TGTS ; Team Gay Turkey Squad
HamAndCheese: Laf is abt to die wish him farewell
FrenchiestFry: why are you so worried abt this.
HamAndCheese: bc I am emotionally unbalanced
FrenchiestFry: you aren't worried about Thomas
HamAndCheese: he knows what he's doing.
dont: daddy is such a kinky word
HamAndCheese: John what
dont: have rolley chair races all you want fuckers I'm enjoying fucking many people
HamAndCheese: why did I let your stupid freckled face convince me to date you
dont: OW
KING: j o h n
dont: what
dont: oh rite. Aight gtg meme team
Washingmom: I shouldn't have become a teacher. I should have gone into government.
best: right beside you Martha
HamAndCheese: but then we wouldn't have our beloved Washingmom and Washing#daddy
Washingmom: he's so stressed right now what have you boys done
Gaylo.Ren: #washing#daddy
HamAndCheese: oh hey Maria
Gaylo.Ren: I'm gonna force you into my apartment and we're watching Star Wars
HamAndCheese: mk
Gaylo.Ren: I love us
HamAndCheese: same
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Gaylo.Ren: ngl Han Solo and Kylo Ren are both vvvvvv gay
HamAndCheese: yeah but Han loved a good man. Kylo loves the equivalent of a nazi.
Gaylo.Ren: don't hate Hux bc you ain't him okay.
HamAndCheese: I’ll hate whoever the fuck I want
FireIsDangerousChildren: ^ Alexander in a nutshell
HamAndCheese: FIGHT ME
FireIsDangerousChildren: Maria calm him down
Gaylo.Ren: on it
Lee.The.Bee: hey Eliza, queen of all clubs, who runs the GSA
FireIsDangerousChildren: Ben Franklin and his boyfriend Henry Knox
Lee.The.Bee: YOURE WRONG. ITS HIS FIANCÉ
FireIsDangerousChildren: OH SHIT ((OH SHIT)) FR?
Lee.The.Bee: yep Henry proposed during today's meeting
FireIsDangerousChildren: A W W
FireIsDangerousChildren added TurkeySquad and TeamGay to the chat
FireIsDangerousChildren: BENNY! HENRY! MY BOYS
TeamGay: MOM
TurkeySquad: MOM IN LAW! WERE ENGAGED
FireIsDangerousChildren: I KNOW! CONGRATS! IM SO PROUD
HamAndCheese: Eliza who are these people
FireIsDangerousChildren: Henry was my neighbor for like 16 years. Ben moved in the year I moved out and idk we've been chill ever since
HamAndCheese: Well hi I’m Alexander and I'm a mess
Gaylo.Ren: I'm Maria and I'm Eliza’s mess
TurkeySquad: !!!! Maria !!!! I've heard a lot abt you !!!!
Gaylo.Ren: he uses excessive exlimation points I like him
TeamGay: i like him too
FireIsDangerousChildren: yay! I missed having an odd number!
HamAndCheese: but we had an odd number before you added them
FireIsDangerousChildren: yeah but it was awkward. Now!!! We have an odd number because of two idiots I really love
TurkeySquad: btw the founding fathers were gay
TeamGay: gdi
HamAndCheese: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME
HamAndCheese: especially like , , , the revolutionaries. V gay vibes there
TurkeySquad: Mom-in-law why didn't you tell me Alex existed he's gr9
Gaylo.Ren: aaaaa now he's crying holy shit this is kinda cute
TurkeySquad: wait what
Gaylo.Ren: there have been some issues lately and Alex just needs constant pronoun reassurance so when new people use he/him he just gets really really happy.
TurkeySquad: aight. But I hhhaaaave to meet you two sometime you guys seem awesome
Gaylo.Ren : wait until you meet the rest
TeamGay: the rest?
KING: ALEX I AM HOME NOW
HamAndCheese: o m w
KING: WHOOP I ALSO HAVE HERC
HamAndCheese: !!!!! THIS MEANS STRANGER THINGS
KING: Y EAH
TeamGay: wait is that
KING: sup Knox
TeamGay: g d i I thought I got rid of you.
KING: NOPE
TeamGay: fuck
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FireIsDangerousChildren: succ
Seaberries: Eliza what
FireIsDangerousChildren: exactly
WhoGaveYouTheRight: I always miss shit when I'm busy
CurrentlyDyingThanks: MOM
MagentaIsAColorAlex: MOM
WhoGaveYouTheRight: BOYS
HamAndCheese: I'm dying please help Peggy
WhoGaveYouTheRight: shouldn't like Adrienne, Theo, Angie, Eliza, Martha, or even ducking Dolley help?
HamAndCheese: p e g g y
WhoGaveYouTheRight: alright alright I'm on my way
HamAndCheese: YA Y
MommaDuck: wait why am I in that group
WhoGaveYouTheRight: bc you're his mom
MommaDuck: yeah okay true.
TurkeySquad: IKEA is bullshit and I'm not building this bookshelf. I can buy a nicer one at furniture store
TeamGay: you're gonna build the damn bookshelf and like it
TurkeySquad: fffiiiinnneee
HamAndCheese: Eliza stop having cooler friends than me
FireIsDangerousChildren: succ
HamAndCheese: Maria
FireIsDangerousChildren: shit how'd u know
HamAndCheese: I just know