The PTA pt. 2
Sans eye lights quickly burnt out. "Linda. 1. Frisk is not a girl. They are non binary. 2. Vaccines do not cause autism. 3. I literally have a PHD. I know what I'm talking about. It's like saying, "OH! Wearing makeup causes stupidity!" And by the looks of your 20 pound layer of clown makeup, I think it does."
Linda's face heated up. "W-well then. Uh," She crossed off vaccines on the whiteboard. "Next up is uh, the school bake sale. Greg, you're in charge of cookies, Helen, you're in charge of cupcakes," She sent out orders to everyone else but Sans. "wait lin, i think you forgot us? what are we supposed to bring in?" Linda stared at him. "Nothing! Monsters would probably get fur stuck in the food, or poison it!" She stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"linda, i bet you that it would be better than your lemon bars." She gasped. Sans chuckled. "c'mon, i'm just kidding with ya. the only thing drier than your lemon squares is your sense of humor."
Linda had enough. "OUT! OUT Of HERE! MEETING DISMISSED!" She shrieked. Sans chuckled as he went to get Frisk. "i think that was a bone-ified success."