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MagentaIsAColorAlex: JAMES PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE DOING IT

CurrentlyDyingThanks: jfc yes I am your yelling isnt calming me down

MagentaIsAColorAlex: I’M JUST NERVOUS

CurrentlyDyingThanks: You arent the one asking him out asshole

ZeroToHero: WHO THE FUCK IS ASKING WHO OUT

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Aaron currently opened up about being annoyed that he is single especially because he’s open to a poly relationship and now me and James are asking him into ours

ZeroToHero: oh damn

CurrentlyDyingThanks: I sent it. Fuck Thomas if this doesn’t go smoothly he will know it was your idea.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Wow rude. Divorcing you.

CurrentlyDyingThanks: 1. We aren’t married 2. You love me too much 3. He’s typing 4. Where the fuck are you it’s been an hour and getting coffee doesnt take that long

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Um...I may be outside Aaron’s room??

CurrentlyDyingThanks: I would say that’s creepy but he just texted me really excitedly saying he gladly will. So I told him your location. He is too nervous to open the door.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Aww he’s so cute I love h im

HamAndCheese: I literally get out of class and not two minutes later Thomas and James have started dating Aaron. I swear I miss so much shit when my phone is off.

ZeroToHero: Yeah remember the time you missed the fact that we were dating

HamAndCheese: Uncalled for okay I was trying to get an A

ZeroToHero: Babe you always have A’s

HamAndCheese: It was Schuyler's class and that man hates me

MommaDuck: Yeah he really does. He once forced Alex to sit in the hallway because Alex wouldn’t stop scribbling on the board.

HamAndCheese: It wasn’t scribbling. I was just mad so my handwriting wasn’t the best.

MommaDuck: Sure.

HamAndCheese: This is child abuse. Ducks don't treat their children this way.

MagentaIsAColorAlex added User.Name to the group chat

MagentaIsAColorAlex: LooK WHO FINALLY MADE AN ACCOUNT

HamAndCheese: Aaron I know that is you but what the fuck is your username.

User.Name: Thomas put me on the spot I didn’t have time to think

ZeroToHero: ThAT IS EXACTLY WHAT LAF DID TO ME! They refused to let me think on it so I had to do a reference from that stupid ass Disney movie.

FrenchiestFry: I wanted to stay out of this but that insult to an amazing movie will not got unshamed

ZeroToHero: It sucks I’m sorry babe but I hate it.

HamAndCheese: Well I guess we have movie night planned

ZeroToHero: You little shit.

HamAndCheese: ;)

Dont: I tried typing earlier but Burr’s username is killing me i cant breath

User.Name: Thomas are they always like this

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Yes they are and it annoys me

User.Name: Leave then?

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Nah. Too lazy and besides James would talk shit about me

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Wow how dare you assume I’d stoop to that level.

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Oh shush you would

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Yeah okay I would

WhoGaveYouTheRight: 1.Sense when has John ever called Aaron by his last name 2. FINALLY YOU FUCKING ASKED HIM OUT

MommaDuck: PEGGY

WhoGaveYouTheRight: Angelica just that one time I get to use it for emphasis

MommaDuck: Yeah okay fine.

WhoGaveYouTheRight: TJEFFS!!! JMADS!!! IM SO PROUD!!!! Aaron I will fight you if you hurt them okay I protect these two since no one else does. (alex)

HamAndCheese: Okay but I defend James sometimes

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Y EA H ONLY JAMES THo

HamAndCheese: B)

User.Name: I’m more concerned I just got threatened by Peggy? I thought she was pure and anti-violence

HamAndCheese: OH GOD NO. Once Lee was insulting me (like usual) and Peggy kicked him to the ground and was just like so violent.

MommaDuck: NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT

WhoGaveYouTheRight: NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO

HamAndCheese: oops

FireIsDangerousChildren: I just wanted to have a nice time at Panera with Maria and my phone doesn’t shut up and I swear you are all annoying shits

FireIsDangerousChildren: Also congrats Aaron now you can deal with Thomas and James’ shit instead of us

MagentaIsAColorAlex: RUDE

CurrentlyDyingThanks: The blue one isn’t wrong

FireIsDangerousChildren: No one asked James

HamAndCheese: ‘Liza babe u feelin alright?

FireIsDangerousChildren: No because Maria is sleeping on me and it’s cute and I’m mad

HamAndCheese: Dilemmas only Eliza can have

FireIsDangerousChildren: Fight me Alexander

HamAndCheese: Shit im scared now she used the name

User.Name: Wow I like Eliza when she’s mad

FireIsDangerousChildren: Thanks fuckface

MommaDuck: ELIZA THERE IS A CHILD IN THE CHAT

WhoGaveYouTheRight: Angie please I am not a child

MommaDuck: Yeah you are

HamAndCheese: Hey idea: Lets invite Washington to the chat!

MagentaIsAColorAlex: NO WH AT BAD IDEA

HamAndCheese has added Best to the chat

MagentaIsAColorAlex: Damn it Alex

HamAndCheese: B)

Best: I’m scared

WhoGaveYouTheRight: You should be Mr.Washington

MommaDuck: Wow I forgot you are really smol oh god I apologize George she is teeny baby

WhoGaveYouTheRight: Disrespected

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