Lee you are a lost cause
MagentaIsAColorAlex sent the file hELPME.jpeg to the group
MommaDuck: Is
MommaDuck: Is that Alex?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: ye AH. He fell asleep at midnight and has been holding me like a fucking koala since.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: It’s really cute tbh I love this
Best: How’d you get him to sleep?
MagentaIsAColorAlex: I don’t really know? We were kinda talking about the worst puns someone has ever told us and he kinda just grabbed my sides and curled up and slept.
ZeroToHero: How are you breathing that kid has a grip
MagentaIsAColorAlex: I don’t think I am but that’s okay because he is sleeping and that is a good thing.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Btw did Aaron kick you and John last night Herc? Because he has that issue
ZeroToHero: Ha not me bc John was the middle
Dont: Yeah thanks hon. But it wasn’t bad once I fell asleep because I’m a deep sleeper.
MommaDuck: Wait why are you messaging each other
Dont: Laf, Alex, Aaron, and James are fast asleep. It’s cute and we refuse to wake them
Gaylo.Ren: Well you fucking woke me
Dont: Oops
Gaylo.Ren: Yeah oops you little shit I was kind of enjoying sleeping in
MommaDuck: Guys Peggy is in this group care about the child
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Angie I’m not that much younger
MommaDuck: You’re awake?
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Never went to sleep
MommaDuck: PEGGY
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Hey if Alex can go four days without sleep and not get yelled at I can go one night
MommaDuck: We dont yell at Alex because he is the sweet son we protect and yelling is child abuse
WhoGaveYouTheRight: DISRESPECTED
FireIsDangerousChildren: Rip Peggy. No one loved her.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: Excuse you I will not let my mom be attacked in this way. If James were awake I’m sure he’d agree.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Thanks son
ZeroToHero: Angelica isn’t wrong Peggy you are young but Alex has issues
WhoGaveYouTheRight: I
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Fuck I can’t really argue.
CurrentlyDyingThanks: I wake up and Laf is like almost absorbing me they’re so tall
ZeroToHero: Ikr? They’re lovely.
User.Name: Are Laf and Alex the only once asleep
HamAndCheese: Nope just Laf.
CurrentlyDyingThanks: fuck
HamAndCheese: Hey at least you can breath okay I am so short Laf literally curls all the way around me. I have almost been suffocated by them on multiple accounts.
WhoGaveYouTheRight: Even during my dad’s class they smother you. You are just a good person to cuddle.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: You’re telling me
HamAndCheese: WHY IS THOMAS EVEN TALLER THIS IS UN FUCKING FAIR
WhoGaveYouTheRight: HA
HamAndCheese: Lee just messaged me. He wants advice about how to go about explaining and getting into a poly relationship
Dont: Wait really
HamAndCheese: yeh
CurrentlyDyingThanks: SWEE T UN HOL Y JESUS CHRIST
FrenchiestFry: Sorry James
MommaDuck: Wait what
CurrentlyDyingThanks: LAF ALMOST THREW ME THROUGH THE GODDAMN ROOF BY WAKING UP.
HamAndCheese: “Alexander please help me I will let you be right for two weeks if you do.”
HamAndCheese: damn guys I can’t refuse this offer should I invite him in? We’ll kick him soon as he explains himself
MommaDuck: Why not. He may suck but as a mom even I gotta admit he can be cool
HamAndCheese added Lee.The.Bee to the chat
Gaylo.Ren: Sup dickweed
HamAndCheese: Maria giving welcome tidings again
HamAndCheese: But anyway Lee say your thing because the faster you get the advice you need the faster we dont have to speak.
Lee.The.Bee: It has come to my attention that most of you are in poly relationships. I would like ask how to go about explaining this concept and asking people out in this term.
Gaylo.Ren: Lee who you like?
Lee.The.Bee: Seabury and the King
HamAndCheese: OH MY GOD I TOLD YOU GUYS
Gaylo.Ren: Ahah and ya’ll said Alex and I were crazy
MommaDuck: Shit I owe so much money
CurrentlyDyingThanks: Damn Thomas and me do as well
HamAndCheese: I’ll let you pay it off with cuddles and letting me pick the movie
CurrentlyDyingThanks: DE AL
HamAndCheese: Oh right we need to help Lee. JO HN YOU TALK YOU DEALT WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION WITH ME
Dont: Oh damn okay. I guess just talk to them? They aren’t close-minded so they’ll listen for sure.
HamAndCheese: That was beautiful.
Lee.The.Bee: Talking isn’t my strong suit
HamAndCheese: Yeah but you can’t punch them into liking you.
Lee.The.Bee: Fine I’ll give it a shot but I will punch you if this doesn’t work
Best: Not happening son
HamAndCheese: AHA I knew having GWash in this chat would be useful
Dont: Nice
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Lee.The.Bee: They don't understand
Gaylo.Ren: fucking hell
Gaylo.Ren has added KING and Seaberries to the chat
KING: what is this
Gaylo.Ren: It’s Maria Reynolds here. I’m gonna tell you two some shit so sit down
Dont: oh my god Maria please
Gaylo.Ren: A polyamory relationship is three or more people in a relationship together. Not cheating, everyone is dating everyone. Lee has liked both of you for some time now and was wondering if you were open to this.
KING: See Sammy I told you he would need help
Seaberries: yeah yeah okay at least I had confidence in him
Lee.The.Bee: Wait what
HamAndCheese: oH m Y GOD THIS IS GREAT
Gaylo.Ren: Okay for real am I the ONLY one to notice Sam sucks at flirting
Seaberries: Fucking rude
Gaylo.Ren: “Your hair is a nice color today. Not t hA T ISNT NICE ANY OTHER DAY.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
Lee.The.Bee: Wait that was flirting
Gaylo.Ren: Wow you are worse at reading flirting than Sam is at actually flirting
KING: Not gonna lie that is really true.
Seaberries: GEORGIE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ME
KING: eh. Anyway on the actual reason we were thrown in this hell-hole. Lee I am really surprised it took you this long to do anything. Sam and I have been flirting since the beginning of last year.
Lee.The.Bee: oh really?
Gaylo.Ren: I love this oh my god Lee you are so pathetic.
Lee.The.Bee: Ow
KING: Did it never strike you as the littlest bit obvious when I nicknamed you “precious bumblebee.” Like come on man it’s your user right now.
Lee.The.Bee: Oh
Gaylo.Ren: Holy shit Lee you are a lost cause. I’m doing this for you. “King” George Fredrickson the Third and Samuel Seabury, would you be so gracious to allow Lee into your relationship
KING: Duh
Seaberries: Totally
Gaylo.Ren: Lee, your response
Lee.The.Bee: Ice cream after class Monday?
KING: I’ll be there
Seaberries: Wouldn’t miss it for the world
Gaylo.Ren: DONE SEE THIS ISN’T HARD PEOPLE
FireIsDangerousChildren: Maria I love you and this is exactly why
Gaylo.Ren: See am I not the best
HamAndCheese: Me and my six other boyfriends agree you are the best
Best: Even I think you’re the best
Gaylo.Ren: AHA
Seaberries: Wait six. Alexander I thought you only had three
HamAndCheese: Shit.
MagentaIsAColorAlex: ALEXANDER