The Day of Sans
Think about it?
*Sans*
(At the park/coffee shop)
5….4....3...2...1 ok Papyrus has been quiet for too long, looking over his shoulder he saw him talking to some human female. “better not be messing with him” he mumbled to himself, some annoying humans liked to play with his brothers kindness, those were the worst kind of scumbags. He decided to listen before going over there and breaking them up, “ MAKE THEM MORE SPECTACULAR…” and he also caught “they sure are..”good. Seeing that you weren't a threat he went back to dozing off under the snow sculptures.
“BROTHER LET US GO WARM UP BEFORE WE HEAD OUT TO UNDYNE’S”
“sure… uh we can go to the coffeeshop get some’tin to drink”
He got up walking to the small shop, seeing the same woman in the window deciding to ignore it. When they entered he took a long whiff of air, smelt like coffee and books “nice”. Pap still going on about snow *even though we've already seen it*, but joining in on the conversation anyways. The monster at the counter greeted them by name, since everyone knew both the skelebros. Ringing the bell next to her for someone else's order, lucky them it was you approaching with a small smile *bet it was fake*. Unlike Sans, Papyrus was a little more… social, most humans couldn't stand him and he was the same why try to change it. A small conversation and a pun *or a few*, later she was gone and their order was ready. When they turned around to find a seat he saw everyone shuffle or cover the seat that was unoccupied next to them.
“greedy bastards”
he said under his breath so pap wouldn't hear.
Seeming uncomfortable Papyrus shifted in his feet, taking another look around suddenly perking up a bit.
“SANS I HAVE AN IDEA”
And with that Papyrus grabbed him and practically dragged him to that human females seat, not even taking a second to ask they just sat down all buddy-buddy like. She looked surprised, he was ready to hear some half baked excuse to kick them out the seat, but it never came… instead she… smiled a real one at both of them even scooting over some more to let them in. *one of the nice humans* that made him feel a lot better, the caffeine wasn't helping him at all for some reason he still ended up falling asleep to the smell of books and lavender.
Touch….Touch….Tou”AaHhH”
Something went into his eye...eye socket?
He
“shit ah man”
He jumped up covering it from further abuse, looking up to see ____ also horrified. Hearing something that sounded somewhat like an apology, he quickly got up making an excuse to leave.
“ s-kay ah kid..i'll...uh be right back, tell pap I went to the restroom”
Lucky the bathroom was empty *it's not like he needed to actually use it, skeletons didn't have a bladder*, he checked to make sure you didn't put anything in there. Feeling sure nothing was in his skull, he left seeing his brother was standing agreeing it was time to leave. Laughing at pap’s attempt to give the human female his number *not like she will ever call* , he left not even looking back, not even for his wallet.
(Phone call)
He was working on a new set of codes for alphys, when he heard his brother bounce up the stairs sounding like his own personal marching band.
“BROTHER LISTEN THAT HUMAN FEMALE AT THE COFFEE SHOP HAS FOUND YOUR WALLET WHAT A SPLENDID COINCIDENCE, HERE”
He took the phone almost skeptical, he already cancelled the credit cards. *why wait two days though*, after negotiating that she should come here he gave her his address already planning something interesting.
After a while there was a knock on his front door “perfect timing” he had just finished his work. Pulling out a drawer from his desk he reached inside to grab two tacks, throwing them over his shoulder just to see how she would respond. He didn't necessarily hate humans, but he never really trusted them either. He only tolerated the few he had to talk to during the day, and if they were worth it he’d chat but befriending them was a different thing “won’t make that mistake ever again”. Hearing her footsteps he went back to looking at papers on his desk, pretending not to notice her. That was until she practically ran into almost everything in his room, papers everywhere and a tack in her shoe she let out a string of profanities he hoped Pap didn’t hear. After helping her out of his little ‘prank’ pap came into the room.
“ MS ______ I'VE FINISHED THE SPAGHETTI IT WOULD BE AN HONOR OF YOU WOULD JOIN US”
For once he was into the idea of the human staying, something about her ticked him off just her presence in his house drove him mad she was just begging to be bullied. Let her stay over he’ll show her just what the big bad monster could do, a smile crept on his face just as she looked over *this’ll be fun*.
To Be Continued.