The PTA pt.1
The entire room went silent as Sans walked in. He was the only monster here. Frisk led him to his seat, then they scurried off to play with the other children. Then, the attention from Sans died away and then the pre-meeting gossip resumed. Sans couldn't help but eavesdrop to the two women beside him.
"Ugh, I'm so glad that cow didn't show up today." A brunette woman with a tight bun said. "I know, and butterscotch and cinnamon? That's disgusting, my lemon bars are far superior." a blonde woman with her hair in a ponytail said. Sans knew they were talking about Toriel, and felt his eye heat up, but dismissed it, as they promised Toriel they wouldn't give anyone a bad time. Instead, he went over to the snack table and reached for a lemon bar. Frisk ran up to him. "Don't eat those," They signed. "Those are Linda's." Sans shrugged. "c'mon, they can't be that bad." He bit into one.
It was the worst thing he ever tasted. It was too sour, felt heavier than a rock (He was pretty sure he now had a crack in his teeth), and was downright awful. Frisk shook their head. "Don't say I didn't warn you." Sans threw the lemon bar away. "what is in those things?" Frisk began to sign. "Vegan, low fat, and gluten free."
"Okay everybody, take your seats." The blonde woman from before announced. "For those of you who have just joined," She glared at Sans. "I am the PTA president, Linda Hoppkins. Today we have a few topics to discuss." She pointed to a whiteboard behind her that read 3 things, Vaccines, School Bake Sale, and Cafeteria menu.
"Okay first things first, the vaccines our children get yearly. Do we really want to inject those poisons into our-" "hold up there linda." Sans interrupted. "vaccinations are not poisons. its a good idea to get those shots yearly, as it prevents the chance of getting sick." Linda glared daggers at him. "As if you would know anything. You're just a monster, you wouldn't know anything about humans and vaccines. Just look at your girl Frisk! She's proof that vaccines cause autism!"
'oh, she's going down' Sans thought.