
Dug yourself a deeper hole
Mika shook when he heard his name on the other side of the door. He needed to calm down, but his nerves wouldn't let him. “ I-I've been meaning to talk to you.” ‘Damn, I stuttered.’ He waited patiently for the other to respond and hopefully let him in. “Uh, yeah sure.” Yuu said as he opened the door. “ What did you want to talk about?” He crossed his arms and leaned his back on the door frame. ‘Well he doesn't look nervous at all.’ Mika thought confusedly maintaining eye contact. He was known for his looks so the fact that he tried to kiss the man in front of him surely would've made him flustered. But to Mika's surprise he wasn't at all. “ I wanted to thank you.”
‘Wait, did he just flinch?’ Mika focused again. “ For finding me and bringing me back during the storm.” Something flickered in Yuu’s eyes before he spoke. “ Yeah, it was nothing. Just doing what any decent human being would do.” Yuu shrugged it off. “ But if it weren't for you I'd be dead.” That momentarily stunned Yuu before he put his calm demeanor on again. “ I guess that's true, look I don't want any…..” Mika zoned out as he watched Yuu's lips move glistening in the light. ‘I wonder how soft they would be?’.
“ Oi, Mika. Earth to Mika? Mika!” This time Yuu grabbed the blonde by the shoulders and gave him a shake. “ Huh? What?” ‘That seemed to bring you back.’ Yuu thought frustratedly. “ Like I was saying you don't owe me anything. So thank you for coming along and you're welcome for saving you, but I have things to do so...” He was shutting the door before Mika stuck his foot in, “ No way! I owe you so there must be something you want! There's always something.” Mika barged into his room. “ Wha?!? Hey get the hell out!” Yuu yelled tackling Mika to the floor. Only to be flipped over seeing as the blonde had better upper arm strength.
Yuu was pinned to the floor, there was no way out. “ G-get the fuck off!” He still struggled kicking his feet out from under Mika. “ I can give you anything you want. Besides I don't like being in debt to people.” Mika stated once again. “ Yeah! Well I don't like being pinned to the floor. So will you get off you damn homo!!!” ‘You damn homo! Damn homo! Homo!’ Mika had never jumped off the floor so fast. “ Are you kidding me? Me a homo?!? Look I don't know about you, but I've slept with countless women. I lost my virginity to one for christs sake!!!!” Mika yelled at the now flustered and blushing Yuu.
“ G-Good day to you Hyakuya!” Mika then stomped out of Yuu's room. You ran out of his room seeing Mika in the elevator already as he yelled, “ How did you know my name or my room number!?!” Mika who was also blushing yelled back, “ Chess told me your name and my room is right next to yours stupid!!!” That said the elevator doors closed and Yuu stomped right back into his room.
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“ Look Crowley sweety it's Mika! Oh looks like he's angry!” Ferid spoke cheerfully seeing the blonde stomp his way to the beach kicking any rocks that were in his path. “ He's like a child.” Crowley commented sipping his cocktail that was inside a coconut. “ Can't be helped he's much too young for this type of work and yet here he is.” Ferid replied while putting sun tan lotion on his arms. “ Hey babe, can you get my back for me?” Ferid looked at Crowley with puppy dog eyes. “ Oh alright.” A small squeal left Ferids lips as he laid down in his beach chair. “ Love you.” Crowley smiled massaging Ferid’s back. “ Love you too.”
After Crowley was done applying the lotion they decided to go for a swim. “ Crowley stop splashing me! You're going to ruin my hair!” Ferid tried running, but got splashed anyway. “ Whatever it's expected to happen if you're going swimming!” He emphasized by splashing Ferid again. “ Heyyy!” Then Ferid slowed his running bringing his hand up to hold his chin. “ Hey, Crowley?” Gaining his attention. “ What is it?” He walked closer to Crowley. “ I've never really….” the rest was lost because he whispered it into Crowley’s ear. “ I never pegged you as that type of person Ferid.” Ferid laughed at him. “ Well, are you in or out?”
“ Who said anything about me being out.” The couple waited for the beach to clear out well except for Mika who now was laying down in the sand. They set their clothes down by some rocks and sprinted back into the water. “ Holy shit it's colder than last time!” Crowley shivered. “ Of course it is we're skinny dipping you idiot!” Ferid smacked Crowley on top of his head. “ You say that, but you're shaking too.” Crowley pulled Ferid into a hug. “ oh are you thinking what I'm thinking?” Ferid wiggled his eyebrows. “ maybe” Crowley planted a kiss on Ferids lips. “ Or not at all!” He grabbed tightly onto Ferid’s waist and plunged them underwater.
They both resurfaced, Ferid coughing up water. “ Crowley I'm going to kill you!!!” Ferid chased after Crowley forgetting they were completely naked until they made it onto the beach. Mika finally decided to head back inside as he was getting up he thought ‘does god want me to go blind!’ because in front of him he saw his naked coworkers chasing each other around on the beach. “ Are you kidding me!” The pair froze in place. “ For once can you two at least act normal and I don't know maybe not make want to burn my eyes!!!” Mika walked inside. “ Put some clothes on before I report you to the damn hotel!!!”
That marked the end of Crowley and Ferid’s fun for the day.
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‘Seriously, I can never get a brake! First I get called a homo by what's his face and then when I go to cool off at the beach I see Ferid and Crowley running around naked. Like what the hell!’ Mika cringed at the memory replaying in his head. ‘ Yeah, sure I like dick. Dumbass!’ Mika huffed angrily. ‘It's already been 5 days since my vacations started! If this keeps up I'll be back behind a computer screen chugging down coffee before I know it!’ He flopped down on an arm chair in the lobby. Not caring if he got sand everywhere. He noticed how everyone was giving him side looks. ‘ Probably because they can feel the heat coming off of me.’ He chuckled as he ran his hands through his hair letting his head fall forward.
He could hear the familiar clickety clack of high heels approaching him. He looked up to see the same smile that had checked up on him that day. “ Hello, Mika its okay that I call you that right you didn't seem to mind it earlier?” She smiled more nervously this time. “ Not at all.” Mika saw her visibly relax. “ What seems to be the problem? You know it's in my job to see that my guests are satisfied.” Chess waited to hear his reply. Mika sighed sitting up straight. “ look it's real nice that you're trying to help me, but I really just need to be alone right now.” He held his head in his hands while his knees held him upright. “ It's about Yuu isn't it?” He jerked in response. ‘ Is it that obvious?’
“You're confused or more like he confused you.” Chess smiled a little bit more mischievous. “ Hey! I'm not confused I know absolutely who I like! Anyways quit butting in and leave me alone!” Chess chuckled at Mika. “ If you're not confused then why don't you prove it? Because to me it looks like you're pretty confused.” Mika mumbled something under his breath. “ What was that?” Chess leaned down putting her ear closer to Mika's mouth. “ how am I supposed to do that?” She quickly stepped back. “ Now, now Mika if I gave you the answer to everything you wouldn't learn anything now would you? We can't all be greedy.” Chess winked at him before she left, Mika watched until she took a right and was no longer in sight.
“ I guess I could explain myself about the whole kissing thing. That's probably why he thinks I'm gay. But even than I don't know why I did it!” Mika was running out of options. “ I got it!” A new thought in Mika’s mind led him right to Yuu’s door. ‘ Maybe in theory this was a better idea.’ But it didn't discourage Mika he knocked on the door once again. He waited he could hear the sound of footsteps behind the door. “ What the hell do you want?” Yuu said behind the door. “ I wanted to say I'm sorry for barging into your room.” That let Yuu's guard down. He opened the door giving the blonde one more chance. “ I should've respected your privacy.”
Yuu nodded signaling him to continue. “ Look I also came here for another reason. What you said earlier about me being a “homo” it really bugged me.” Yuu looked sad for a moment he was about to open his mouth to apologize before Mika interrupted him again. “ Which is why I'll prove to you that I'm not.”
Mika smirked. Yuu didn't get what he meant at first, but then Mika pulled him close and kissed Yuu on his lips. Yuu tried to push him away, but Mika grabbed hold of his waist trapping his arms in the process. Yuu dared not to speak for fear of the blonde trying to deepen the kiss. What felt like eternity was only four seconds, then Mika let go. “ See I felt nothing for that kiss…… hey are you okay?”
Mika looked at Yuu who held a hand over his mouth a cherry red blush covering his face standing silently looking at the ground. “ So that's why you did it! My first kiss was just a fucking joke to you! To prove your not gay! Thanks a lot you jackass!” Mika expected to see full blown rage on the ravens face. But when Yuu looked up his eyes were full of tears and Mika knew in an instant that he had fucked up.