dingly DICK
HamAndCheese: I feel violated by these two
User.Name: It’s illegal im calling the cops on them jfc
OuiOuiAsshat: What’s the problem?
HamAndCheese sent a video to the group
HamAndCheese: Laf and Lee are the f ucking problem. I am struggling to not cry over this cuteness.
OuiOuiAsshat: ?????????? Im also crying now??? The freaking laughter killed me ill tell ya that
User.Name: RI GH T
ZeroToHero: What am I missing
HamAndCheese: Lee attempting to watch a movie and Laf being a total dick and both of them being in love and gay
ZeroToHero: should i watch the vid
HamAndCheese: yes
ZeroToHero: “It’s hard to enjoy the Titanic with you like that” “Good” I M?????
ZeroToHero: Laf is such a pure soul. They grip onto anyone and i just. Im v gay rn
Lee.The.Bee: i may be almost drowning but i can still see my notifications
HamAndCheese: Once again, everyone who is taller than me thinks they are drowning in Laf
HamAndCheese: I struggle in breathing sometimes.
FireIsDangerousChildren: I have a child and will soon have soon a wife and you guys are just dorks who do shit and YOU ARE STILL GAYER THAN ME
Gaylo.Ren: it’s like witchcraft or some shit
MommaDuck: I JUST DROPKICKED A SPORK AND IT WENT OVER THE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING
MommaDuck: AND THE FUCKING DEAN SAW IT AND DID FINGER GUNS AT ME???
WhoGaveYouTheRight: IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
MommaDuck: CAN I LIKE MARRY HER?
HamAndCheese: why were you drop kicking a spork?
MommaDuck: I like drop kicking things
WhoGaveYouTheRight: she was trying to drop kick me but I wouldn't let her
CurrentlyDyingThanks: Why would you try and drop kick Peggy?
MommaDuck: She is tiny and smol
WhoGaveYouTheRight: About 9 times out of 10, my user is the best reaction to anything Angelica says to me.
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dont: Alex you committed to this so help me
HamAndCheese: but im lazy
dont: i dont care. You said you’d help because this meant a lot to you. So stop playing flappy bird
HamAndCheese: i still think it’s dumb to do this before asking
KING: ask what?
dont: absolutely and completely nothing. Also Alex i see you at the bottom of the steps and i will chuck this fucking pillow.
HamAndCheese: ugghhhh can’t we just wait until the day we ask to do this.
dont: no we are doing it now and i swear to god you are not dying and stop drooling on the thing
KING: what fucking thing what are you two doing
HamAndCheese: well im currently avoiding John’s rage for my laziness. John is making me not be happy for the sake of a stupid “secret”
dont: ALEX ANDER
HamAndCheese: alex ander ham ilton
dont: Alex i swear i will stuff you and mount you on the god damn wall
HamAndCheese: fine buT you have to up the ask date to tomorrow
dont: why?
HamAndCheese: because im jumpy and it was struggle to not spill today, imagine a fucking week!
dont: fiiiiiiiiiine but this means you’re doing it not over chat
HamAndCheese: DEAL. now move bc i may plow you over
dont: alex that’s impossible
HamAndCheese: You wanna test that theory?
dont: fine im moving.
dont: sweet jesus
HamAndCheese: ;) I am not as weak as you assumed mister
dont: okay now help me and you can tell tomorrow
HamAndCheese: YES
FrenchiestFry: I s2g you two are the worst at keeping secrets
ZeroToHero: idea: h e l p me instead of this shit
dont: yeahyeahyeah
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HamAndCheese: I don’t like the new guys
OuiOuiAsshat: Who?
HamAndCheese: fucgkin that kid Benjamin and Abraham.
best: really? They’re some of my best students
HamAndCheese: they’re stuck up dicks
MommaDuck: Wait like Benjamin Tallmadge?
HamAndCheese: Yeah
MommaDuck: He’s soooo sweet! But abrasive. Tbh he’s a taller you
Seaberries: Angie I’m marrying the dean with you
MommaDuck: What did she do
Seaberries: Okay so I have these weekend classes and shit because I was sick that whole month or whatever. And today I may have accidently shown one of my hickeys and I was being yelled at when she walked in. She learned why i was being yelled at and high-fived me.
Seaberries: she fukgin whispered ‘get some’ and??????
Gaylo.Ren: it was fucking halarious because now the teacher has given up and is hiding under his desk
Washingmom: Dolley is the best dean of a school there is or was i’ll tell ya that
MommaDuck: Her name is Dolley??
Washingmom: Yeah and she’s literally like all of you but my age
MommaDuck: So another you?
Washingmom: But more lit af
Best: Martha
Washingmom: I CAN SAY LIT ALL I WANT
KING: so the big secret yesterday was Alex, John, Laf, and Herc asking the rest of us to move in?? They sewed two king sized beds together for us anD
Gaylo.Ren: Did you say yes?
KING: Obviously. Now they’re all asleep and I’m sitting up watching them and being gay
Gaylo.Ren: Eliza leave the child with Theo and Adrienne we gotta be gay as fuck and beat these stupid assholes
FireIsDangerousChildren: I am not leaving our less than a month old son with those two so you can be gay
OuiOuiAsshats: BUT I WANNA HUG PHILIP PLE A S E
FireIsDangerousChildren: N O. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CHILD
OuiOuiAsshats: YEAH BUT LIKE
OuiOuiAsshats: I WANT PHILIP
SinnersAndTheSaints: ADRIENNE
SinnersAndTheSaints: STOP LEAVING MY CHILD WITH PEGGY WITHOUT TELLING ME
WhoGaveYouTheRight: SHE’ S SO TINY I JUST KINDA STEAL HER?
SinnersAndTheSaints: R U D DE E
WhoGaveYouTheRight: YOU CANT DENY ME THIS CHILD WE ARE DATING
SinnersAndTheSaints: ADRIENNE HELP ME
OuiOuiAsshats: NO BC IM WITH PEGGY AND SHE IS VERY CORRECT
Gaylo.Ren: Eliza please we a F A I L I N G
FireIsDangerousChildren: We’re beating Jay and your brother right
Gaylo.Ren: NO WE ARE NOT THEY ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER IN A T R E E
Gaylo.Ren: AND IT IT’S CUTE
Gaylo.Ren: MY BROTHER IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE CUT E
FireIsDangerousChildren: The Washingtons?
Gaylo.Ren: MARRIED LONGER THAN IVE KNOWN YOU
FireIsDangerousChildren: AHA AT LEAST WE’RE A COUPLE. ADAMS IS SINGLE AS FUCK
Gaylo.Ren: THAT IS A LAUNCH PAD GOOD
MotherFuckStick: I am seriously not at the bottom of the relationship chart in this chat
Gaylo.Ren: Yep you are single dingly DICK
FireIsDangerousChildren: MARIA