The Day of New Feelings?
Well this is great.
You were once again dragged by your dumb conscience into another awkward situation, *just great* you mentally scolded yourself feeling tenser as the time went by. The two brothers sat on the opposite side of you chatting away, while you zoned out only realizing they were talking to you when it got quiet.
“Sorry what”?
You said meekly
“WELL WHAT'S YOUR OPINION WHICH IS BETTER JINKS OR JAPES”
The topic catching you off guard you let out a giggle, truthfully you didn't know the difference, did it really matter?
“ i don't know aren’t they both equally great”?
Hoping it will appease Papyrus you let a small smile slip.
“THEY CAN'T BE EQUAL, ONE IS CLEARLY MORE SUPERIOR”
“ that's nice and all but bro do you mind getting me another plate, i’m so hungry I feel like I might pasta way over here”
He said with a wink your way, not fazed you replied
“yeah Sans I worry… you need to put some meat on your bones”
You gave a saucy wink back trying to beat him at his own game, Papyrus let out a frustrated groan before getting up.
“ I'LL GET UP ONLY SO I WON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOUR TERRIBLE PUNS”
With that he left to the kitchen leaving you and sans alone together, again *oh boy*
“ your jokes are pretty cheesy huh sans”
This time a much gruffer voice came from him
“heh just a little, but it’s inpastable to beat me”
In a swift movement his boney hands had gotten a hold of your fork twirling it like it was some sort of toy, but before you could even reach for it he parted his teeth letting a light blue, slimy appendage slip out slowly, it stretching all around your fork licking it to the base. A droplet slipping down onto his fingers, making you shiver a lump in your throat forming as he licked it clean. A hard blush now on your face as you tried to steady your breathing, he quickly put your fork back going back to his relaxed state, as Papyrus walked into the room a full plate of spaghetti in hand.
“SORRY IF IT TOOK LONG, I HAD TO REHEAT IT TO THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE FOR EATING NYEH”
He said matter of factly, trying not to look at sans, you looked straight at Papyrus giving him your best innocent smile.
“well thank you so much for the dinner Papyrus it was… interesting but not bad,and it's getting late and I have to turn in for the night rest my batteries, you know”
After a moment of silence, he went all wide eyes staring at you like he had seen a ghost.
“ _____ W..WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO ALSO BE A ROBOT”?
“No no I meant it figuratively like I need to sleep”
“OH… WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT, IF YOU WERE A ROBOT YOU AND MY BOYFRIEND, METTATON WOULD HAVE A LOT IN COMMON”
Now that you couldn't believe he knew thee Mettaton, the first famous monster above ground and he’s Papyrus’ boyfriend. I mean it would explain a lot and Papyrus doesn't seem like the type to lie, but that's a hard truth to swallow.
“wow that's cool that you know the most famous monster like ever wait… you said boyfriend like dating-dating”
The thought of a skeleton and a robot in a bed together, giving a whole new shade of red to your face, *why'd you have to think of that*.
“YEP HE IS DATING YOURS TRULY, THOUGH I AM LUCKY ENOUGH TO KNOW HIM”
“ that wouldn't be a problem now would it _______,”
Sans spoke in his gruff voice meaning to come off as menacing his tone a warning, *he's protecting his little brother…how cute*.
“No I'm totally fine with it, I am never one to judge”
You said matter of factly placing your hands on your hips, he shrugged and closed his eyes leaning back against the chair.
“WELL IF YOU MUST REST YOUR HUMAN BODY I SUGGEST YOU DO GET GOING HOME, BEFORE IT GETS ANY DARKER FOR IT IS DANGEROUS TO DRIVE IN THE DARK NYEH”
even though you already new this you agreed anyways, getting your purse Papyrus leading you to the door with sans following.
“WELL _____ I DO HOPE YOU WILL COME OVER AGAIN, IT WAS FUN EATING WITH YOU”
“i also enjoyed it and would love to come back if you'll have me over”?
“OF COURSE NYEH”
“well you have my number so just call… oh that reminds me I left my phone in Sans room”
“AND AS THE GOOD FRIEND I AM I SHALL GO RETRIEVE IT FOR YOU”
And like that he bolted up the stairs to go get it *so sweet*, And while you were reminiscing you forgot about the skeleton right in front of you. He was close enough that you could feel warm air radiate off him, as he grabbed your shirt sleeve forcing you even closer to him.
“ listen you seem nice and all but, if you do anything to hurt my bro..”
He grabbed you by the chin, pulling you close so you were face to face, his once light pupils now gone in a fade of pure menacing black.
“ i won't hesitate to eat. you .capiche.”
He finished his sentence by rolling his tongue across his incredibly sharp fangs, a tough growl rumbling out of him punctuating what he meant. Mouth suddenly going dry you could only nod in agreement.
“heh good girl”
He let go of your arm going back to his relaxed smile,not knowing why but those two words together, hit you like a wave slowly repeating in your head. Lucky Papyrus finally came back *after what felt like an eternity*, you drove away saying goodbyes heading home into an empty highway. Rubbing your thighs together, you couldn't deny the wet feeling in between your legs as those two words rang in your head.
Sigh “just great”.