Team Valor
Seaberries: I just got lectured about how pre-marital sex is the worst kind of sin
Seaberries: and I asked about gay pre-marital sex
Seaberries: I got a high five from the dean, and another lecture about how being gay is wrong
Seaberries: so then I casually mentioned my nine boyfriends I wasn't cheating on
Seaberries: and now I'm being lectured about how Christianity is the only true religion and morman isn't a holy practice
Washingmom: wait why is Dolley there
Seaberries: she has to supervise me or whatever
Seaberries: she’s cool though. She's also about to explode from trying not to laugh.
HamAndCheese: what if I cut my hair
Seaberries: wait what?
HamAndCheese: not super short but just short-er
Seaberries: nooo but you hair is beautiful
HamAndCheese: yeah but
dont: ALE X DO NOT
HamAndCheese: I PROPBABLY WONT
dont: GOOD
dont: IVE SEEN YOu WITH SHORT HAIR AND IT WAS NICE B u T
dont: IT WASNT THE RIGHT LENGTH FOR THE THING
HamAndCheese: O shoot i forgot abt when my short hair caused those issues
FrenchiestFry: that short hair was pissing me off a lot mk i like the ~*~noises~*~
MommaDuck: You are all terrible horrible sinners
FrienchiestFry: u know it
Seaberries: HEY Dolley wants in the chat.
Washingmom: YES YES YES. we have so many people. YES YES YES.
Seaberries added SquareUpPunk to the chat
SquareUpPunk: SUP
SquareUpPunk: IM GONNA GUESS WHO ALL IS HERE BY USER NAMES
SquareUpPunk: Okay so Seaberries is obvi Sam, Washingmom is Martha(MY BAE), best is my bae’s husbando the pu NK
Best: ???
SquareUpPunk: fight me. anY WAY. HamAndCheese is my little Alexander bear, FrenchiestFry is most def Laffy Taffy and ZeroToHero cant be anyone but Herc
HamAndCheese: You caught us
SquareUpPunk: MagentaIsAColorAlex is probs TJeffs and CurrentlyDyingThanks is JMads and I’m gonna go with User.Name is Burr
User.Name: yeah
SquareUpPunk: we got the sisters, MommaDuck being Angie, FireIsDangerousChildren being Eliza, and WhoGaveYouTheRight being Peggles
MommaDuck: yoyo it us
SquareUpPunk: and everyone else is unimportant.
KING: H U R T
HamAndCheese: I will not let my husband be treated this way
SquareUpPunk: w a I t
SquareUpPunk: I KNEW SAMMY HAD MORE BUT DONT TELL ME ITS U
HamAndCheese: ME JOHN LAF HERC JAMES THOMAS AARON LEE AND GEORGIE ARE ALL DATING SAM YES
SquareUpPunk: H OLLLY SHIT
SquareUpPunk: that's a new low lmao
Washingmom: DOLLEY
SquareUpPunk: ANYONE DATING FAKE ROYALTY IS A NEW LOW
KING: IM NOT FAKE ROYALTY. I WAS IN LINE FOR THE THRONE UNTIL I WAS LIKE A YEAR OLD BC MY MOM DECIDED TO MOVE ME HERE
HamAndCheese: Wait you’re like
HamAndCheese: Actual royalty?
KING: yeah
Seaberries: Wait you didn’t know this?
HamAndCheese: I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR SHOW
Seaberries: Nah he’s real royalty
HamAndCheese: AHHHA THATS AWESOME
KING: you know it babe
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Seaberries: I walk into class expecting something normal on the last day before spring break and see Mrs.Washington laying on the desk while yelling
Seaberries: loving being a theater major rn
MagentaIsAColorAlex: We’re still going to Monticello for spring break right?
HamAndCheese: mhm. Speaking of which, I should prooobably pack.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: no rush. I still have no fuckkng clue where you guys are gonna sleep
MagentaIsAColorAlex: there's like two bedrooms, one is mine and I can't fit and the other is James’ alone bc he called dibs
CurrentlyDyingThanks: what about like
CurrentlyDyingThanks: we just use the parlor in the same way Alex used his living room before we moved in?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: but i like not having people in the parlor
CurrentlyDyingThanks: Listen the only places other than that are the library or the south square room and no one can fit in either of those places
MagentaIsAColorAlex: hhhhhj fine we can stay the parlor BUT I will force everyone to not wear shoes
HamAndCheese: you sound like rich assholes
MagentaIsAColorAlex: we're literally talking about a mansion my parents bought me when I was fourteen
HamAndCheese: you were that young?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: they ran out of gift ideas
CurrentlyDyingThanks: are your parents and the homophobic asses gonna be there
MagentaIsAColorAlex: nah they’re in like Hawaii or something
HamAndCheese: you, a very openly gay human being, have homophobic parents?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: I don't like them or their views and so my life goal is pissing them off.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Pretty sure they’re racist too
HamAndCheese: nice
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Seaberries: mother fucking mystic taking our gym
Lee.The.Bee: with an OP ass diglet too. How rude.
ZeroToHero: VALOR WILL RULE ALL
HamAndCheese: how about instead of worrying about the Pokemon gym, you help me pack
ZeroToHero: but
HamAndCheese: help me pack. Then I'll help you fight the gym
ZeroToHero: DEAL
FireIsDangerousChildren: did y’all really choose Valor
FireIsDangerousChildren: Don't you know it's Mystic for life
WhoGaveYouTheRight: uhh team instinct?
HamAndCheese: Angie please tell me you're sensible
MommaDuck: of course my son. Valor is the one true savoir of us all
ZeroToHero: DAMN STRAIGHT
HamAndCheese: Herc is very passionate on this matter
ZeroToHero: VALOR IS A GOD
MommaDuck: YEYE
MommaDuck: anyone else get that nice pikachu for a starter?
Seaberries: I did. His name is Mouse Rat after Andy’s band in parks and rec
User.Name: HEY WE’RE ALL PACKED FINALLY
Lee.The.Bee: Tomorrow we set off to a huge ass mansion
MommaDuck: Arent you all supposed to be in class
Seaberries: Yeah but packing for a trip to Monticello is more fun
best: wait you’re skipping class
Seaberries: NO SIR