Vive la France
Peggles sent a message to group chat Hamilbros and Hoes
Peggles: gUYS MY STOVE IS ON FIRE
Peggles: SEND HELP
irlANGEL: PEGGY WHAT THE F U C K
J. Laur: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING US CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
Peggles: YOU GUYS ARE MY EMERGENCY CONTACTS
Elizard: First off
Elizard: B r e a t h e
Elizard: Second
Elizard: There is a fire extinguisher under your sink
Peggles: T H ANK Y OU
J. Laur: Where would we be without Eliza
irlANGEL: Well Peggy would be dead
Laflyette: What is wrong with you Americans
Herc Nochilligan: You have no reason to talk okay you eat snails
SmolHamMan: Snails are really good tbh
J. Laur: Never kiss me ever again
T. Jeffersinn: Why are you guys freaking out snails are actually really good
Herc Nochilligan: Does your boyfriend kiss you with that mouth?
JemMads: Not anymore
T. Jeffersinn: But James why
JemMads: You know how easily I get sick Thomas
JemMads: And if snails are part of the reason then I'm not kissing you anymore without precautions
Laflyette: You guys are bullies
Laflyette: The French culture is amazing and our food is better
SmolHamMan: #vivelafrance
Peggles: Okay I'm back
Peggles: And also
Peggles: #AMERICAW
Laflyette: But Peggy
Laflyette: My nonbinary buddy
Laflyette: Don't do this to me
Peggles: Sorry not sorry
irlANGEL: Peggy look at what you've started
Peggles: I don't care now pick a side
irlANGEL: #vivelafrance
Peggles: wHAT
Peggles: FRANCOPHILE
Laflyette: Herc would never betray me like that ha #vivelafrance
Herc Nochilligan: H a you thought
Herc Nochilligan: #AMERICAW til the day I die
Laflyette: You're going down horse fucker
Herc Nochilligan: Didn't know you were a horse Laf
Laflyette: Well you saddle me up like one so-
AyAyRon: What did I just walk into
Herc Nochilligan: No time to explain say #AMERICAW
T. Jeffersinn: Don't do it Burr
AyAyRon: #AMERICAW
AyAyRon: Sorry but the land of the free us better
T. Jeffersinn: My Jamey would never do that
T. Jeffersinn: Isn't that right James?
JemMads: Actually
JemMads: #AMERICAW
SmolHamMan: I can't believe I ever called you a bro Madison
T. Jeffersinn: I cannot believe this
SmolHamMan: John you might as well come out now
SmolHamMan: I can hear you bouncing in the other room
J. Laur: #AMERICAW
J. Laur: SUCK IT
SmolHamMan: That's something I won't be doing for a while
Laflyette: As won't I
T. Jeffersinn: ^^^
Peggles: At least I still have my meme buddy
AyAyRon: Pegs are we set for lunch today or no
Peggles: Are we wearing our doge shirts
AyAyRon: Duh
Peggles: omw
Washingdone: I've tried so hard to avoid this chat
Peggles: Well now that you're here
J. Laur: What country do you like more?
Herc Nochilligan: The land where we dump tea and ride eagles
AyAyRon: Or the other across the sea
JemMads: Where they have no chill and have actual baguette kinks?
Peggles: Choose wisely Washington
Peggles: Everything hangs in the balance
Washingdone: #vivelafrance
JemMads: W ow
Herc Nochilligan: smh
AyAyRon: I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
SmolHamMan: THANK YOU GWASH
J. Laur: I see where you stand
Peggles: Fake as hell
irlANGEL: Thank you Washington
Laflyette: YesohmygodthankyouIhaveneverlovedanyonemoreyouarethebest
T. Jeffersinn: I can hear James screaming in the other room oh my god
Elizard: #vivelafrance
SmolHamMan: Even my wife agrees
irlANGEL: SISTER
SmolHamMan: Today is a good day
SmolHamMan: Alright France crew
SmolHamMan: No sex with the enemy or else I wish the worst on you
J. Laur: Can you even handle it
SmolHamMan: You doubt me?
J. Laur: Sorry baby boy but I have my reasons
J. Laur: Guys Alex just threw his phone across the room and locked himself in the bathroom
Laflyette: Commitment
Laflyette: Well I have no problems since I'll be home in another two days
JemMads: Guys Thomas is gonna break first
T. Jeffersinn: Oh really?
T. Jeffersinn: You really underestimate me and I'm disappointed
Elizard: It's good being single
Peggles: I can agree with that even if you are a traitor
AyAyRon: Well Theo isn't apart of this so that makes me safe
Herc Nochilligan: This will be a peace of cake
Herc Nochilligan: Am I right crew
J. Laur: ....
Herc Nochilligan: John
J. Laur: Yeah lol I can do this
JemMads: So can I
SmolHamMan: Okay now that that's settled I'm kind of hungry can we all go out for lunch
irlANGEL: AppleBee's????
Peggles: Oh my god yes pleaseee
Peggles: Burr let's go bring the meme to them
AyAyRon: I'm okay with that
Elizard: I'm coming
J. Laur: Deal
T. Jeffersinn: James and I will meet you there
Elizard: Angelica come pick me up
irlANGEL: K
Herc Nochillligan: omw
Washingdone: Can't I'm with the missus
irlANGEL: You and Martha are honestly goals tbh
SmolHamMan: True tho
Laflyette: Well while you guys are there I'm going gift shopping since I have yet to do that
SmolHamMan: Oooh I'm exciteeddd
Laflyette: You should be
Laflyette: We'll all talk later
Laflyette: Au Revoir #vivelafrancecrew
SmolHamMan: Au Revoir
T. Jeffersinn: Au Revoir
Washingdone: Au Revoir
Elizard: Au Revoir
Peggles: Okay #AMERICAWcrew Let's show them who's boss
Peggles: Just letting you know I'm disowning you if you fail so don't fail me
AyAyRon: Peggy get in the car
Peggles: Okay I'll see y'all soon