Momliza
KING: What’s the definition of hippopotmus
Gaylo.Ren: It is three in the morning
KING: ‘a large thick-skinned semiaquatic African mammal, with massive jaws and large tusks.’
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Have you guys seen an echidna’s penis?
Gaylo.Ren: THREE
Gaylo.Ren: IN THE
Gaylo.Ren: MORNING
Dont: Thomas is basically a giant pillow pet im crying this is so nice
Dont: Oh wow i feel bad for female echidnas
KING: o damn
Gaylo.Ren: jfc i hate all of you
FrenchiestFry: James and Aaron have grabbed hold onto me and it’s so nice oh god
Dont: Oh wow they have claimed you im crying
Gaylo.Ren: THREE
Gaylo.Ren: IN
Gaylo.Ren: THE
Gaylo.Ren: MORNING
KING: cac·tus ‘a succulent plant with a thick, fleshy stem that typically bears spines, lacks leaves, and has brilliantly colored flowers. Cacti are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants.’
KING: Cacti and hippos are both thicc
dont: Members of the thicc family with Herc
FrenchiestFry: yeah but i wont fuck a cactus or a hippo
dont: tru
KING: marsh·mal·low ‘a spongy confection made from a soft mixture of sugar, albumen, and gelatin.’
dont: Albumen sounds like a gay bar
KING: ‘egg white, or the protein contained in it.’
FrenchiestFry: protein and albumen are also related to Herc
Dont: Thomas is a teddy bear i love
Gaylo.Ren: Ahem mind if i share the title of my favorite book
KING: do please
dont: le go
FrenchiestFry: ye
Gaylo.Ren: GO THE F*CK TO SLEEP
KING: yeah that is a good book
Gaylo.Ren: we have first period together mister i will hurt you
dont: s’cuse you i am trying to sleep
Gaylo.Ren: dO n T Pu SH YOR Luc K
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MagentaIsAColorAlex: i am not a teddy bear or a pillow pet
HamAndCheese: yeh you are
HamAndCheese: so are Aaron and James
HamAndCheese: You guys are just our three lil pillows
MommaDuck: I want children
HamAndCheese: You have 12
MommaDuck: *10, Thomas and James are my grandchildren
WhoGaveYouTheRight: B) They my sons
MommaDuck: But no like an actual child. Idk why but this girl in my third period has a daughter and they’re really cute
User.name: you mean Theo? Or Adrienne?
MommaDuck: wait who
FrenchiestFry: is the child a tiny female Aaron or a teeny me
MommaDuck: smol Aaron
User.name: Yeah that’s Theo.
FireIsDangerousChildren: Maria should I tell them
Gaylo.Ren: Wai t did you really decide
FireIsDangerousChildren: Well I met Theo and Adrienne and they convinced me
Gaylo.Ren: !!!!!! Tell them yes oh my god im so happy hon
MommaDuck: Eliza…
FireIsDangerousChildren: Remember the...incident?
MommaDuck: yeah…
FireIsDangerousChildren: He may or may not have gotten me pregnant
MommaDuck: wh A T
WhoGaveYouTheRight: LIZA
HamAndCheese: wait fo R REALL
FireIsDangerousChildren: Yeah. Origionally I was gonna get rid of it but lately ive been thinking. This could be good you know? I have a stable job and money, I’ve got Maria by my side and you all.
MommaDuck: PEGGY We’ RE GONNA BE AUNTS
WhoGaveYouTheRight: AHHHHHH ELIZA IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU <333
HamAndCheese: LIZA BABY OH MY GOD
FrenchiestFry: TEENY ELIZ A WILL BE SO CUTE
User.name: !!!!!!
HamAndCheese: Have any name ideas?
FireIsDangerousChildren: Yes actually. Phillipa for a girl and Phillip for a boy.
HamAndCheese: awww those are cute
Gaylo.Ren: I am mom now i must be responsible
KING: Will you stop calling me dickweed now
Gaylo.Ren: Just because I’m a resposible mom doesn’t mean im adult
KING: Won’t argue there.
Best: Oh wow congrats Eliza. Should you have any questions Martha will gladly answer them
FireIsDangerousChildren: I may to you up on that offer
ZeroToHero: I go for doughnuts and come back to this shit
HanAndCheese: Don worry Herc baby I’ll catch you up.
ZeroToHero: Thanks
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Hey speaking of Theo and Adrienne did you know they’re dating?
FireIsDangerousChildren: How’d you find this out
WhoGaveYouTheRight: They just asked me out