Mom fight
HamAndCheese: Shakira is hot not gonna lie
MagentaIsAColorAlex: How’d this come up?
HamAndCheese: Maria said I needed better music so she downloaded a ton of Shakira for me
Gaylo.Ren: He’s not lying Shakira is really hot
WhoGaveYouTheRight: mmm that’s true. I mean like she doesn’t even try. She just is.
HamAndCheese: High quality woman
Gaylo.Ren: fuck eliza and I have tutoring today
HamAndCheese: You said you liked it though?
Gaylo.Ren: yeah when it was just three hours of making out because the kids didn’t bother to show up. Now this one kid wants to do good so I actually have to teach him shit.
HamAndCheese: Better than dealing with Mr. Schuyler. His class is the one class I get to see all six of my lovely boyfriends and he separated us.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: We weren’t even arguing for once. Just discussing different views very loudly.
Gaylo.Ren: You’d think being besties with the sisters would help
HamAndCheese: I think it made it worse. He may think we’re trying to date them
Gaylo.Ren: Then just prove how extreamly fucking gay you are
HamAndCheese: I have. Literally every time I walk through that door Laf has the need to smother me with kisses because it’s our only class.
FireIsDangerousChildren: Maria you are twenty minutes late.
Gaylo.Ren: SHIT
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dont: We actually had a civil class today good job you two
HamAndCheese: I almost stabbed Lee
Lee.The.Bee: Hey I am not wrong alright
HamAndCheese: Yeah you are but I’m sick of sitting by you so I stayed quiet.
FrenchiestFry: I sit in the very back row it’s bullshit. He’s too old to have this big a class.
dont: one more period and then we can watch a ton of movies together and cuddle
HamAndCheese: yay!
FrenchiestFry: Herc lost his phone again but he says he will gladly take part in this (although he knows he doesn't have a choice)
HamAndCheese: Can we watch Grease?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Yes please! I personally think all the T-Birds are gay
dont: who doesn’t.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: True.
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dont: boi they gonna do it
User.Name: fucking finally it’s been four weeks now.
MommaDuck: What ya’ll going on about
dont: Thomas and Alex are the only two who haven't kissed each other. Right now they’ve started ignoring the movie and are just staring at each other.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: I bet you guys twenty bucks and two free starbucks drinks that Thomas makes the first move.
MommaDuck: I bet you thirty bucks, three free starbucks drinks, and a week's worth of no homework passes Alex does.
dont: mom fight. Who child is gonna win.
dont: oh Oh OH Thomas made the ever so slightest fucking movement to Alex like he flinched at him.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: OOOOO
User.Name: Alex keeps biting his lower lip and flicking his eyes down to Thomas’ this is stupidly cute.
MommaDuck: GO ALEX! WIN ME SOME STARBUCKS!
dont: op oP OP THERE THEY GO
User.Name: FINALLY HO T DAMN
MommaDuck: Which momma won
dont: Peggy did
WhoGaveYouTheRight: YES! I knew my son wouldn’t disappoint. Not to mention it’s so obvious Alex is a bottom bitch.
HamAndCheese: I have my phone right next to me.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: I’m not wrong sweetie and you know it
HamAndCheese: Fuck you
WhoGaveYouTheRight: HA
dont: that was never a secret
HamAndCheese: Oh shut it you have no right to talk
dont: RUDE
HamAndCheese: ;) hey if I can’t have a secret you can’t either
dont: this is abuse
HamAndCheese: I’m going back to kissing Thomas now babe
dont: rude af. Tomorrow night you’re mine.
HamAndCheese: deal
MommaDuck: This shit is too gay for me.
Gaylo.Ren: I’m gay as fuck and it’s too gay for me.
FireIsDangerousChildren: Hey at least they’re happy for once in their life.
MommaDuck: Yeah that’s really true. Alex isn’t passive-depressive anymore.
Gaylo.Ren: mmhmm. He actually seeks help.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Same with James and Thomas tbh.
MommaDuck: look at our happy sons
Gaylo.Ren: Did we ever actually decide who was the mom to Laf, Aaron, Herc, and John?
FireIsDangerousChildren: I think Laf and Herc have adopted me as their momma.
Gaylo.Ren: Shit that leaves me with Aaron and John. These two will not be good for mom practice. Who wants to trade.
MommaDuck: You can’t trade children Maria
Gaylo.Ren: Shit
WhoGaveYouTheRight: I would never trade my sons for the world.
MommaDuck: Shit I only have one son.
MommaDuck: ScreW IT. Seabury, Lee, and Georgie you are my children.
Seaberries: I didn’t consent to this
KING: I’m chill. I heard Alex gets free things because of it.
MommaDuck: I’m the oldest of my sisters so I get more money than I can handle so I will spoil my kids.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Yeah well money can’t buy happiness.
KING: It can buy me a new blanket and that’s good enough.
Seaberries: I just bought you one.
KING: Hey okay you are “waiting” and that’s bullshit enough and Lee works nights.
Gaylo.Ren: None of us needed to know this
Seaberries: what did I do to deserve this
KING: You’re gay alright our lives are never easy
Seaberries: i hate everything right about now
WhoGaveYouTheRight: oh fuck I have a date tomorrow
MommaDuck: Every second I spend talking to you guys is another dead brain cell
FireIsDangerousChildren: Hey not fault you’ve got four kids and a group chat to manage
MommaDuck: wake me up (wake me up inside) i cant wake up
MagentaIsAColorAlex: WHY WERE YOU BETTING ON ME AND ALEX AGAIN
MommaDuck: I’m gonna go to sleep now
FireIsDangerousChilren: It’s only 9
MommaDuck: Way past my bullshit dealing time gOOD NIGHT
WhoGaveYouTheRight: I refuse to take part in this chat tomorrow
FireIsDangerousChildren: Hey you gotta tell us how the date went at least
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Fine but that is it
FireIsDangerousChildren: Yay! Love ya sis!
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Yeah yeah yeah.