#washingdad
User.Name: aaaaaa?????
CurrentlyDyingThanks: AAAA!!!
ZeroToHero: aaaAAA??!!!
MommaDuck: why we yellin
CurrentlyDyingThanks: okay so like Alex and Thomas were cuddling and Alex sat up, yanked John over, whispered ‘mine’ and they fell asleep and aaaaaaa
MommaDuck: aaaAAAAAAAA I love my son he is best son
KING: rude
MommaDuck: you’re second best tied with ur bfs
KING: I'm cool w/ that
WhoGaveYouTheRight: I'm wearing the dildo bra
MommaDuck: MARGARITA
WhoGaveYouTheRight: why is Angie using our full names so scary?
FrenchiestFry: Ikr. I made an inappropriate joke and she literally used my full ass entire name
MommaDuck: I don't even know where I learned it anymore
ZeroToHero: I taught you
MommaDuck: where’d you learn it?
ZeroToHero: he had his phone on speaker and his momma yelled it
ZeroToHero:: laf’s parents are so nice to me I lov e
FrenchiestFry: ehhhh that's an act. If you understood French you'd hear how god awful they are to me
Gaylo.Ren: guess who just got laid
Gaylo.Ren: hint: it's not me but we have the same name
PayThePiper: MA RI A
Gaylo.Ren: it was also very gay. And also were u top or bottom bc I can't tell with you
PayThePiper: Maria
ZeroToHero: MmmMmm who was it?
Gaylo.Ren: John Jay the lil sweetheart
ZeroToHero: then ur bro is probs the top there bc I don t think jay has in him
ZeroToHero: also why does everyone have the same fucking first names as my boyfriends I hate this
User.Name: whelp fuck
ZeroToHero: pfffft oh my god babe that was great
User.Name: I just wanted cheez-itz and milk and now I'm laying in milk and crushed cheez-itz
ZeroToHero: I would help but I'm taking pictures b c I will tell this story at our wedding
ZeroToHero: wA I T FUCK I ME AN
FireIsDangerousChildren: l m a o Herc lowkey proposing over there
User.Name: h e’s so red and it's cute af
ZeroToHero: I don't deserve this bullying
HamAndCheese: GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS
ZeroToHero: wha
HamAndCheese: G E T UR ASSES IN THE BEDROOM AND LOOK AT JAMES
ZeroToHero: ehhh but stairs
HamAndCheese: ITS SO FREAKING WORTH IT
ZeroToHero: uuubbneishx
HamAndCheese: hU RYY B4 HE WAKES UP
ZeroToHero: I'm scooting like a worm I'm so fucking tired.
ZeroToHero: oh shit that's worth it. He's so pretty when he sleeps. Bless his lil sleepy heart
FireIsDangerousChildren: sorry to interrupt bUT I HAT E BEING PREGNANT OK AY IT SUCKS DONT HAVE CHILDREN EVER
FireIsDangerousChildren: except for the smol babes in this chat that my sisters, Maria, and I have adopted
WhoGaveYouTheRight: @Thomas if u awake do u wanna come with me to Starbucks? I'm feeling down today and I want my son to help
MagentaIsAColorAlex: !!! Yeah sure mom!!!! We can also go to build a bear bc they have finding dory things and I want a beluga
WhoGaveYouTheRight: bless u my sweet chil d
HamAndCheese: also if u wanna join us later for an ice cream, tea, and spooky story party u can.
MommaDuck: I wanna come
HamAndCheese: ur all invited bc it gonna be fun also if u get spooped u can be gay
KING: can me and my babes come????
HamAndCheese: entire chat is invited (also if Dick #2 wants to bring Jay he can)
MotherFuckStick: I'm so single
MommaDuck: u can be my date bc I'm aroace and v single forevs
best: what about Martha and I?
HamAndCheese: YESYES I love Martha okay she's so amazing and I care abt her a lot and also Laf is now wrapped in a carpet why are they this way
MagentaIsAColorAlex: i John purring or something
HamAndCheese: oh yeh he does that sometimes.
dont: JESUS FUCK ALBA GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
HamAndCheese: stop bullying our son
HamAndCheese: also John honey it's ur turn to walk our daughter
dont: ehhhhh okay lemme wake up
FrenchiestFry: I love Alba he is such a sweet cuddly baby
FrenchiestFry: I also love Duck bc she likes being a pillow for us
FrenchiestFry: I just love these two sweet children
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Thomas is so sassy this is awesome
MagentaIsAColorAlex: that fucker can suck it bc I rich, dating six people, and have best momma in the world.
HamAndCheese: wait who
MagentaIsAColorAlex: My ex from hs. Also Herc he may come up to you say I'm cheating w/ five people please give him a sad reaction okay I love how dumb he is
MagentaIsAColorAlex: except I really hate him too? Like not an Alex and I hate love I genuinely hate him
ZeroToHero: what he look like?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: an ass
User.Name: wait shit I lost my pants
MagentaIsAColorAlex: I would try and have sex w/ u but I need to make Peggs happy
User.Name: divorced
HamAndCheese: lmao same
Gaylo.Ren: bro can u help me at the library I forgot the Dewey decimal system again
PayThePiper: yeah yeah I'm coming
HamAndCheese: u say that with Jay ;)
PayThePiper: I can and will punch u
KING: nope u won't. And if u do somehow well then I'll go to extreme measurements to fuck ur whole life
HamAndCheese: this is great I have so many friends
ZeroToHero: wait Alex how the fuck did u find the bluetooth speaker and why are u blasting the Dewey decimal rap
HamAndCheese: I worship this song and I will listen to it until I die and it will play at my funeral okay it's so good
Gaylo.Ren: wait does it explain it???
HamAndCheese: yeh
Gaylo.Ren: WH Y DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED???
Seaberries: @my lovers- why do I have hickeys on my hips u lil shit stains
KING: ur a deep af sleeper
Lee.The.Bee: it's fun
Seaberries: I hate both of you rn
HamAndCheese: making my way downtown
HamAndCheese: walking fast
dont: can u die from too much dick
HamAndCheese: walking faster
Seaberries: okay seriously these are all over my body what the fuck
Lee.The.Bee: they look pretty on you
Seaberries: well now I can't wear my crop tops and short shorts so u fucked urself
KING: wait no babe that's abuse
Seaberries: should've thought of that before you covered me in these
KING: I feel hurt okay bc now ur gonna wear those stupid hoodies that cover like all ur body
MommaDuck: I can help u cover them btw.
Seaberries: thanks mom
KING: does that mean crop tops and shorts????
Seaberries: I won't wear the tops but I'll wear shorts bc I love them too much. More than u two at this point
Lee.The.Bee: ow
ZeroToHero: OKAY ALEX THIS IS WAY TO MUCH DEWEY DECIMAL RAP
HamAndCheese: U CAN NEVER HAVE TO MUCH DEWEY DECIMAL RAP
best: okay I'm seriously gonna call the mental hospital on you all at this point
HamAndCheese: yeah you can OR you can make dad jokes
FrenchiestFry: #Washingdad
best: I hate all of you
MommaDuck: tru tru also would you guys kill me if I added four more people in this chat
HamAndCheese: who?
MommaDuck: Martha, Adrienne, Theo, and Jay
HamAndCheese: add them tomorrow so we can invite them to spooky tea and ice cream party
MommaDuck: aight