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MommaDuck added Washingmom, SinnersAndTheSaints, OuiOuiAsshat, and TheFuckAreYou to the chat

FrenchiestFry: ADRIENNE!!!!!

OuiOuiAsshat: LAFFY!!!!!!

User.Name: aye Theo

SinnersAndTheSaints: shut the up fuck burr it's too early for ur gay shit

TheFuckAreYou: I hat e poles okay they are the devil spawn

PayThePiper: truuuu

Washingmom: GE ORGE WHY ARE U HERe

best: I was forced against my will

HamAndCheese: Martha he isn't being a father it's rude

Washingmom: well now momma is here

MommaDuck: MOMMA SQUAD

Gaylo.Ren: do Eliza and I count in the momma squad

MommaDuck: yeeeee

FireIsDangerousChildren: Maria I want pancakes and cuddles

Gaylo.Ren: on it

MagentaIsAColorAlex: i miss Monticello

CurrentlyDyingThanks: sammme

HamAndCheese: we can go there on spring break if u want

MagentaIsAColorAlex: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

CurrentlyDyingThanks: okay but like where they gonna sleep bc u can't fit in your bed and my room is mine alone

MagentaIsAColorAlex: I’ll figure it out

Washingmom: I feel fat rn help

FrenchiestFry: I'm at the door rn I'll cuddle u

dont: just brought Duck back and we’re on our way up

HamAndCheese: <333

OuiOuiAsshat: LAF CAN I JOIN U PLLSSSS

FrenchiestFry: YES BUT BRING GEORGES PLLLEASE

OuiOuiAsshat: K!!!

dont: I forgot you and Burr had children lmaooo

FrenchiestFry: rude. Don't ever talk to me or my son again

OuiOuiAsshat: WE ARE HERE IM COMING IN

FrenchiestFry: YA Y ITS UNLOCKED AND WERE UPSTAIRS IN THE GREEN BEDROOM

dont: why tf do you yell at each other

OuiOuiAsshat: we are BFFs and so we yell also we v gay with a kid lmao

TheFuckAreYou: wait I'm looking at the group’s members and is the king squad seriously here

KING: yepp

Seaberries: we chill here

Lee.The.Bee: Sammy please stop wearing those stupid hoodies over your shorts it's obnoxious

Seaberries: you brought this on yourself. Next time you secretly put hickeys on me the consequences will be so much worse

KING: no don t you dare

Lee.The.Bee: bU T WE’D DI E

Seaberries: not my problem, it’s yours

TheFuckAreYou: mmm gay shit goin down

HamAndCheese: OH BTW TONIGHT WE’RE MEETING AT MY APARTMENT FOR SPOOKY STORIES, TEA, AND ICE CREAM AND EVERYONE IN THE CHAT RN IS INVITED(also smol Theo and Georges can come)

MagentaIsAColorAlex: okay so we need to plan cuddle buddies bc all seven of us take up too much room in a squish pile

HamAndCheese: I want Laf and Adrienne with me bc they are awesome

User.Name: I WANT JOHN ITS BEEN TO LONG

dont: Y E A H

ZeroToHero: yay I get Thomas and James

CurrentlyDyingThanks: yyay

KING: Sam I'm stealing the kitty top

Seaberries: nooo that's my faveeeee

KING: then we ar it

Seaberries: if u want one you can take the moon one it's too big for me

KING: hhhhhh y e s thank you bb

Lee.The.Bee: can I steal the pink one. I look great in pink

Seaberries: I know what you’re planning and it won't work

KING: we aren't planning anything

Seaberries: I'm on my bed and the closet door is fucking open I'm not deaf

Lee.The.Bee: T AK E THE SHIT AND RUN

HamAndCheese: okay what the hell is their life

Washingmom: apparently most of it is kissing under the bleachers

KING: why do you know this

Washingmom: I k n o w a l l

Seaberries: Lee is a piece of shit I h ate this

Seaberries: he stole all of my favorite tops and is now climbing into his dorm that I can't get into with out his permission at the front desk

Lee.The.Bee: hey it’s not like you’re gonna wear em

Seaberries: I was gonna make the final day today but now it's extended a week more

KING: HEY I DID NOTHING

Seaberries: we live together so I'll wear them around the apartment when Lee isn't here

MagentaIsAColorAlex: why are they so gay???????? Like there is seven of us and three of them and they’re gayer????

HamAndCheese: bc with the three of them they have more gay for all. With seven of us we have to evenly share all our gay together

MagentaIsAColorAlex: smart ass

HamAndCheese: u know it

MommaDuck: HEY FUCKER S A DRUNK ANGIE AND THOE AR E HERE FOR EHT PARTY

SinnersAndTheSaints: Y E YE YA MILFS

Gaylo.Ren: I hate all of you

Gaylo.Ren: except Eliza and Peggs

Washingmom: ayye I'm here with washingdad

best: don't call me that

dont: washingdad

best: I'm with Maria on hating you all

Seaberries: HEER YE HEER YE

KING: the squad of gay royalty and Lee have arrived

Lee.The.Bee: they’re shunning me

Seaberries: for good fucking cause

WhoGaveYouTheRight: I'm here w/ Eliza and a very mad Maria

PayThePiper: Jay, Adams, and I are here but can we come in

HamAndCheese: I said everyone in the chat so get ur asses here

HamAndCheese: okay so everyone is here. Phones down u can share cute things ur lover(s) did tomorrow thanks

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