY BUT SAME
AyAyRon: It's so far away though like
Queen Martha: Sometimes a 30 min drive is worth is if you wanna feel free
SnolHamMan: Rt
Queen Martha: Okay funny story time
Queen Martha: George just fell from the table
Queen Martha: He had fallen asleep there so I kicked his chair and
Queen Martha: He just stared at me and left the room
Washingdone: So I see you beat them to it
Queen Martha: Hello baby~~~
Washingdone: Hey doll
Laflyette: FUCK tht's so cute i cannottt
Queen Martha: Anyway can we please go out to dinner tonight
Queen Martha: You look very stressed and need a break
Washingdone: That,,, sounds very tempting
Washingdone: Help me grade papers?
Queen Martha: Already done
Queen Martha: Everyone in here did really well
Queen Martha: I really liked Angelica's topic
Queen Martha: And Alexander please chill I love my husband and he seemed ready to die
SmolHamMan: Noted
Washingdone: I am no longer here I am preparing for date night
Washingdone: Goodbye y'all
Peggles: Bye Washingdaddy!1!
Laflyette: P E G G Y
Queen Martha: That's my Washingdaddy
T. Jeffersinn: I want to d ie
irlANGEL: Ditto
J. Laur: LAFAYETTE IS CHOKING OH MY GOD
Herc.Nochilligan: I'M VVV CONCERNED
Laflyette: IMFUCKFING DONE OKAYT INVANT HANDLEB THID ANYMROE
Queen Martha: ;)