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Going Home

HamAndCheese: Eliza I want a photo of my children

FireIsDangerousChildren sent the file CatDog.png to the group

HamAndCheese: thank

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PayThePiper created a new group chat

PayThePiper renamed the group ‘The Forgotten Ones’

PayThePiper added TheFuckAreYou and MotherFuckStick to the group

PayThePiper: i hate all of them.

TheFuckAreYou: You hate everyone. Even me.

PayThePiper: Yeah true. But them the most.

MotherFuckStick: Angelica refuses to let us leave. And Alexander is just a dick so I doubt he’d let us go either

PayThePiper: They named me Dick #2. Who the hell is the first one.

MotherFuckStick: Either me or Mr. Schyuler

TheFuckAreYou: Im gonna ask

PayThePiper: NO

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TheFuckAreYou: Who’s Dick #1 btw

PayThePiper: jfc

MommaDuck: Aaron

TheFuckAreYou: Wait really?

MommaDuck: Yeah. It was a joke and then the list sorta

MommaDuck: happened

FireIsDangerousChildren: ALEX!!! YOUR SON!!! HAS!!! ADOPTED!!!! A MOUSE!!!!

HamAndCheese: What the fuck

FireIsDangerousChildren sent the file !!!!!!!!!!!.png to the group

FireIsDangerousChildren: HE’S CUDDLING WITH A MOUSE

HamAndCheese: im disowning him

FrenchiestFry: Alex you can’t disown our son

HamAndCheese: Im disowning him until we get home tomorrow

FrenchiestFry: Yeah okay.

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FrenchiestFry: im gonna punch her

Gaylo.Ren: I dont know who it is but please do

WhoGaveYouTheRight: please dont

MagentaIsAColorAlex: dont actually she’s really rich and can get you sent straight to France with no chance of coming back

FrenchiestFry: im gonna punch her

Gaylo.Ren: who and why

FrenchiestFry: This bitch Marie Antoinette. She’s a snob and she insulted Alex.

WhoGaveYouTheRight: PUNCH HER! PUNCH HER!

HamAndCheese: I’m fine tho?? She didnt insult me at all??

FrenchiestFry: She insulted me with what she said to you

HamAndCheese: Babe ily but please dont

FrenchiestFry: ily2 so i wont

HamAndCheese: nice

Gaylo.Ren: I hate you so much.

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KING: im gonna fuck Adam Lambert

Seaberries: same tbh

Gaylo.Ren: Id fuck him and im gay

KING: isnt he gay tho

Gaylo.Ren: he’s said he’s bi-curious kinda

Gaylo.Ren: i have a chance

Seaberries: Did you guys watch the ‘For Your Entertainment’ video?

KING: yes I did and i think that’s what made me gay

User.Name: can i remind everyone it’s two in the morning and we have a really long drive tomorrow

KING: yes. But we dont care.

User.Name: dont make me wake up James for this

KING: shit okay we’re sleeping

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HamAndCheese: IHOP’s criss-croissants are literally just eggs in waffles

ZeroToHero: why is that the first thing you type this morning

HamAndCheese: I watched the add before I slept and I dreamt about how stupid it was

ZeroToHero: Leave it to you.

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Help me pack please

ZeroToHero: omw

HamAndCheese: I would but laf and lee are asleep and i just wanna stare at them

ZeroToHero: Pics

HamAndCheese: On it

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Seaberries: HOME

dont: IM GOING TO SLEEP WHOS GONNA JOIN ME

Lee.The.Bee: ME

HamAndCheese: ily all sm

ZeroToHero: english

HamAndCheese: IM REALLY GAY FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT GAY

ZeroToHero: thx

HamAndCheese: hypocrite.

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