Monticello Or Bust
MagentaIsAColorAlex: How socially unacceptable is it to break down my own door
HamAndCheese: I mean it’s your door
MagentaIsAColorAlex: y eah b ut
MommaDuck: off topic but Thomas last time I was at Monti i remember you like
MommaDuck: not having an actual kitchen?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Yeah but
MagentaIsAColorAlex: WHO NEEDS A KITCHEN WHO YOU HAVE A ROOM WHERE YOU CAN ONLY SIT AND DRINK TEA AND NOTHING ELSE
MagentaIsAColorAlex: My parents suck at doing anything right. This is one of the higher-ups
MagentaIsAColorAlex: OH ALSO I MAY HAVE SERVANTS? I DONT NEED THEM BUT MY PARENTS FORCE THEM TO BE THERE???
MagentaIsAColorAlex: But they’re cool. We’ve got Mei who is french and baller, Diane who is basically my better mom and Dennis who’s the butler dude and he’s a huge Batman fan.
HamAndCheese: Jfc your parents
MagentaIsAColorAlex: but fr they’ll love you guys
MommaDuck: If I wasn't AroAce i’d marry Mei tbh
MommaDuck: best woman 10/10
FrenchiestFry: you said she’s French?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: yeah and I don't mean you French. She does the whole ‘I am right no?’ thing and says Oui all the time and uses z’s and is just
MagentaIsAColorAlex: very fucking French
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Oh and Alex, Diane speaks Spanish so well it’s almost as if it’s her first language
HamAndCheese: YES TWO FOREIGN SPEAKERS I CAN BEFRIEND
User.Name: Okay is no one confused as to when Angie was at Monticello?
MommaDuck: that's for me to know and you to never find out Burr
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CurrentlyDyingThanks: wait i just wanted a nap where did you all go
Lee.The.Bee: Half of us are outside being idiots, the other more sensible half are building a fort
dont: listen, the sensible people are outside. The idiots are making a fort.
Lee.The.Bee: well we were gonna watch The Princess Bride with you all but now maybe not
dont: waIT I TAKE IT BaaCK. MOVE ASIDE FUCKERS IM COMING IN
HamAndCheese: the things you have done for that movie john. How are you not in jail
dont: listen, i just. I really love this movie.
HamAndCheese: You almost killed the video store guy when he said it was ten bucks to renew it
dont: IT WAS WORTH MORE THAN TEN
HamAndCheese: DOESN'T MEAN YOU PAY FIFTY BUCKS TO RENEW IT FOR A WEEK
FrenchiestFry: ooh I remember that.
ZeroToHero: We stopped watching it after that. It became banned.
dont: well now it’s starting and fuck you all this movie is the best.
KING: Ive been betrayed for the sake of a movie
dont: you still have Alex
KING: Yeah but we’re against Herc and Laf, we will diE
CurrentlyDyingThanks: What are you even doing outside
KING: A weird mix of paintball, capture the flag, and monopoly
HamAndCheese: Yes and we’re currently loosing
KING: shi t we are
HamAndCheese: I’m hiding so you have to shoot laf
KING: damn
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dont: I’m stealing Dennis from you he’s awesome
MagentaIsAColorAlex: he is !! I feel sorry he has to put up with my parents crap
HamAndCheese: Im dumping you all and marrying Diane okay she’s the best person e v e r
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Hon she’s gayer than all of us combined that wont work
HamAndCheese: I’ll make it fugin work she’s perfection.
User.Name: Ive been watching Laf and Mei have a conversation in French for a good two hours now.
User.Name: It’s really cute bc Mei asks like a question or something and Laf turns rlly red and starts rambling on and on
Seaberries: He has no clue Aaron and I are watching him like fr he thinks it’s just him and Mei
HamAndCheese: Yell ‘Las Belle Femme’
User.Name: Last time I did something like this nothing good happened
HamAndCheese: I promise this time it’s fr. They love being called that it’s super cute.
HamAndCheese: I said that once just bc, and they just got majorly blushy and flustered it was the best
User.Name: jjfffccc
Seaberries: Aaron said it and Laf jumped and then turned and stuttered out “Where the hell did you learn that?”
User.Name: THEY RE SO RED AND MEI IS LAUGHING
Seaberries: This is an amazing revelation
FrenchiestFry: You know I was having a nice talk about why I loved you guys and now im just gonna talk shit
Seaberries: Oh really?
User.Name: Alex, love, how do you ask someone for privacy?
HamAndCheese: vie privée s'il vous plaît
HamAndCheese: Why do you need privacy
HamAndCheese: OH WAIT
HamAndCheese: Yeah okay Mei just walked into the library laughing and squealing
HamAndCheese: Be safe children
MagentaIsAColorAlex: I didn’t condone these acts
HamAndCheese: Sure as hell did last night
MagentaIsAColorAlex: SH UTTT IT