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HamAndCheese: Thomas I don’t normally ask you for favors. Or anything really. But could you tell Aaron he’s wrong.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: No???? Why would I do that???

HamAndCheese: Because he’s wrong

MagentaIsAColorAlex: How is he wrong.

HamAndCheese: He said I was skinny

FireIsDangerousChildren: ALEXANDER HAMILTON

MommaDuck: ALEX MY SON, MY PRECIOUS DUCKLING

WhoGaveYouTheRight: A L E X

HamAndCheese: He said I was skinny and he was jealous and I laughed and he says he’s serious like wow he’s wrong

MagentaIsAColorAlex: ALEXANDER NO DONT DENY THAT HE ISN'T WRONG

HamAndCheese: Oh god Thomas actually cares about me for once I’m genuinely scared

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Because it’s serious??? Like??? Please don’t think like that.

HamAndCheese: Okay now I’m scared.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: James has these same issues so it concerns the hell out of me.

WhoGaveYouTheRight: See this is why I like Thomas. He can have feelings sometimes.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Peggy that was both a compliment and disrespectful.

WhoGaveYouTheRight: B)

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Th O M AS

MagentaIsAColorAlex: oh right that was a secret or something

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Divorced

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Please don't I love you and you know I do

CurrentlyDyingThanks: fuck you

MagentaIsAColorAlex: B)

CurrentlyDyingThanks: AN Y WAY ALEX HOW YOU DOING

HamAndCheese: I can relate right there. I’m doing decent I guess? Aaron is still complimenting me and I can’t stand how wrong he is. He literally just said I wrote better like HA at that.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: I swear to fuck if he is flirting.

CurrentlyDyingThanks: yeah I was thinking that too.

HamAndCheese: Oh shit he might be. He looks really awkward. I’m calling him out on this bullshittery

MagentaIsAColorAlex: He’s making up words again.

HamAndCheese: ….

HamAndCheese: He just suggested

HamAndCheese: THE WORST IDEA EVER

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Oh god he did not

CurrentlyDyingThanks: IM CRYING HE ACTUALLY DID IT

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Whelp I’m gonna go to sleep and never wake the fuck up

User.Name: Hey you weren’t gonna fucking do it and obviously James was to much of a wuss so I stood up.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: AARON BABY I LOVE YOU BUT WHEN I SAID THOSE THINGS I KINDA EXPECTED THE THINGS TO GO AWAY AND NOW THEY CAN’T

HamAndCheese: Do not tell me that was Thomas’ idea

Dont: Oooh I wanna know!

ZeroToHero: Same

FrenchiestFry: Yeah tbh me too.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: NO YOU DON’T

CurrentlyDyingThanks: THOMAS HONEY IM CRYING THIS IS GREAT

MagentaIsAColorAlex: YOU ARE LAUGHING IM ACTUALLY CRYING

CurrentlyDyingThanks: yeah this is kinda bullying i mean its not like he LITERALLY CONFESSED EVERYTHING

User.Name: Fuck you I did you a favor.

HamAndCheese: It was Thomas’ idea wow okAY THEN THAT CHANGES A LOT OF THINGS

Dont: Alex babe explain

ZeroToHero: Yeah please what did TJeff’s do now

FrenchiestFry: ^^^^^^

HamAndCheese: Honestly I think I’d feel really bad if I shared it?? It’s weird but like...it’s something that changes my mind on a LOT of shit and I’m just confused.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: wait really?

HamAndCheese: I mean it’s...shocking? And strange. But you know...not a totally bad idea like I first thought.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: w A I T WHAT

HamAndCheese: Ok AY HEAR ME OUT, I’D MAYBE BE CHILL IF JOHN, LAF, AND HERC AGREED

Dont: Alex what im so confused

HamAndCheese: Okay here it goes...with Thomas’ permission

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Go ahead. I’m panicking enough as it is.

HamAndCheese: OKAY SO

HamAndCheese: Apparently Thomas has liked all four of us for a while now. And James has as well. Aaron talked to them about this and said he felt something too. The idea was… oh god how do i word this right

User.Name: Same way I said it to you.

HamAndCheese: A seven people relationship is the best kind.

Dont: Wait. wA IT. W A I T.

ZeroToHero: OH MY GOD THOMAS HAS FEELINGS THAT’S CUTE

ZeroToHero: i just called thomas cute and honestly I think that’s proof I’m on board

Dont: W A I T

Dont: okay I’m still struggling to process the fact that Herc, Laf, and Alex like me. Now TJeffs, JMads, and ABurr like me????? I’m….so….fucking hell yeah I’m on board!

HamAndCheese: Laf?

FrenchiestFry: I am French. That should be answer enough.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: You guys aren’t fucking with me right is this real

HamAndCheese: I would never. You have actual feelings and I appreciate that.

User.Name: AHA! I did us a favor!

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Yeah he’s right about that.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Okay now I’m seriously crying is this actually happening?

HamAndCheese: Friday, 8 PM. You have the address already because Aaron works on a lot of projects with me. All three of you fuckers better be here with PJs, pillows, and blankets.

Best: Does this mean I can actually teach class without Thomas and Alex arguing?

MagentaIsAColorAlex: HA

HamAndCheese: PL EAS E I still have some sense in my body.

Best: Worth a shot.

WhoGaveYouTheRight: Oh

FireIsDangerousChildren: My

MommaDuck: GOD

MommaDuck: IS THIS HAPPENING IM CRYING LOOK MY CHILDREN

WhoGaveYouTheRight: THOMAS HONEY I TOLD YOU ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Y E A H I KNOW YOu’RE ALWAYS RIGHT PEGGY

FireIsDangerousChildren: H AN G ON MARIA HAS TO SEE THIS

FireIsDangerousChildren added Gaylo.Ren to the chat

FireIsDangerousChildren: HON LOOK IT’S REAL

Gaylo.Ren: You owe me thirty bucks and ten kisses

FireIsDangerousChildren: Yeah I know.

HamAndCheese: DI D YOU SERIOUSLY BET ON THIS

WhoGaveYouTheRight: Yeah. Maria and I bet it would happen. Angie and Eliza didn’t think so.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: I feel so supported yet unsupported

Dont: SHHH ITS OKAY

ZeroToHero: WE SUPPORT YOU

FrenchiestFry: ALL THE WAY

HamAndCheese: WE BELIEVE IN YOU

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Thomas is literally crying happy tears into my shirt this is the happiest I’ve seen him in like two years

HamAndCheese: wait what he’s always got a smug ass grin on?? He’s the happiest dude in school

CurrentlyDyingThanks: mmmm not really actually

WhoGaveYouTheRight: th O M A S MY SON OH GOD

Dont: BABE

ZeroToHero: BABE

FrenchiestFry: BABE

HamAndCheese: BABE

User.Name: BABE

CurrentlyDyingThanks: BABE

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Friday. I will be there don’t worry.

CurrentlyDyingThanks: MMmhm totally

User.Name: As if I wouldn’t go

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