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Gaylo.Ren: Can I put down on my resume I'm a supportive friend with a great attitude.

FireIsDangerousChildren: that is the second biggest lie you've ever told

Gaylo.Ren: what's the first

FireIsDangerousChildren: that you've always been 100% gay

Gaylo.Ren: Eliza

FireIsDangerousChildren: you had the hots for Alex don't fukgin lie to me

Gaylo.Ren: ELIZA HE’S IN THIS CHAT SHUT THE UP FUCK

MommaDuck: yeah but for the last month he hasn't spoken. He'll neither have the other nine. They're rarely in classes as well.

Gaylo.Ren: I noticed that too. Where'd the gays go

OuiOuiAsshat: Laf told me that there were some issues they needed to work with off of the phones

MommaDuck: shit what's that mean

SinnersAndTheSaints: No clue. Aaron said he couldn't be available to take Theo Jr. bc of the issues to they have to be something really big.

TheFuckAreYou: wait you really don't know?

MommaDuck: not a clue

TheFuckAreYou: Alex had a big breakdown and they had a talk and decided they needed to deal with any problems in their relationship.

PayThePiper: AYE THEY TOLD THE FORGOTTEN AND NOT THE MAINS

MotherFuckStick: WE’RE IMPORTANT

dont: well it ain't happening again nice going idiots.

PayThePiper: I DID NOTHING

MotherFuckStick: IM INNOCENT

FrenchiestFry: hate to interrupt but

FrenchiestFry: Alex is asleep and Lee is staring at him with the cutest face an d

KING: is it the ‘holy f u CK im dating this guy face’?

Seaberries: yeah it is

KING: take photos please I l ove that face

ZeroToHero: are we gonna gloss over the fact like Maria liked Alex orrrr???

Gaylo.Ren: ITS A LONG STORY. ASK MY BROTHER. ITS WHY I HATE HIM

PayThePiper: ITS IN THE PAST MARIA. IVE MOVED ON.

Gaylo.Ren: EXPLAIN YOUR FUCKING USER THEN

MommaDuck: I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YALL WENT

dont: it was said earlier. We needed to figure some shit out.

Gaylo.Ren: imma knock on your door in like five minutes. Please let me in. I need to talk to Alex, asleep or not.

dont: okay?

Gaylo.Ren: thanks. Please don t talk to us for a while as well

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HamAndCheese: ahem

HamAndCheese: Maria and I are both problematic

HamAndCheese: so please do ignore us for the next few days unless we told you to give us love

HamAndCheese: also @ dick #2 your plan worked good job.

PayThePiper: wait no it wasn't supposed to please tell me Maria is okay

Gaylo.Ren: Jay, be safe. You're really sweet and kind and my brother is not at all.

FireIsDangerousChildren: ‘ria,,,,,,

Gaylo.Ren: I don't like knowing this okay. I'm going to be a support but,,,I don't like this.

PayThePiper: Maria please I'm sorry

Gaylo.Ren: should have thought about that before you did what you did.

PayThePiper: Alex are you gonna tell the others

HamAndCheese: don't have a choice.

dont: Alex

HamAndCheese: soon okay. I promise.

MommaDuck: ,,,,,

best: Alexander are you alright?

HamAndCheese: I’ll be fine sir. Just don't worry too much. I'll fix everything.

TheFuckAreYou: Jamie what did you do

PayThePiper: You'll know soon enough.

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MommaDuck: remember when the biggest issue was who's shoelaces looked best?

TheFuckAreYou: yeah.

MommaDuck: where are you Jay I want to help

TheFuckAreYou: Currently at the spot.

MommaDuck: honey

TheFuckAreYou: I'm sorry…

MommaDuck: don't be I'm here it's okay.

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HamAndCheese: Time to clear everything up for everyone.

HamAndCheese: As you know, James Reynolds is the bane of my existence. He's the reason I don't ever feel safe. Well Eliza wasn't,,,raped by a random man. That was James Reynolds.

HamAndCheese: well that wasn't enough apparently. H e go t me too. An d now I'm facing the same fate as Eliza. I'm gonna have a baby.

HamAndCheese: I don't know what I'm gonna do with it. That's all.

Washingmom: I'm getting Adrienne, Theo, and my dog. We're on our way hon.

HamAndCheese: thanks.

dont: Alex why didn't you tell us sooner?

HamAndCheese: I wasn't going to tell anyone at first. But then Maria started taking to me and I needed to let it out.

dont: we're gonna come over, is that okay?

HamAndCheese: mhmm.

Gaylo.Ren: James Rynolds is in custody of the police. Mr. Washington, any friends of yours wanna stand for Alex?

best: I will myself.

HamAndCheese: thanks…

FireIsDangerousChildren: , , ,

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