Hamilsin Squad

Herc.Nochilligan added Laflyette, Elizard, irlANGEL, Peggles, Prada.Mama, AyAyRon, Theo.doe.eyes, JemMads, and T. Jeffersinn to group chat

Herc.Nochilligan changed group name to #HelpJohnLaurens2k16

Herc.Nochilligan: Guys apparently Alex broke up with John

Laflyette: He did what-

Elizard: HE DID NOT

irlANGEL: Oh my god 

Peggles: Okay Hercules spill the beans 

Peggles: Angelica is here and it wouldn't take long for her to murder Alexander

Laflyette: Yes Hercules explain because I'm about to cut an immigrant

Herc.Nochilligan: Idk what happened all I know is I have John in my lap and he's crying into my shoulder

Herc.Nochilligan: I'm rocking with him and running my hands through his hair

Elizard: I told him specifically not to fuck up and he goes and breaks John's heart

Elizard: When I see Alexander again I'm gonna kill him

AyAyRon: Does anybody have a clue why

AyAyRon: Who talked to him last?

Elizard: I did but he said NOTHING about breaking up with him

Prada.Mama: I can't believe this is happening 

Prada.Mama: I really hope he didn't pull a thing like he did with me because I would kill him for that

Theo.doe.eyes: What happened between you two?

Prada.Mama: Multiple one night stands caused by stress on both sides

Herc.Nochilligan: Are you implying that Alexander cheated on John and then broke up with him out of guilt

T. Jeffersinn: That doesn't sound like a very Hamilton thing to do

T. Jeffersinn: He wouldn't have broken up with John if he did cheat

JemMads: Please comfort John for all of us Hercules

Herc.Nochilligan: I've gotta go

Herc.Nochilligan left the chat

Laflyette: I want to cry why is everything falling apart 

Laflyette: I just want to get my pining over with and now Alexander Hamilton throws the hugest fucking wrench into my plan 

Laflyette: Je suis tellement énervé que je ne peux plus parler anglais

Theo.doe.eyes: Laf hon

Prada.Mama: Wrong chat

Laflyette: Motherfuck

T. Jeffersinn: Again I am left in the dark

irlANGEL: Honestly this needs to end I need an explanation Lafayette

Peggles: You had plans for something I wanna know what

Theo.doe.eyes: Everybody calm down

Theo.doe.eyes: Let them speak

Laflyette: Thank you Theo

Laflyette: To shut all of you up, I'll just admit it

Laflyette: I, Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette, am in love with not only Hercules Mulligan, but also John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton

JemMads: Oh deary me this is a problem

Laflyette: You bet your ass it's a problem

Laflyette: What am I supposed to do now?

irlANGEL: Yell at Alexander obviously

Peggles: I think Eliza is beating us too it

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Elizard sent a message to group chat Ham Spam Wham Bam

Elizard: What the actual fuck Alexander.

Elizard: I am very disappointed in you.

Elizard: How DARE you break up with John, the light of your life. 

Elizard: You truly had someone special and goddamn it I can't believe you threw it away like that!

Elizard: Especially after the conversation we had yesterday. 

Elizard: You better make this right, or else I SWEAR I'll leave you too, and we're only platonic.

Elizard: You have three hours.

J. Laur: Eliza

J. Laur: Don't pressure him I'm fine

Elizard: You are not fine. Trust me, he'll fix this because it's in HIS best interest and not mine.

Elizard: How are you feeling though, dear? Anything you need?

J. Laur: Hercules has me covered actually

J. Laur: But thank you

irlANGEL: Don't hesitate to ask us for anything 

irlANGEL: And just to confirm, that does include everyone

Laflyette: John do you know where Alexander went?

Laflyette: I need to talk to him and you as well

Herc.Nochilligan: Does this talk concern me as well?

Laflyette: Yes it does

Laflyette: We are going to attempt a verbal conversation after I find Alex

Laflyette: Also Alexander, if you see this, come home. I'm not completely mad at you. 

Laflyette: I'm going to talk to you because John didn't deserve this

Laflyette: And then I'm going to help you fix this 

SmolHamMan: Thank you, Laf

SmolHamMan: And John I am so, so sorry

SmolHamMan: Hopefully I can explain why I did this when we meet in an hour or two

J. Laur: It better be a godly explanation then

SmolHamMan: It will be

SmolHamMan: I hope

SmolHamMan left the chat

Laflyette: He just walked through the door

Laflyette: Give me a moment

Laflyette left the chat

JemMads: Today is hectic as all hell

Prada.Mama: Rt

irlANGEL: It cannot get any worse than this

Herc.Nochilligan: Actually....

Theo.doe.eyes: Oh my god what is it now

Herc.Nochilligan: It's nothing just a thought

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Herc.Nochilligan sent a message to group chat Meme Dealers 2k16

Herc.Nochilligan: Peggy I kissed John okay I gotta go now bye

Peggles: No you are NOT leaving

Peggles added Theo.doe.eyes, Prada.Mama, irlANGEL, and Elizard to the group chat

Peggles: Guys help this gay shit he kissed John

Elizard: I do not want to chew somebody else out today okay

Theo.doe.eyes: That's actually a really good thing Laf will be kind of glad

irlANGEL: I'm sorry what

Herc.Nochilligan: Yeah what

Prada.Mama: So they didn't explain it to you yet Herc?

Herc.Nochilligan: Explain what to me

Theo.doe.eyes: Long story short our baguette child is a poly mess and has been pining after John and Alex forever

Prada.Mama: He wants to be in a committed relationship with all three of you

Herc.Nochilligan added J. Laur to the chat

Herc.Nochilligan: @ John read above

J. Laur: Oh my god

Elizard: Funny because Alexander is having the same problem

J. Laur: Are you telling me he broke up with me because of Gay Panic

Elizard: More like a Bisexual Anxiety yes

J. Laur: I don't know whether to be mad or relieved

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Theo.doe.eyes sent a message to group chat Slayqueens

Theo.doe.eyes: You are closer to getting the succ my friend

Laflyette: What do you mean

Theo.doe.eyes: I'll add you to the chat

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Theo.doe.eyes added Laflyette to the chat

Theo.doe.eyes: Read everything above

Laflyette: Hercules,,,

Laflyette: I'll forgive you this one time but normally I'd be so mad right now

Herc.Nochilligan: But you're still mad right?

Laflyette: Oh of course

Laflyette: You technically cheated on me and that's not something I will have

Laflyette: You're in for a tongue-lashing

Prada.Mama: Kinky

Laflyette: Very 

Peggles: Well I'm happy that was sorted out

Elizard: I need a nap

Laflyette: Alexander and I are on our way

Laflyette: Is that okay John?

J. Laur: It is

Herc.Nochilligan: I cannot wait for all of this to end

Herc.Nochilligan: Now everybody leave this is Pegshire and I's personal chat

Peggles: Scram scrublords

irlANGEL: You don't have to tell me twice

irlANGEL, Elizard, J. Laur, Theo.doe.eyes, and Prada.Mama left the chat

Herc.Nochilligan: Peggy?

Herc.Nochilligan: Thank you

Peggles: Any time