Fuck that lil mouse
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Burr why didn't you tell me Theo was so funny
User.Name: topic never came up.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: well she is and I love her.
User.Name: what did you think about Adrienne?
WhoGaveYouTheRight: She’s excessively sweet and definitely a mom. Best thing is they didn't talk about their children the whole time.
User.Name: well that’s good.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: They’re nice but I don't know how long I can do this. I'm so young. They’re both moms. It’s kinda scary.
User.Name: understandable
dont: does your dad know?
WhoGaveYouTheRight: he doesn't even know about Eliza and Maria. Trust me I'm not gonna tell him about me.
dont: he’s not a homophobe though.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: yeah he is. He just uses other excuses for being mean. Like you six. He didn't split you all up because of the arguing.
HamAndCheese: so you’re saying my four days worth of not arguing was for nothing
WhoGaveYouTheRight: yeah pretty much.
HamAndCheese: MOTHER FUCKER
dont: rip Alex he was the smolest babe
HamAndCheese: I'm taller than you
dont: size doesn't matter ;)
ZeroToHero: who is the tallest
HamAndCheese: Thomas. Laf is like two inches shorter tho.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: B) size does matter in this bed
HamAndCheese: AM I THE ONLY ONE UNCOMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE
dont: yeah tbh
HamAndCheese: fuck
Gaylo.Ren: I will talk about your sex life any day of the week. Ya’ll are my science experiment.
HamAndCheese: yet you’ve punched Lee in the face for talking about his
Gaylo.Ren: no one likes Lee
Lee.The.Bee: rude
KING: I like him
Seaberries: me too!
Gaylo.Ren: your opinions don't matter
Gaylo.Ren: back to the seven science experiments. Since we’re on the topic, do tell who tops and who bottoms.
HamAndCheese: Ya’ll better not
MagentaIsAColorAlex: We’re gonna.
HamAndCheese: fine but if you lie I'm correcting you.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: fine
MagentaIsAColorAlex: okay well lemme tell ya Alex is the bottom all the time mk that is no question.
dont: it's true. I’m basically a bottom but not to Alex because that boy
HamAndCheese: RUDE
dont: we didn't lie
HamAndCheese: I
HamAndCheese: fuck.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Laf and I top always
FrenchiestFry: *finger guns*
dont: and everyone else is a switch
MommaDuck: why are we being told this
Gaylo.Ren: science
MommaDuck: wake me up(wake up inside) I can't wake up
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HamAndCheese: my six lovely babes are any of you allergic to cats and dogs
User.Name: no
dont: nope
CurrentlyDyingThanks: uh-uh
ZeroToHero: no
MagentaIsAColorAlex: nada
FrenchiestFry: negative
HamAndCheese: nice
User.Name: what was that about Alex
User.Name: Alex don't you fucking dare
User.Name: if I walk in that door to a cat and a dog later today I'm gonna scream
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User.Name: AAAAAAAAAAAA
HamAndCheese: six to one honey we’re keeping them
MommaDuck: keeping who exactly?
User.Name: Alex adopted a puppy and a kitten because they were supposed to be adopted together and it was only 50 bucks for both of them
MommaDuck: !!!!! Show me!!!
User.Name sent the file DuckAndAlbatraoz.jpeg to the group
MommaDuck: BABIES. So you named them Duck and Albatross?
HamAndCheese: yep! Our little husky girl is Duck and then the tortoiseshell kitten boy is Albatraoz.
MommaDuck: Albatraoz? Don't you mean Albatross
HamAndCheese: nope Albatraoz
MommaDuck: that isn't a word. Why would you name him that
HamAndCheese: well see there's a mouse in our apartment i've name laurie. But fuck that lil mouse because he’s an Albatraoz.
MommaDuck: I fucking hate you
HamAndCheese: B)
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Duck is getting a bandana ya’ll better not argue
HamAndCheese: yall
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Screw you
HamAndCheese: ;)