Totalest Bottom
Seaberries: lee did u actually take the kitten top
Lee.The.Bee: i snagged what i could
Seaberries: you’re the problematic fave of this group
Lee.The.Bee: i’ll gladly accept that role
Gaylo.Ren: my life is so great. Ive been engaged for twenty minutes and ill be a mom in around two weeks (i h o p e)
FireIsDangerousChildren: we were supposed to announce that together like in real life and not in the chat
WhoGaveYouTheRight: okay what the fucking hell
WhoGaveYouTheRight: i leave my phone so i can study for finals and now everything's changed
WhoGaveYouTheRight: the topic first at hand; sam ur so cute when ur happy pls be happy forev e r
Seaberries: i th OUGh T THOSE WERE DELETED
KING: i may have PM’d them to everyone
Seaberries: im hurt
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Second topic; I swear to god there is like two maybe three straight people in this chat.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Third topic; Ive been to Alexander’s house okay there are two bedrooms and one doesnt have a fucking bed and the other has a twin. Wh ere d o any of you sleep
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Fourth; would you kill me if i wore the titty bra around town
HamAndCheese: 1. Yes you’re right he i s pure 2. V good let the gay agenda take over 3. The living room. We just throw sleeping bags and pillows down i t s nice 4. If u do u gotta let me take a vid
MommaDuck: 1. He’s always been that way why are u noticing that now? 2. Ayyyye 3. I always assumed the stairs idk y 4. N O DONT
Seaberries: im getting bullied bc i was happy
HamAndCheese: you can’t lie ur really cute in that video
Seaberries: this is abuse
ZeroToHero: Sam come join me in the blue room im playing pokemon black 2
Seaberries: nice
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dont: i just witnessed the most heated makeout session of my life
Gaylo.Ren: Between who?
dont: Sam and Alex
dont: like hol y shit
Gaylo.Ren: deets i wan t th em
dont: okay so like I was just trying to sleep I and i turn the corner and Sam is pressed against the headboard with his legs around Alex’s hips and just holy shit i couldn’ t breath and i obvi took a vid lmao
Gaylo.Ren: i want that video. You’re still my lil lab rats aight
dont sent a video to the group
Gaylo.Ren: holy shit???????????????? Thats?? Like??? Woowww???
dont: RIGHT
dont: i used to think alex was a total bottom but fuck sam may be the totalest bottom
MagentaIsAColorAlex: okay what the fuck is with you and Alex and making up words like only you two do it
dont: it’s our thing
MagentaIsAColorAlex: thing?
dont: watch the video
MagentaIsAColorAlex: aaaah yeah i get it now
HamAndCheese: okay i swear what is with you guys and filming shit
dont: i t w AS CUTE OKAY IM SORRY
HamAndCheese: uueuehfhgh fine but only for u
dont: AHA BF #1 GETS PRIORITY
FrenchiestFry: I was number two can i have priority
HamAndCheese: no one has priority. Im just letting this one slide.
KING: kinky
HamAndCheese: shut it
dont: wait where did you two go
HamAndCheese: on the couch bc i wanted to watch TV and Sam fell asleep and ho l y s h it
dont: omw
dont: fuc k
HamAndCheese: R I G H T????????
FrenchiestFry: he’s so peaceful oh god
HamAndCheese: tf where’d you come from
FrenchiestFry: the coffee table is a fun place to hide
HamAndCheese: Yeah okay
KING: im here and ho l y sh it
HamAndCheese: r I GH T TT
dont: wait did
dont: Alex is now asleep as well wh at the fuck
dont: these two always stay up really late and im pretty sure half the time they were talking to each other in pm
KING: oh yeah ive checked Sam’s pms. His messages to Alex are so lowkey flirting it’s great
Gaylo.Ren: He seriously can no t flirt okay i need to teach this child a lesson.
Gaylo.Ren: Angie im stealing your child i need to be a mom to him
MommaDuck: im okay w/ that
Gaylo.Ren: yus
dont: okay fr this is so gay im crying look a t tehm
Gaylo.Ren: i want pics mister
dont: on it
dont sent the file IMINLOVE.jpeg to the group
OuiOuiAsshat: look at these kids Theo
SinnersAndTheSaint: amazing
Gaylo.Ren: I may cry oh god
FireIsDangerousChildren: im supposed to be the emotional one
Gaylo.Ren: Y EAH BUT IM THE GAY ONE
Washingmom: MOMMA IS HERE FOR THE GAY HELLO
best: martha
Washingmom: SHHHHHHHH
KING: “Well it isn’t that uncommon for friends to feel a type of romantic attraction to each other” - Sam (wait there’s more)
KING: “Do you consider me a friend?” -Alex
KING: “Perhaps I do, perhaps I don’t you will need to find that out on your own.”- Sam
KING: i swear these two. Like this is half their skype messages together. Just really lowkey hint dropping
dont: rip
ZeroToHero: i may have almost stabbed someone sewing something and i don’t know if im allowed to be trusted on this chat while at work
MagentaIsAColorAlex: k but one question, how’d you know Sam liked us? Bc i know mine was just emotions and untrustworthy dicks
User.Name: you will thank me eventually
KING: okay so he does this thing when he is talking to someone he really really likes. He basically squishes into a ball and giggles like crazy and bites his lip constantly okay
KING: well i told him it was his turn for the laundry and he was just texting you all in pm outside of this chat.
KING: i almost cried of happiness?
User.Name: wait ive seen him do that before. We were in study hall and he laughed at every joke I made and bit his lip and the entire time he was working on the paper we got in a small ball
KING: isn’t the best thing ever????
User.Name: yess
dont: ya know what. Fuck it im sleeping in here with them.
FrenchiestFry: im with you
KING: im gonna do a stage dive and then sleep
CurrentlyDyingThanks: Concept: Thomas stops taking my phone and im not sick 24/7
MagentaIsAColorAlex: you were gonna break it dumbass i helped
CurrentlyDyingThanks: th A T WAS TWO WEEKS AGO
WhoGaveYouTheRight: children wait no dont fight
OuiOuiAsshat: im fairly certain Eliza’s baby should arrive tomorrow? i mean idk but the timing sounds abt right
Gaylo.Ren: DONT REMIND ME!!!! IM LIKE SO READY BUT SO NERVOUS?????
MommaDuck: im gonna be an aunt im c ry ing
TheFuckAreYou: okay do you guys always send this many messages a day?
MommaDuck: usually. Sometimes more. Also we’ve disabled leaving by choice so only Alex and I can kick people.
MommaDuck: you’re all trapped in hell with me
Gaylo.Ren: hey as long as hell has Eliza im fine
best: martha help me
Washingmom: Im way to busy watching the vid from earlier
best: why?
Washingmom: because who wouldn’t want to see them being happy?????
Gaylo.Ren: ive watched that video like 30 times now and it’s only about ten seconds long
OuiOuiAsshat: children i love t h em
SinnersAndTheSaints: Adrienne wait where’d you put my child
OuiOuiAsshat: she’s with Peggs
SinnersAndTheSaints: thanks for not informing me???
WhoGaveYouTheRight: we just chilling in my dorm. I turned on cartoons for her
SinnersAndTheSaints: thank god
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Years of raising Thomas and James have taught me a thing or two about parenting
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Like, not to let them be alone for longer than an hour bc you will come home to everything broken and messed up
MagentaIsAColorAlex: it was one time
WhoGaveYouTheRight: one time that I spent three weeks fixing