Hamilsin Squad

Laflyette sent a message to groupchat Hamilbros and Hoes

Laflyette: HERCULES MULLIGAN

Laflyette: MY PLANE LANDS IN AN HOUR AND IF YOU ARE NOT AT THE AIRPORT I S W E A R TO FUCK I WILL END YOU

Laflyette: YOU BETTER BE GETTING READY OR I'LL IGNORE YOU THE WAY YOU'RE IGNORING THESE TEXTS

J. Laur: Sorry Laf he's passed out

Laflyette: It is literally 1 PM there HOW is he still asleep

SmolHamMan: Stayed up all night rewatching the HSM series at his place

SmolHamMan: It was torture and I hated every bit of it

J. Laur: But yeah he's not gonna be up in time

Laflyette: I'm going to have to fight him when I get home 

Laflyette: This is not a drill

T. Jeffersin: Laf I'll come pick you up since nobody else was ready to offer

Laflyette: THOMAS IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND I HATE YOU ALL

Peggles: Hey I would come get you

Peggles: But for reasons that will remain unsaid, I am not trusted with any type of vehicle.

Elizard: You crashed my car into a pole

irlANGEL: You got a ticket that I had to pay off

AyAyRon: Last time I let you drive we almost died

Peggles: Okay I have made some mistakes

Peggles: I am not sorry for any of them

Washingdone: My apologies, Laf. If I had known when you were arriving I would be there.

Laflyette: It's okay Washington I don't hold anything against you

Laflyette: The others, however, I do

Laflyette: I'm talking to you Laurens and Hamilton

J. Laur: I'm trying to keep Alex from overworking and failing greatly

SmolHamMan: I am not, as you put it, "overworking"

SmolHamMan: I'm updating my blog

J. Laur: For the fifth time today so far

SmolHamMan: I have so much to say

T. Jeffersin: Thomas and I are on our way, Laf. - James

Laflyette: They're my true friends

SmolHamMan: Wait why are you even texting you're on a plane

Laflyette: I'm French I have foriegn people privileges

Laflyette: Plus we haven't taken off yet

Laflyette: And I think we're stopped at a terminal for a checky thing idk I'm not paying attention

Laflyette: A lot has happened with this plane and I just want off

irlANGEL: How are you foriegn you've lived in America for, like,,,,,,,,,,, 8+ years now???

Laflyette: I have my ways okay leave me alone

J. Laur: Oh wait Herc just woke up

J.Laur: He just asked me what time it was

J.Laur: And when I told him he fell backwards out of the chair

J.Laur: HAH he's searching for his phone

J.Laur: No wait he found it

Herc Nochilligan: OHMYGODIMSOSORRYLAFIFELLASLEEPMISSINGYOUANDBEINGREALLYEMOANDCRYINGOVERHSMOHGODIMTERRIBLEPLEASEDONTKILLME

Washingdone: Well it looks like Herc is sorry

Laflyette: Yeah you better be sorry

Laflyette: I'm French I can't handle this kind of disappointment

SmolHamMan: You can't handle anything because you're French

Herc Nochilligan: You won't be disappointed when you come home to the gifts I got you

Laflyette: I am on the verge of forgiving you

Laflyette: Merde I gotta go the attendant is coming up the aisle

Laflyette: I love you all see you soon

T. Jaffersin: Okay James and I have arrived and are currently waiting

T. Jeffersin: Beyonce is blaring and we have food with us so we'll be fine

JemMads: I actually won't be

JemMads: I think I forgot to take my allergy medicine

SmolHamMan: I didn't even know you took allerdy medicine

SmolHamMan: Hell I didn't even know you had allergies I just thought you were always really sick or something

T. Jeffersinn: Wow you're dense

JemMads: I can't even defend you Alex I'm sorry

Washingdone: Nobody can defend him now

SmolHamMan: Tfw even your favorite professor can't defend you

Herc Nochilligan: Okay that's nice but Alex and John I need you to help me clean this place up for Laf's arrival

Herc Nochilligan: Why did we have movie night at my apartment again?

J. Laur: You offered

SmolHamMan: You most certainly did, and we brought all of the snack's over

Herc Nochilligan: Okay whatever. Just help me clean up.

J. Laur: Right-o

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JemMads sent a message to groupchat Hamilbros and Hoes

JemMads: We are en route with the Frenchperson

Laflyette: YES HI HOLA BONJOUR HELLO

JemMads: They're so exciteable 

JemMads: I can see why they and Thomas get along well

Herc Nochilligan: Good because the house is clean and the idiots have left

Laflyette: I'm excited for my surprise Mulligan

Laflyette: It better be good or else

Herc Nochilligan: Trust me, it is

SmolHamMan: I agree with that statement

SmolHamMan: I wish someone would do something like that for me cough cough JOHN

J. Laur: Hey now I do things for you all the time 

J. Laur: Now YOU on the other hand

J. Laur: Let's talk about you Alexander

SmolHamMan: But how about we don't do that

irlANGEL: No no go ahead

irlANGEL: I haven't seen a roast in so long okay I need this

AyAyRon: I heard roast are we roasting now

Peggles: Oh shit fam I'm here too

Elizard: Present to see Alex spitted and roasted among an open fire

SmolHamMan: Wow now you decide to show up

JemMads: Wait hold this off until Thomas and I are ready

Laflyette: Yeah I wanna be with Herc before we get started

Laflyette: He always does a good job

Washingdone: Nobody is roasting Alexander

SmolHamMan: THANK YOU

SmolHamMan: I can always count on you, sir

Washingdone: Let me finish

Washingdone: Nobody roasts him until I'm done grading papers

Washingdone: It should take 30 minutes

JemMads: Good Thomas and I should be ready

SmolHamMan: I honestly hate each and every one of you with a BURNING passion

Peggles: ANYWAY

Peggles: Laf my nb buddy old pal I've missed you

Peggles: How was France?

Laflyette: Oh yes! France was just as magnificent as the last time I went. I bought some new clothing, visited my favorite cafe, all the usual things.

Laflyette: And spending time with my family was absolutely the best! I miss them so much, so these moments are very precious.

Laflyette: Some guys did hit on me but that's a normal part of my life.

Laflyette: How has the "Land of the Free™" been fairing since I left?

J. Laur: Terrible

J. Laur: Donald Trump is still running for president

Laflyette: Ew

J. Laur: I know

Herc Nochilligan: It's been cold in bed without you and I'm really needy

SmolHamMan: Yeah Herc invited us over and cried about you while watching Highschool Musical last night

Laflyette: Aw baaaabe

Laflyette: I'll be home very soon and then you can treat me like the royalty you know I am 

Laflyette: And then I'll treat you to something special

Laflyette: How does that sound?

Herc Nochilligan: That sounds really great actually and now I'm eager x10000

SmolHamMan: And I thought I was bad

SmolHamMan: Clearly I was mistaken

Herc Nochilligan: BOI do not get me started

Herc Nochilligan: You're lucky I have to wait to roast your ass Alex because you'd regret your existence at this very moment

Laflyette: BBY IM OUTSIDE COME GET THE DO OR

Herc Nochilligan: MY FRENCH DOLL IS HOME 

Herc Nochilligan: FUCKING FINALLY

Herc Nochilligan left the chat

T. Jeffersin: Hey y'all I'm back

T. Jeffersin: Laf just tackled Herc and now they're rolling around in the grass

JemMads: I'm very happy for them

JemMads: Even if Laf was gone for only two weeks

J. Laur: They are honestly such a cute couple it hurts

irlANGEL: It's true they're obscenely adorable

Laflyette: Aw you guys are so SWEET

Laflyette added Herc Nochilligan to the chat

Laflyette: Now let me brag about my awesome boyfriend for a second

Laflyette: This handsome man booked me a MASSAGE at my favorite spa

Laflyette: He made me a really cute blouse out of this material I like

Laflyette: I have a G I F T B A S K E T of my favorite things on my bed

Laflyette: He made reservations at the authentic French restaurant that I absolutely LOVE

Laflyette: He's taking me shopping

Laflyette: And he's carrying around for the rest of the day

Laflyette: Now tell me that's not commitment

T. Jeffersin: I....am envious

J. Laur: Herc you really did go all out hot damn

J. Laur: That's "boyfriend of the year" material

JemMads: Mulligan that's really thoughtful

AyAyRon: Where do you get the money for this sweet Jesus

Peggles: You guys make me want a relationship this isn't fair

Elizard: Honestly same Pegs

irlANGEL: That is the cutest thing I've ever heard Laf you better marry this boy someday

Laflyette: Yes yes mom

Herc Nochilligan: Aw hush

Herc Nochilligan: I'd do anything for you Laf you know that

Laflyette: Yes and I appreciate that  

Laflyette: I'm also surprised that Alex hasn't commented

J. Laur: Oh he's to busy trying to out-bf Hercules

J. Laur: He left about thirty minutes ago

Laflyette: Makes sense

Washingdone: Oh yes, welcome back to the states, Lafayette. I hope you enjoyed your vacation.

Laflyette: I did Washington, sir. Thank you.

Washingdone: Mulligan, keep up the good work.

Herc Nochilligan: I plan to, sir.

Washingdone: Now that that's been addressed when are we roasting Alexander

Washingdone: I have collected my fair share of dirt to use against him

T. Jeffersin: Oh am I excited for this

Laflyette: So am I Thomas

Laflyette: Wait Herc when's our first activity

Herc Nochilligan: In 20 actually we should get going

Laflyette: We have to hold off The Great Roasting of A.Ham™ for later I have a full night

irlANGEL: Of course

irlANGEL: Have fun you two!

Herc Nochilligan: Oh we will

Herc Nochilligan: Later everybody

Laflyette: Goodbye friends!!!

Laflyette and Herc Nochilligan left the chat

irlANGEL: Shit I have somewhere to be too bYE

irlANGEL: NOBODY TEXT ME FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF

irlANGEL left the chat

J. Laur: Who want's to bet she's on a date with Mystery Girl™?

Peggles: Me

Elizard: I do too

T. Jeffersin: Same

JemMads: ^^^

AyAyRon: I second that 

Washingdone: As do I

J. Laur: Good, so we all know not to pry, right?

J. Laur: I'm talking to you Peggy

Peggles: Laurens what the fuck I would never

Elizard: Lies and decieption

Elizard: They most definitely WOULD snoop around

Elizard: Hell they're almost as bad as Alex is

SmolHamMan: I heard my name being insulted what are you talking about

SmolHamMan: Wait no okay

SmolHamMan: Eliza you are rude

Elizard: Well it's true, and you know everybody else agrees with me.

SmolHamMan: Unfortunately

SmolHamMan: Anyways I gotta zayne

J. Laur: Same Alex and I are going out to lunch

T. Jeffersin: James and I are coming

Peggles: So are Aaron, GWash, and I

Washingdone: I have no problem with this

Elizard: I'll be there

J. Laur: Great we're meeting at our usual place

AyAyRon: T.G.I.Friday's?

SmolHamMan: Yes T.G.I.Friday's

SmolHamMan: We'll see you there

Elizard: I'll see you all in 10

JemMads: And so will we

Peggles: Food here we come!