Dick #2
MommaDuck: if one of you asshats doesn't tell me what happened to my son I am breaking your legs
Gaylo.Ren: he’s fine Angie
Gaylo.Ren: he just sorta has a black eye and an almost broken jaw
MommaDuck: THAT IS NOT FINE
MagentaIsAColorAlex: He’s sleeping now and I’m struggling to keep John from going out there and killing the guy who hurt Alex
MommaDuck: who'd that be?
Gaylo.Ren: Dick #2
MommaDuck: aaaaaa yeah okay I'm just gonna go stab him
FireIsDangerousChildren: Who the hell is dick number two
Gaylo.Ren: James Reynolds
FireIsDangerousChildren: you say that as if he isn't your brother
Gaylo.Ren: bc 1) I'm adopted so he’s not and 2) I hate him he literally just attacked Alex bc Alex and I were ‘too close to each other’
FireIsDangerousChildren: really??? He’s so nice to me
Gaylo.Ren: he has a hetero crush on you
WhoGaveYouTheRight: eww
WhoGaveYouTheRight: also if my sons and my sister’s and Maria’s sons aren't protecting Angie’s son there will be grounding
MangetaIsAColorAlex: we’re all here with him. I'm the only one on my phone bc everyone has jobs to take care of him and mine is updating you all
Gaylo.Ren: you all. What happened to y’all
MagentaIsAColorAlex: fucking rude
MommaDuck: Either way keep him alive thanks
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Don’t worry, Duck and Alba are cuddling with him so he’ll be perfectly fine.
MommaDuck: nice
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HamAndCheese: Why do black eyes hurt so much i hate this
HamAndCheese: Also Maria why is your brother suck a dick
Gaylo.Ren: I was once told you act like what you dont have
FireIsDangerousChildren added PayThePiper to the chat
PayThePiper: MARIA TREAT YOUR BROTHER, WHO IS ME, WITH MORE RESPECT
Gaylo.Ren: ‘Liza dearest why did you add him
FireIsDangerousChildren: Because if he’s gonna deny how gay he is then he can sit here and realize it
PayThePiper: Excuse you?
FireIsDangerousChildren: Don’t lie. I have seen the way you stare at guys.
Gaylo.Ren: Really? He never even glances at dudes around me.
FireIsDangerousChildren: Around me whenever we have to work together he’s always staring and biting his lip and in general he looks like John when he sees Alex in a new outfit
dont: I dont do that
HamAndCheese: yeah you do
HamAndCheese: it's cute I like it. I am also very gay
PayThePiper: that better not be Hamilton
HamAndCheese: it me. Also my six other boyfriends are in this chat. And the king squad
PayThePiper: shit
KING: Alex I have never agreed with you before but should you need me to ban him from the school I will
HamAndCheese: by that you mean Sam will do it?
KING: no I mean me.
HamAndCheese: oooo Reynolds you better watch the fuck out I got the King on my side.
Gaylo.Ren: it's like world war 2 all over again
FireIsDangerousChildren: Maria’s hip bones are really pretty
Gaylo.Ren: what
FireIsDangerousChildren: I'm watching you not do your job of stacking books and your hip bones are hot
HamAndCheese: female and skinny male hip bones are the real meaning to life
FrenchiestFry: B)
HamAndCheese: Laf’s are the best
Gaylo.Ren: no argument here. I've seen theirs.
PayThePiper: I've been forgotten
Gaylo.Ren: i see you across the library struggling to flirt
PayThePiper: this is hard
Gaylo.Ren: that is because you’re flirting with Angelica who not only is not interested in a relationship, she’s also a woman
PayThePiper: What does her being a woman have to do with it
Gaylo.Ren: you’re a bottom bitch and u can't bottom to a woman despite how domaniate she may be. You’re gay bro.
PayThePiper: the hell is a bottom bitch
HamAndCheese: awwww looks like Seabury and I will have to explain some things
Seaberries: excuse you
HamAndCheese: you heard me bottom brother
Seaberries: never call me that again
HamAndCheese: suit yourself.