The world is a whole lot gayer
FrenchiestFry sent the file MYSONMYWIFEANDMYBOYFRIEND.jpeg to the group
FrenchiestFry: IM IN TEARS OVER T H I S
Washingmom: Sweet beautiful children why are french people so lucky
FrenchiestFry: i l o v e
User.Name: At least Adrienne is still your friend. Theo would punch me if she had the freaking chance
FrenchiestFry: Bc Georges was a gay strange experimental accident. Theo and smol Theo were not hon.
OuiOuiAsshat: Alex is now my second child. Angie we’re sharing him okay figh t me
MommaDuck: gladly okay he is freaking handful, and i ve got three others now.
Lee.The.Bee: MO M SAM AND GEORGIE ARE BEING MEAN TO ME
MommaDuck: From what i heard you deserve it
Lee.The.Bee: m e a n
Seaberries: bring my shit back
Lee.The.Bee: never
Seaberries: wrong choice
MommaDuck: pfft rip in pieces Lee
Lee.The.Bee: the floor is cold
Seaberries: good
KING: Sammmm stop moving im cold too
Seaberries: i hate both of you so much im gonna hang with mom
MommaDuck: come here my child let me be better than them
HamAndCheese: you guys are so loud why do i invite any of you over
FrenchiestFry: Bc you get bored a lot and need like nine people around you at one time.
HamAndCheese: tru tru
Washingmom: Im stealing your cat. He’s mine now
best: martha we dont need a cat
Washingmom: y e s w e d o
HamAndCheese: IDEA: WE SHOULD ALL LEAVE OUR PHONES AND GO TO THE PARK LIKE CHILDREN
FrenchiestFry: I AM ALREADY OUT THE DOOR
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KING: no wait sammy babe dont scream
Seaberries: im go NNNA FUCKING SCREAM U ASS
KING: i am helping
Seaberries: NO T REA LLY
Lee.The.Bee: babe it‘s gonna be fine.
Seaberries: N O I T W O N T
MommaDuck: im concerned for my children
Seaberries: IM CONCERNED FOR MY REPUTATION BC MY BOYFRIENDS HAVE NO FUCKING IMPULSE CONTROL
HamAndCheese: okay but
Seaberries: YOU S H U SH
HamAndCheese: no like for real
Seaberries: N O
KING: he chucked his phone at me, walked out the door, and started screaming.
HamAndCheese: okay b u t
KING: he isnt listening to me i need help
KING: MARIA I N EED U
Gaylo.Ren: im here what’s up
KING: long story short, Sam is too gay for his own good and wont listen
HamAndCheese: Maria i’ll pm you the details.
Gaylo.Ren: got cha
KING: Lee okay i need help he’s gone from screaming to playing Queen really fucking loud and i dont want our landlady to yell at him rn bc he’s emotional enough.
Lee.The.Bee: he doesnt have his phone right?
KING: right
Lee.The.Bee: then you’re fucked until Maria gets there.
Gaylo.Ren: IM FUCKING BOOKING IT OKAY THE GAY IS REAL
KING: thank
HamAndCheese: okay but like
HamAndCheese: im internally screaming bc i feel like this is my fault kinda?????
KING: nonono Sam gets like this a lot in these situations. He’s gonna be fine once Maria delivers the news.
Gaylo.Ren: why the FUCK is your elevator broken and why the FUCK do you live on the top floor
KING: it’s cheap
Gaylo.Ren: You will pay me actual money for this alright im pissed i have to walk in heels
KING: done deal as long as you can not get us in trouble bc of Sam’s emotions
Gaylo.Ren: alright one more flight. Be ready to record his reaction going through the door bc if i know this child, it’s how happy he gets abt love
KING: my camera is set and ready to go
HamAndCheese: be sure to send it okay
KING: yeh of course dorko
ZeroToHero: i dont have enough pillows rn
dont: there’s more downstairs
ZeroToHero: but i dont wanna move right now
dont: none of us do
User.Name: ive forgotten to breath six times now
User.Name: okay make that seven
KING sent a video to the group
KING: im not gonna lie im about to cry over this
HamAndCheese: Loo k a t hi s lil boun ce
HamAndCheese: im lik e really gay rn and im fucking bi
User.Name: I FEEL U RIGHT TH ERE ALSO TELL HIM TO NOT BE THAT CUTE ITS ILLEGAL
KING: he is always this way. Get used to it
FrenchiesFry: gl a dl y
MagentaIsAColorAlex: i had to take away James’ phone bc he was holding it really tight it almost shattered but yeah he’s re ally happ rn
dont: Maria you are a saint
Gaylo.Ren: im also a momma in a month
FireIsDangerousChildren: k so like explain what the fuck happened
HamAndCheese: scratch the seven poly and the three poly. Now u got the 10 squad
MommaDuck: HOLY HELL THAT IS TOO MUCH GAY
OuiOuiFuckers: GIT SOME
Washingmom: i
SinnersAndTheSaints: ^
TheFuckAreYou: ^^
KING: aww w w w Sam is spinning and jumping and giggling i c a n t
KING sent a video to the group
KING: S T O P H I M
ZeroToHero: fuck we were missing out on a lot my main three
dont: the world is so much better rn i am loving this
FrenchiestFry: Why did we think four people was enough????
HamAndCheese: I...dont...know
MommaDuck: this is so gross to me im going to bed
HamAndCheese: its only 3
MommaDuck: Once again, i have a time for how much gay and how much bullshit i can handle and it’s upped every time i’m here
Seaberries: DO NT SEND VIDEOS OF ME IT S EMBARRISING
KING: IT S CUTE
MagentaIsAColorAlex: James has been blushing for like quite some time now this is great
dont: so is aaron but his also yelling into a pillow
HamAndCheese: im the only calm one
FrenchiestFry: says the guy with the biggest dopey ass smile i ve ever seen
HamAndCheese: R U D E