Dildo Bra™
NAMES-
Alexander=HamAndCheese
John=Dont
Herc=ZeroToHero
Laf=FrenchiestFry
Angelica=MommaDuck
Eliza=FireIsDangerousChildren
Peggy=WhoGaveYouTheRight
Thomas=MagentaIsAColorAlex
James=CurrentlyDyingThanks
Burr=User.name
Maria=Gaylo.Ren
Washington=Best
Charles Lee=Lee.The.Bee
George the third= KING
Samuel Seabury=Seaberries
James Reynolds= PayThePiper
John Adams= MotherFuckStick
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HamAndCheese: USA
dont: USA
ZeroToHero: USA
MommaDuck: USA
FireIsDangerousChildren: USA
WhoGaveYouTheRight: USA
MagentaIsAColorAlex: USA
CurrentlyDyingThanks: USA
User.Name: USA
Gaylo.Ren: USA
Lee.The.Bee: USA
PayThePiper: USA
KING: BRITAIN!
best: USA
FrenchiestFry: FRANCE!
Seaberries: USA
KING: beTRAYAL
HamAndCheese: hey can we legally blow up tea boxes with sparklers?
best: afraid not son
HamAndCheese: fuckity fuck fuck fuck stick
MotherFuckStick joined the chat
MotherFuckStick: you rang?
HamAndCheese: how the hell
MotherFuckStick: tech major baby I got skills
HamAndCheese: nerd skills
MagentaIsAColorAlex: ROASTED
MotherFuckStick: you’re on my team Jefferson
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Since when
MotherFuckStick: since you became VP of the tech club.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: James dragged me into it. I was perfectly content as president of International Affairs.
MotherFuckStick: strange I remember how enthusiastic you were the day you joined
MagentaIsAColorAlex: I wanted a hot date. Now I got six hot dates and I don't need this dumb club. But the credits as VP are cool for future jobs.
HamAndCheese: these six hot dates are gonna throw flaming tea bags at the Brits
best: nope
HamAndCheese: daMN I T
KING: aha we win again
HamAndCheese: you do know people will prank you and Sam
Seaberries: not me. Im American today. I'm gonna stay dressed up as Uncle Sam all day
Lee.The.Bee: kinky
KING: beards are hot
Seaberries: don't you start too
PayThePiper: I'm alone someone be my friend for America day
MotherFuckStick: Ayee
PayThePiper: ew
HamAndCheese: lmao roast him
Gaylo.Ren: bro go get some. U know u love Adams.
PayThePiper: I was thinking more like Angelica or Peggy
MommaDuck: ew?
WhoGaveYouTheRight: No ur evil
MotherFuckStick: B)
PayThePiper: Maria can I hang w/ you and Eliza????
Gaylo.Ren: ehhhhh fine
FireIsDangerousChildren: You gotta leave when I tell you to tho
PayThePiper: why?
FireIsDangerousChildren: Fourth of July sex
HamAndCheese: I!!! FORGOT!! ABT! THAT!!!!
FireIsDangerousChildren: DID U EVEN DISCUSS THE RITUAL WITH THE NEW THREE
HamAndCheese: frickfrickfrick
MagentaIsAColorAlex: ritual?
dont: ohhhhh boy this will be very fun
ZeroToHero: wait I thought you were joking abt doing that this year
HamAndCheese: ITS FUN WHY WOULD WE SKIP!
ZeroToHero: ? Because Thomas, Aaron, and James???
HamAndCheese: they’re just as kinky as Eliza and I alright I'm sure this will resonate with them
User.Name: I'm concerned
HamAndCheese: Fourth of July sex is Eliza and my’s invention. It’s awesome
FrenchiestFry: AKA it somehow managed to get kinkier than me in the two years it’s existed
MagentaIsAColorAlex: ooo do tell
HamAndCheese: well every year Eliza and I buy really sexy America themed gifts for everyone in a relationship and we have fun with them.
dont: I'm the proud owner of two vibrators that sing the national anthem
HamAndCheese: B) remember the 16th with those
dont: I won that
HamAndCheese: I got a free blowjob bc you couldn't control yourself. I think I won.
FireIsDangerousChildren: yeah yeah okay Alex if we doing it we gotta gooooo and get the job done
Gaylo.Ren: ‘Liza hon don't get that weird bra again okay I'm gay for a reason
FireIsDangerousChildren: but I love dildo bra
Gaylo.Ren: ur bi, dicks are cool with you
HamAndCheese: can we get dildo bra as a gift for Theo and Adrienne?
WhoGaveYouTheRight: FireIsDangerousChildren sent the file HerculesTheSexTape.jpeg to the group
ZeroToHero: that's the stupid fukgin disney’s Herc and Meg animated sex tape isn't it
FireIsDangerousChildren: yeh
ZeroToHero: then yes I would
FrenchiestFry: I wouldn't
HamAndCheese: ;)
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HamAndCheese: ANGELICA IM SORRY I GAVE PEGGY THE DILDO BRA AND SHE WONT STOP LAUGHING
WhoGaveYouTheRight: THI S IS THE BEST INVENTION EVER
Gaylo.Ren: I have three if you want them lmao
MommaDuck: ALEX WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HER THAT
HamAndCheese: ya know I'm not entirely sure
MagentaIsAColorAlex: ahem where’s all our shit
HamAndCheese: heheheheh
HamAndCheese: Eliza wish my boys luck
FireIsDangerousChildren: Oh damn u guys watch the fuck out. Especially u Laf, Alex is gotta plan and he's gonna see it through.
FrenchiestFry: whelp I'm excited
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FrenchiestFry: okay Alex what the fuck
FrenchiestFry: he’s goddamn asleep
FrenchiestFry: fuck I lost Herc
ZeroToHero: I'm making pancakes
FrenchiestFry: it's like four am
ZeroToHero: hey the world just got a whole lot sexier I'm making pancakes
MommaDuck: the fuck did Alex do???
FrenchiestFry: he bought mostly BDSM toys? Like nothing serious just bondage and gags and other smaller shit
MommaDuck: and?
FrenchiestFry: well let's say guys never know how gay they really are until the bottom is the top because FUCK it was hot
ZeroToHero: John was having so much fun with Thomas
FrenchiestFry: Ya know I didn't think James would be up for it but shit man he was great
ZeroToHero: I got both Alex and Aaron and fuuuuuck in g hell I love
KING: Lee!!!! Did you see what Alex bought us
Lee.The.Bee: Yeah and I am not gonna be on the receiving end
KING: Rock paper scissors?
Lee.The.Bee: seems fair
Seaberries: the seven’s life is great, obviously Maria and Eliza are fine because they haven't spoken, aaaannd my boyfriends are play Rock Paper Scissors to see who's gonna control the vibrators Alex bought us
KING: one has a British flag. That's Sammy’s
MommaDuck: doesn't he get a choice if he wants to control it
KING: I learned to never let Sam control someone's sexual pleasures.
Seaberries ;)
MommaDuck: I'm really surprised GWash hasn't left the chat
best: I've forgotten how
HamAndCheese: oh well too bad ur stuck here
FrenchiestFry: wait Alex where'd u go?
HamAndCheese: I'm on the floor hiding the shit
FrenchiesrFry: mk