Bad Luck and Bad Bones

Undertale (Video Game)
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F/M
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Bad Luck and Bad Bones
Summary
You lived a nice life in the city calm and collected, until a bag of walking sex and bones entered your life and decided to fuck both you and your life up. Slowly becoming friends and maybe even more than that you decided to stick it out for the heck of it not knowing what your getting into.
Note
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The Day of Sans (part 2)

Continuation….

While pap talked about jinks and japes, he would glance at the human once in awhile she had this permanent blush on her face and looked out of it. When Paps finally addressed her, still completely out of it she have a half assed answer. So he decided one last prank would cover it, *yeah* ...but pap probably shouldn't see it so…

“ that's nice and all but bro do you mind getting me another plate, i’m so hungry I feel like I might pasta way over here”

He wanted, no needed to tease her *just a little fun*. Taking her fork and licking it clean expecting a look of pure disgust, but looking up to see her mesmerized by his tongue her blush obvious. *No way she was actually getting a kick out of this*, he swished tongue to the right her eyes followed to the left even more enraptured. The more he looked at her the more his magic seemed to spark. Just as he gained composure of himself, pap came back “sheesh must be losing it, or some’tm”. They somehow managed to strike up a conversation about Mettaton, along time ago he chose respect paps life choices *even if he was a selfcentered bag of bolts*.

When the conversation turned into her leaving he followed them to the door, as nice as a human as she seemed, he doesn't trust easy.

“better put her straight” he murmured himself.

When Pap went upstairs he finally had a golden chance, he forced her close practically growling out.

“listen you seem nice and all but, if you do anything to hurt my bro..”

Making sure he had her full attention he grabbed her face, trying to make the point stick.

“ i won't hesitate to eat. you .capiche.”

Aside from her seemingly always appearing blush she nodded, she wasn't scared? No she was getting a ride out of this. *what type of sick freak*,he let her go part furious and part interested. If he didn't scare her off completely he hoped she came back, but they usually don't. Which is a good thing “look out for your own kind” some bastard of a human told him.

“BROTHER”.

“yeah paps”

“I...I REALLY LIKED THAT HUMAN, I HOPE SHE DOES COME AGAIN ONE DAY”

“heh, for once me to”

“ OH THAT'S SPLENDID NYEH”

That night he dreamt about a fairy with no face running in a bleak cave, telling him to try and catch her. But he was always to slow never being able to, and when he did get his bones around her she disappeared with a giggle waking him up.

“what the hell”.

(Your POV)
(next day)

Waking up was a drag your alarm clock buzzing in your ear whatever lame new trendy song was hitting the charts. Looking at the monstrosity in the mirror hair and makeup everywhere you sighed, you always washed your makeup off were you that tired? Then it hit you everything that happened, as morning fog drifted away and you were finally awake. You remembered all the things he did to you, not even in a direct way *was he f-flirting, or just trying to mess with you. Did you make him mad or something* “no we're both adults we can settle this”. You tried playing cool until you remembered what he said, this would be a good time to take a nice long cold shower.

Heading out the door making sure you had all your things, seeing it was clear you left. While walking you had subconsciously taken the shortcut through the park once again. The snow still great and maybe even more sculptures had appeared, meaning that….

“OH MS _____ , HELLO ONCE AGIAN.

Came a starky skeleton barreling towards you, with a child in his hands.

“______ IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, PLEASE MEET MY BEST FRIEND FRISK”.

He then pushed the child in his gloved hands closer, them giving you a small wave.

“hello n-nice to meet you”

They flashed a nice smile back, grinning extra hard towards you. You laughed looking back at Papyrus grinning even harder, letting out little nyeh’s.

“as much as I'd love to hang out with you guys, I have an online meeting to attend sorry.

“IT'S ALL RIGHT EVERYONE MUST WORK NOW AND THEN, I MYSELF WORK TWO JOBS.

“two, that's sounds complicated what do you do”?

“I'M GLAD YOU ASKED”

He put the child known as ‘frisk’ down striking a pose. Them hiding behind Papyrus copying the same poses he did. You couldn't help but laugh, trying to hide it.

“I PROTECT THE KING AND QUEEN WHEN THEY GO TO OFFICIAL MEETINGS BUT THAT IS RARE, SO I ALSO HELP THE QUEEN WITH HER FLOWER SHOP BUT TODAY I HAVE THE DAY OFF”

“wow impressive, how about after I finish my meeting I'll come and play with you guys eh.

“OH WOULD YOU THAT WOULD BE MAGNIFICENT, WOULDN'T IT FRISK”?

The child nodded, moving her hands *oh sign language* and Papyrus nodding with her.

“WELL LET ME WALK YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION THEN”.

“No I'm just going to the coffee shop it's not to far, I can make it”.

“what if I take ya doll”

Your muscles froze and not just because of the weather, he had snuck up on you, feeling like he does that a lot you turned around. The somewhat average high skeleton in his signature clothes, hands is his pocket with a lazy grin.

“OH THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THEN ME AND FRISK CAN GO BACK TO MAKING SNOW SCULPTURES.

Then they left once again leaving you and sans alone,*great*.

“Welp let's go doll, I don't like leaving them alone for too long”.

With that he turned and started walking towards the coffee shop, making you try to play catch up after calling for him to slow down, *he's awfully fast for such a big guy*. He stopped and turned to you, giving off an annoyed vibe.

“wait I can go by myself you don't need to bother, please.

“Hey, I said I'd do it now be a good girl and let me do my job”.

He's so..so pushy even when he looks calm he spits venom, and he used those words again even putting emphasis on them. A not so hidden blush appeared on your face making you turn away.

“Heh you're not good at hiding that, ya know. And it always seems to turn up when I'm near, or do you do that for everyone.

You couldn't face him, your blush becoming even worse.

“look at me….I said look at me”

Slowly you faced him his grin even harder, as he licked his canines a growl emitting from him.

“good girl….hmmm if you listen to me this might actually be fun, welp here's your stop.

When you looked up he was right, you were right at the coffee shop.

“how”?

But he had already left, not a monster in sight. Dazed you entered the shop forgetting to even order anything you got in the call line. After a long discussion about the new book you finally got sent a copy, your good friend sending a little post it saying “be careful ;)”. Whatever that meant, when you finally got it you realised why. Smut it's top genre was smut great, even the cover was very...um provocative.

“exactly what I need”.

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